[UK] Coolguy Inducted as UK Commander!

Posted on April 21, 2023 by

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BATTLEGROUND, “UK Commander Induction: Coolguy”– Good evening ACP! On Friday, April 21, our UK division logged onto CPA Battleground in Battleground to officially induct Coolguy as our UK Division Commander and invade Lard! We met in the Town and waited for troops to log on before moving to the Forest.

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In the Forest, we opened with a big word bubble bomb before switching to a T formation with emotes, flickers, and tactics such as “WATCH OUT CPA! ACP ARE COMING FOR NUMBER ONE!” Troops then moved into an X formation with more emotes, flickers such as sun & moon, an “MCHAPPYX” big word bubble, “NEVER GIVING UP, NEVER SLOWING DOWN, JUST GOT OFF THE GROUND,” and “TOPPING THE AUSIA ARENA AND COVERING ALL ARENAS.” ACP then did a waterfall with “AYCEEPEE” and moved into a backward L formation. We did a series of emotes, including hearts, toots, and flowers, before going into a phrase tactic of “ACTIONSPARK ALEMAX AUSTINFRAUD ONE PIECE NERDS.” Troops were saddened by Mchappy leaving, saying, “MCHAPPY IS MAKING CALGO MCSAD RN” before doing a “COMMONACPW” big word bubble bomb. We also learned a lesson from Cabin, who was briefly locked out of his Discord account, and then exclaimed how we were leading the UK division to glory! HCOM then led troops in a series of fast emote tactics, followed by phrase tactics. ACP did another big word bubble bomb and then transitioned into a plus formation with the popcorn emote. A query was started into where Calgo’s puffle ended up, followed by another Mchappy tactic and a “NUMBERONE” big word bubble. More emote tactics were initiated, and once we hit 22 troops online, we circled the forest to begin the initiation ceremony for Coolguy.

In a strange turn of events, this initiation ceremony turned into a wedding between Calgo and Coolguy! DeeP started a “KISS” chant while I said this was reminiscent of a cult. When Calgo asked Coolguy if he promised to uphold the values of the DRACP and protect what is dearest to our nation, Coolguy responded with, “I do wink wink.” Action then directed everyone to throw snowballs at the newlyweds(?) prompting Calgo to force Coolguy to promise to hit all the troops throwing snowballs. Coolguy promised to in Calgo’s dungeon (sus). Action stepped in as the flower girl and Coolguy changed into a dress for the occasion, seemingly freaking out his new husband, Calgo, but he soon regained his composure. Action called for a ring bearer, and I stepped in. Coolguy was officially inducted as ACP’s UK Commander and shared a heart emote. Tea was soon spilled when Action announced the new couple was having triplets, but Calgo quickly commanded troops to break out into a “thug shaker” dance. He danced on/with his new husband, and troops swarmed Coolguy to congratulate him. The party then moved to Coolguy‘s igloo, where there was dancing, a DJ, and pizza.

Thank you to Coolguy for leading and Calgo and Mcdonalds for voice chat leading! Shoutout to Caisha, Nefe, Coolguy, Newton, Action, AOL, Mcdonalds, and Alemax for taking event photos.

Event Tactics Pictures:

Room 1: Forest

Induction Ceremony

Post-Event Party in Coolguy’s Igloo

Judge’s Ruling:

Thank you Nell once again for judging our invasion!

Special shoutout to our loyal troops who attended:

Calgo will update once he finishes attendance logs

If I missed your name, please message me so I can update the list.

Thank you all for attending today’s UK event! Can’t wait to see you at our next event, which is our practice battle with RPF today (April 22) at 9am EST.

March on troops!

Mads

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