Brutality of Penguins: Local Leader Creates Murder Bus

Somewhere on the West Coast, United States – The new year began with a bang, but instead of fireworks, it was the downtrodden bodies of virtual penguin troops. On January 3, a local accountant, Calgo, only accounted for bodies as he stole a bus and ran over his “troops” as a form of recruitment.

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[DECEMBER 2022] Comment for Promotion!

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

Deserve a promotion for your work in December 2022? Please comment below!

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[ACP RECAP] Highlights of 2022

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

Mammoth, Shamrock Bulletin HQ — As we lead into a new year, it’s important that we recall the events that have led up to this point, and the progress that the army has made over the past 12 months. The Army of Club Penguin has undoubtedly had a climactic 2022 year, including the passing of a torch to new leader Calgocubs21 and the second declaration of war on Special Weapons and Tactics. So, overall, what were our major highlights, good and bad? Continue reading