Army of Club Penguin

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Pleased to welcome you back to our Shamrock Bulletin! Alike with yesterday’s post, we’ll be doing something different. If an apocalypse were to happen, what would ACP do?

Note: All of these listed below are our headcanons only.

Our dearest field general anniE would most likely be the one who knows all about the apocalypse itself, even going back to its roots. She’s basically an Apocalypse Nerd in that sense!

Spin unfortunately most likely will die by a brutal dealth from losing some limbs such as his arm and leg after getting smashed by some zombies during a battle. I guess you could say it cost him an arm and a leg!

Going onto our higher commands,

The lucky guy who coincidentally keeps getting into life-or-death situations with zombies and ALWAYS miraculously survives would be Daniel.

Then we have Chkn, our usual wannabe leader who constantly steps onto a landmine and until he gets turned into KFC. Would be okay if he knew his directions and didn’t get lost every few minutes leading his team into more trouble.

Very very real recreation of explosions caused by CHKN.

In contrast to Chkn who’s roleplaying leader, we have our queen of DGAF (Don’t give an F!) Kailey. She’s confident in her survival skills and most likely doesn’t care whether you can match her level of expertise.

Moving forward to our dearest leader, Roxy. She’s an ICON as she is the one who experiments and discovers the cure for the zombie varients. Unfortunately, every great success comes with a price.

Riri who follows Roxy as she experiments dies from too much chemical exposure while being the test subject for the cure experiments.

One of the braver souls we have Sanya and Noa whose infection & death both coincidentally back-to-back. Sanya being the one to sacrifice themselves for the sake of others and Noa who dies by getting stuck on a fence while getting chased by zombies.

Pumpkin?? Girl what is she even useful for? She’s literally disabled with no legs and arms. I guess you can use her as a meat shield if things get too heated.

Over at that corner, we have Cat (Past ACP Moderator), she’s the type of person who accidentally steps on a can and alerts an entire horde of zombies but in some stroke of luck manages to make a run for it and survive.

Ghost would be an absolute badass, he would be carrying different types of weapons ready to brute force his way out of any trouble he comes across

Along with Ghost, We have Reem. She’s the one responsible for carrying Ghost’s wide array of weapons in a massive backpack that’s 2x her size. She acts more like a companion to him following him wherever he goes as well as her intellectual knowledge about guns. Who needs a weapon vault when you have Reem?

POV: Reem’s weapon vault IS her backpack

Adam is the type of person you would come across as a side character in one of the camps with one line of dialogue, then he gets sacrificed for the plot for absolutely no reason at all.

And then there was Kimo, who joined the team but abruptly left to go and scout for more and when he returned to the army he unfortunately had a subscription to the zombie life.

Also we have Waddle, She kinda just picks sticks up for an endless amount of time to the point that she gets lost in the forest and has to make it back to camp on her own. And she has a companion dog which is the only relevant thing about her.

This is probably the most accurate dog that would be her companion

We can’t forget about Star (Past ACP Moderator) who stays behind at camp to cook and watch out for the unexpected, Basically a housewife fr (idk if i can say this lmaooo), if not for her the entire team would starve to death before they reach day 10.

Our dearest Yeeter, She would definitely be the one thats always freaking out about every situation. Although her creativity does spread through her little renovations in the base!

For Hanaa, She’s basically Pumpkin’s arms and legs without the whole disabled thing cause that’s boring now. I imagine she wouldn’t think twice about throwing her into a horde of zombies so she can run faster and escape.

And now for Cheska, oh boy do I have a lot to say about her (literally). She would yap for HOURSSS about every little thing man, there’s never a dull time with her she knows a lot about different things but lacks that same knowledge when it comes to actual survival. (also she’s a news reporter 🎊)

Lastly, we have Amelia, every time she leaves for supplies she always comes back with 15-27 survivors with her.

Very creative and out of this world headcanons of our dear troops and staff members of the ACP. HUGE Credits to Yeeter for making the most wonderful art for this specific post and Noa for her patience. Hopefully when an apocalypse does happen, these don’t come to life. Thank YOU for reading this post! Comment below if you would like to see more posts like this!

Pumpkin
ACP Field General and Shamrock Bulletin Reporter

Cheska
ACP Major General and Shamrock Bulletin Reporter

Hanaa
ACP Major General and Shamrock Bulletin Reporter

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