get some land first New

Posted on January 12, 2025 by Roxy<3

a message to the doritos of club penguin

Response from the Army of Club Penguin:

Well, this is awkward. We read your grand declaration of war, and while it’s adorable that you’ve gone to such dramatic lengths, there seems to be a slight issue: there’s no map.

An “off-map war”? Really? What are we supposed to do, wander around aimlessly on the Club Penguin iceberg until someone shouts “found you!”? Are we supposed to play Marco Polo in the snow? Sorry, but without a map, we don’t know where to show up—call us when you figure out how wars actually work.

Oh, and for all that pompous language about being an “unstoppable force” and “taking it all back,” it’s hard to take you seriously when you’re basically yelling into the void. Pro tip: a declaration of war without a map is like trying to eat nachos without the Doritos. Just sad.

See you (or maybe not?) in the snow trenches—if you ever find us. Better luck next time.

Sincerely,
The Army of Club Penguin
P.S. Maybe get someone to proofread your next declaration—it sounds like you’re auditioning for a villain monologue in a bad movie.

Anyways it’s AI generated cos I’m on LEAVE lol! You can go on your revenge trip WITHOUT us hahahaha im on my ghosting era btw and 32op ur vet is gone hehehehehe

bye lol hope your tour goes well hope u sell albums