[USA] Stomping in Puddles

Posted on June 1, 2023 by

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BATTLEGROUND, “Operation: Stomping in Puddles” – Good evening ACP! On Thursday, June 1st, our USA division logged onto CPA Battleground in Battleground for a what was supposed to be a battle practice but turned into us fending off a raid from the Water Vikings along with their “allies,” the Elite Guardians and the Rebel Penguin Federation. We logged on to the Town and once we realized that we were going to be raided, we rallied as many troops last minute as possible to give the Water Vikings a good fight. While we may have been outnumbered, ACP showed that we are ready for whatever they throw our way and that even if we get knocked down, we will hop right back up.

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Room 1: Town

Around 5 minutes in, the Water Vikings plus allies flooded the Town. ACP was already in a plus formation while WV moved into a triangle. We greeted them with “DONT CARE DIDNT ASK” and a “COWARDLY” big word bubble. They then made a comment about our smaller size, but we reminded them that they had to bring their allies. We then did an ACP Dab emote followed by a “CRUNCHES” big word bubble. After some more emotes, we commented on how the Water Vikings could only achieve forty people online with two other armies helping, whilst ACP had twenty-three with only our troops. ACP also pointed out how even with an Ice Warriors merge into WV, their sizes were still low! We continued with a comment about how “ALL I SEE IS ARMIES THAT ARE SCARED OF CALGO” and then did a “FRIGHTENED” word bubble. We did a few more emote and word bubble tactics, including “RPF AND WV LEGENDS MUST BE PRETTY DISAPPOINTED IN YALL RIGHT NOW” and “WE DONT QUIT EVEN WHEN WE ARE KICKED DOWN.” We also reminded WV to cope and that ACP acknowledges our flaws.

Room 2: Night Club

To mix things up, ACP moved to the Night Club to have a Dance Party and continue fighting off the Water Vikings. We opened with an “ACPSCREAM” big word bubble bomb and quickly moved into an L formation. We then did a “BESTROOM” big word bubble because who doesn’t love dancing? The next tactic we did was “WVRPFEGCPL” big word bubble, some more emotes, and a variation of winner winner chicken dinner. ACP also commented how Kingfunks would be disappointed in the pitiful attempt to raid our event, and how WV was making Da Best look smarter. With some more emote tactics, we continued our jabs, reminding the Water Vikings how they begged us to aid them in their war against the Templars. We did another big word bubble tactic but switched to a “DOOMSDAY” big word bubble waterfall. WV ended up logging off, but we stayed online and made a V formation, asking the Water Vikings to try harder next time please! We then wished WV a good night because it would be their last, and wagered a bet that Dino was pleading other armies to declare on us as we spoke. For our last tactic, we chanted “16 YEARS IN THE MAKING AND YALL ARENT READY FOR US” before finally logging off.

Thank you to Calgo for leading the event in chat and over voice chat, and to our moderators and higher command team for rallying the troops and made the event run smoothly. Shoutout to Newton, AOL, Lirri, Coolguy, and Mcdonalds for taking event photos!

Special shoutout to our loyal troops who attended: