[USA] Quest for Number One!

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BATTLEGROUND, “Operation: Unscheduled Event”– Good evening ACP! On Saturday, April 22 (aka Earth Day), our USA division logged onto CPA Battleground in Battleground for an unscheduled event! We heard through the grapevine that ACP would clinch number one if we maxed 35 online today! Just a few hours before the event, DMs started letting troops know about the upcoming event, and we started logging on in the Town one hour before. After much work DM-ing and mentioning troops, we hit 36 troops online! 41 people logged on for ACP, and we appreciate folks taking time out of their weekend to help us.

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After doing a few tactics in the Town, we went to the Night Club to celebrate beating the Templars for the number one spot. ACP opened up with an “ARMYOFCP” big word bubble bomb before moving into a backward L. Troops did the toots emote before yelling, “ACP KNOWS NO LIMITS!” and doing some pizza emotes. We then yelled our names and switched to the E9 (angry) emote. Claiming the AUSIA Arena tournament as ours, we did a waterfall while reminding TCP that they can’t steal the “numbah one” spot from us. ACP then moved into an X formation with surprised face emotes, and troops then practiced doing fast emote tactics. The next word bubble tactic we did was “WE LOVE OUR ALLIES MORE THAN CALGO LOVES HIS MONEY” followed by puffle emotes. ACP then did “GREEN ON TOP” as a big word bubble tactic followed by “BREAKING HISTORY AGAIN WITH 3 TIMES NUMBER ONE!” ACP troops raked the room with the popcorn emote before moving into a V formation with the apple bros emote. Troops then said hello to CPA Youtube, who were filming our event, and reminded them that they were witnessing greatness. We did some ACP Dabs, heart emotes, and RPF suns before asking ourselves what’s next? The long-term answer remains to be seen, but the short-term answer was IW Salute emotes, exclaiming that unscheduled events are the best, then swarming CPA Youtube with exclamation points. The following form troops did was an upside down V with cake emotes followed by “GREATNESS IS ACHIEVED BY THOSE WHO WORK RELENTLESSLY” and shouting out the greatest trio (Coolguy, Calgo, and AustinFraud). Troops then did PIC/PZF emotes before bombing the room with GG, Ok, and No before waving and saying goodbye.

Thank you to Calgo for leading, and to our allies Help Force, Napalm Corps, and People’s Imperial Confederation for attending to help us make history! Shoutout to Legoman and Saber for also witnessing history. Newton, AOL, Mcdonalds, Nefe, myself, and Robot took our amazing event photos.

Event Tactics Pictures:

Room 1: Town

Room 2: Night Club

Special shoutout to our loyal troops who attended:

  • Calgo will update when he finishes attendance logs

If I missed your name, please message me so I can update the list.

Thank you all for attending today’s USA event! Can’t wait to see you at our next event this week.

March on troops!


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ACP Lieutenant General

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