[UK] Dark Vikings got SICK with Cowardice

Posted on April 14, 2023 by

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BATTLEGROUND, “War on Dark Vikings: Royal Conquest”– Good morning ACP! Yesterday on Friday, April 14, our UK division logged onto CPA Battleground in Battleground for another battle with the Dark Vikings, to which they did not show up again. Regardless, we logged on to the Town and soon moved to the Docks.

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In the Docks, we opened up with a big word bubble bomb before moving into an upside-down V. We did a multitude of tactics such as “HAVE YOU STARTED RECRUITING YET OR ARE U JUST DOING IT FROMTCP?,” an E1/E2 flicker, and heart emotes before moving into a Z wipe. Troops then mobbed to the middle of the room and then expanded into an X formation with the Apple Bros emote followed by “I THINK KROSIVE NEEDS TO BE PUT IN TIMEOUT,” and more tactics. We also pointed out the hypocrisy of Litt7, who said DV isn’t a USA army, and yet they didn’t show up to our UK invasion either. Troops then did a “RUNAWAYS” big word bubble waterfall and got into a plus formation with the popcorn emote, followed by a jokes tactic and then thanking the judges for showing up, unlike DV. We then called this event a “COMMON EZ ACP W” and did another Z wipe before going into a backward L formation. One of the word bubble tactics we did was “PAUSE, TIME FOR DV TO DO THEIR DAILY PURGE,” along with “IS DV THIS SMALL OR DID THEY NOT SHOW?,” and “JUDGES CAN YOU LOG OFF, YOUR SIZE INSULTS DV.” Troops continued to do big word bubbles and emotes before switching into an upside-down T formation. At this point, a random DV troop joined the room and attempted to put up a fight but was quickly put down with emote tactics and word bubbles such as “NEED SOME FEBREEZE TO FRESHEN UP YOUR ARMY,” troops calling out their names along with other big word bubble tactics. We then moved into a V formation and then switched back to the Town.

Troop entered the town with a big word bubble tactic: “WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER @@@@@@ WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER” before moving into a plus formation with “MARCHING TO YOUR EMPIRE WITH CLOVERS UP HIGH THE DRACP FLAG,” and doing a stoplight flicker emote. We then raked the town with “THUNDERISANOBODY” big word bubble tactic before switching into an upside-down V. One of the tactics we did in the upside-down V was “RINSE YOUR FACE WHILE THE CLOVERS PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE.” Troops then logged off, successfully bringing the war score to 7-0-0.

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Room 1: Docks