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[SATIRE] Among Us Conspiracy on Club Penguin

Posted on January 18, 2025 by anniE

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Picture March 2017, when Club Penguin supposedly “shut down”. Many joined private servers that kept the game alive. You may have heard of Club Penguin Rewritten or Club Penguin Online, famous servers that carried the legacy. However, there are theories in the Club Penguin universe. Club Penguin hosted a “Future Party” in May 2014, where Gary the Gadget Guy travelled to the future of Club Penguin to save the “present Club Penguin”

But this only begs the question, what was the future he travelled to, if the game shut down less than 3 years later? It is difficult to come up with an answer, but we must work with the clues that Disney has left us.

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[Satire] Why Sanya is Secretly Santa Claus

Posted on December 25, 2024 by Sanya

Addressed to the Conspiracy Theorists of Club Penguin I mean ACP

Ho ho ho! It is me, Sanya Claus. That’s right! The one and only in the Army of Club Penguin here, addressing you with this post about what I secretly do in the month of December. This year, I’ve decided, after three years of retirement, and a stint in CPA Judging, CPA head moderating, and dealing with a certain individual in a podcast server who has very interesting opinions, to return to ACP! And I am here to explain to you my… secret identity.

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[SATIRE] Meet the ACP Moderators! Part 3

Posted on November 16, 2024 by riri!!

Hey ACP!! It’s your favorite field general Riri here! Today we’re gonna roast meet all the ACP mods and get to know more about them!! Let’s get into it!

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[SATIRE] 5 reasons why u should coup ugly!!

Posted on October 14, 2024 by riri!!

Hi ACP!! riri here! Today i’m gonna give u 5 reasonable and totally amazing reasons on why u should 100% coup our evil leader ugly!!

(totally not writing this in bed at 3am while eating burger king)

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[SATIRE] The October 5th Incident

Posted on October 9, 2024 by Ugly

BIKINI BOTTOM, Lobsters HQ – 1 week ago, ACP announced the return of four people to the ACP ranks, all of them previously being advisors. What we all thought was very good news, it turned out at that very moment the path of the space continuum would change forever.

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The Reality of ACP’s Worst Mod

Posted on February 10, 2024 by breadpan

Addressed to The Army of Club Penguin

Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Hello, ACP! Today’s post is a little different – as you all might know, I have been staff for the last couple of months. What I’ve done during this time is work and put in effort, as have the other staff. However, one person stood out to me, even as a veteran – Roxy. Since I became a mod, I’ve noticed questionable behaviour from Roxy, especially when she became a moderator. She previously served as a High Command member in ACP, however, the reasons for her retirement were undisclosed. I suspect this is because of drama within the staff because of her past behaviour.

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