[SATIRE] 5 reasons why u should coup ugly!!

Hi ACP!! riri here! Today i’m gonna give u 5 reasonable and totally amazing reasons on why u should 100% coup our evil leader ugly!!

(totally not writing this in bed at 3am while eating burger king)

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The October 5th Incident

BIKINI BOTTOM, Lobsters HQ – 1 week ago, ACP announced the return of four people to the ACP ranks, all of them previously being advisors. What we all thought was very good news, it turned out at that very moment the path of the space continuum would change forever.

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The Reality of ACP’s Worst Mod

Addressed to The Army of Club Penguin

Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Hello, ACP! Today’s post is a little different – as you all might know, I have been staff for the last couple of months. What I’ve done during this time is work and put in effort, as have the other staff. However, one person stood out to me, even as a veteran – Roxy. Since I became a mod, I’ve noticed questionable behaviour from Roxy, especially when she became a moderator. She previously served as a High Command member in ACP, however, the reasons for her retirement were undisclosed. I suspect this is because of drama within the staff because of her past behaviour.

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