[Satire] Why Sanya is Secretly Santa Claus

Addressed to the Conspiracy Theorists of Club Penguin I mean ACP

Ho ho ho! It is me, Sanya Claus. That’s right! The one and only in the Army of Club Penguin here, addressing you with this post about what I secretly do in the month of December. This year, I’ve decided, after three years of retirement, and a stint in CPA Judging, CPA head moderating, and dealing with a certain individual in a podcast server who has very interesting opinions, to return to ACP! And I am here to explain to you my… secret identity.

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