Heya! Clover Defendahs!!!!

I have recently turned 5 years old today! Last time CSY forced me to write a satire post about ACP High Command. I wrote a satire post about ACP High Command! most of you guys really enjoyed it so why not… DO ACP MODERATORS?!?!?! 

SINCE I’M GOOD AT ROASTING PEOPLE LET ME ROAST MY FELLOW MODS! SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LETS JUMP RIGHT INTO IT!

YETI

YETI IS ENRIQUE IGLESIAS!!! OMG, THAT’S WHY HE SUCKS IS THE BEST SINGER IN DA ACP!!!

Yeti is an amazing staff member he goes above and beyond to help troops and he’s very good at moderating and he’s very helpful to the ACP staff team. But you guys may not know this little secret he’s secretly… ENRIQUE IGLESIAS!!! He has this energy and enthusiasm in the staff team!!! and we all know he’s a rubbish man… So uhhhh Yeti is a rubbish Spanish singer and he owes me 10 bucks and a taco.

CHEK

Chekky Chek Chek! Sanya says you’re a bunny! yes, you are! you’re a bunny bun bun!

Chek is a fantastic member of the staff team! he’s also a bunny! Hoppity hoppity hop! The bunny goes arf arf!

SARAH

SARAH IS ANNE HATHAWAY!!!!

Sarah is known for calling everyone a boomer in ACP but you guys may not know this little secret but Sarah is… ANNE HATHAWAY!!! WHY? WELL LET ME TELL YOU! CAUSE SHES UHHHHH NEW YORKISH THINGY MAJIDY AND UHHH I CONCLUDE THAT.. SARAH IS… ANNE HATHAWAY? YEAH, SHE IS!!

SPARKZ!

Shebyr! Shebby Shebby Sheb Sheb! Our Future Broadway Star! Here’s a secret… Shebby Sheb Sheb is… ANNIE! SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO…

The sun’ll come out 

Tomorrow 

Bet your bottom dollar 

That tomorrow 

There’ll be sun!

JESER

Jeser is an egg.

BSCHARBACH2

Bschar  requires no further explanation.

SANYA!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE GREATEST BOOMER OF ALL TIME, and THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME… SANYA! Sanya is known to be a very chaotic energetic staff member in ACP who constantly thinks the elephant goes moo and the bunny goes arf arf and since Sanya acts like a 5-year-old lowlife, Sanya is without a doubt Barney the dinosaur! (editor’s note – don’t be dissing my man Barney the dinosaur!)

So to conclude this post the staff members of ACP are celebrities who work in a penguin game! Here’s a secret I didn’t write in this post… LOOK AT THE SIGNATURE TO FIND OUT WHO WROTE IT OMG!!! 

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS… WHATEVER I DID AND DON’T FORGET TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW IF YOU ENJOYED THIS MESS

A person who left me for a Belgian.

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I wiped a single bead of sweat from my face as I surveyed the scene in front of me. Fifty green soldiers were scattered across the Cove, fists clenched, eyes focused, and battle-ready. As a Field General of the Army of Club Penguin, this was not my first battle. But it was a battle unlike any I had ever been involved in, and one I would never forget.

The Rebel Penguin Federation had declared war just days before, sending the community into chaos as two powerful alliances were formed and pitted against each other. The Rebels first attack was to be against our beloved capital server, Mammoth, and our Commander-in-Chief CSY was not present. It was down to me, Field General Max, to lead our forces against the enemy and secure a victory for our side. All of our training came down to the next thirty minutes.

I carefully pulled back the sleeve of my letterman jacket to glance at my watch. 5:59am PST. One minute to go. Just 60 seconds until the battle would begin. 59. 58…

“GET READY, SOLDIERS” I called out, and saw fifty sets of eyes looking back at me.

“Salute!” they chanted back.

This was a huge deal, and to be quite blunt, I was bricking it. But I couldn’t let on, my soldiers were looking to me to lead them into battle, and they would never follow me if they could sense my nerves. I took a deep breath, gathered all my courage, before standing up and calling the order.

“TO THE DOCKS!” I commanded, and a huge uproar filled my ears as a mass of green penguins pressed down on their EPF spy phones and teleported to the room.

We had entered the room first, immediately splitting into three groups as planned. I headed the first group as we charged to the front line and covered ourselves behind a desolate mound of snow. My generals Zelly and Koloway directed the left and right flanks, taking shelter where they could. The first sign of a penguin dressed in all-black was noticed by Corporal Yeti, who signalled to me the opposition had also covered themselves on the other side of the room.

“OPEN FIRE” I called, and our forces launched the first round of snowballs, taking out several of the Rebels soldiers and senior officers. Major Sanya scored a particularly good hit, knocking the spy goggles off a Rebel soldier, before shouting “HA, take that!”.

As the battle pressed on, it was clear the ACP’s advances were working. We had taken out many of the Rebel troops, others had retreated to the Town and Snow Forts, while the rest were a disorganised and tired mess.

“ONE MINUTE, MAX!”, I heard Zelly call from behind me. She had just finished engaging in a 1v1 combat with a Rebel second-in-command, and left him sprawled helpless on the floor behind her. I allowed myself to smile, before taking a quick glance at my watch: 6:09am PST. The room change was coming up, and so I gave the order. The green force loaded up their EPF phones, ready for teleportation.

We entered the Ice Rink at the same time. Clearly many of the Rebels that had previously retreated to the Snow Forts were preparing for an early entry, recovered and ready to re-engage in the battle. With nowhere to hide, the conflict in the second room would be on open-plain. As the RPF loaded their weapons, General Kailey was first to react, moving quickly across the rink to disarm the closest two opponents. The rest of the army followed, picking off one Rebel soldier at a time.

Rebel Advisor Pookie called out my name and came storming towards me, weapon in hand, jaw clenched and a look of menace in his eyes. He crazily chanted “PLAN MAN PLAN MAN PLAN MAN…” as he loaded his weapon. I expertly dodged his attack, sticking my leg out to trip him up before delivering a blow to his head, knocking him unconscious. But before I could celebrate my small victory, I was thrown off my feet several metres by two Rebel soldiers. Stunned and disorientated, I attempted to regain my bearings. But the Rebel soldiers were quick, pinning me down from behind.

“Get off my boyfriend!”, Koloway screamed, raising his black guitar, swinging it sharply and knocking out one of the Rebels with a single clean blow. The other turned to Koloway, but was dragged back and thrown to the side by Brigadier General ZoomXT.

“Thanks guys, they nearly had me there…” I said, as they helped me back to my feet. But before they could respond, I realised it was time for the final room, and a quick click on my EPF spy phone sent me teleporting to the Iceberg.

Arriving late, I immediately gasped at the battle scene in front of me. Both sides were in deep conflict, and while the sizes looked even, the Rebels appeared to have a slight advantage. As I headed towards the fighting, I passed some of our key soldiers lying unresponsive on the ground around me. Chekdar, Zoomey, Sanya. Had I led the soldiers to their deaths?

But before I could dwell any longer, I had reached the front line. King Mondo was fighting 4 RPF soldiers at once, easily disarming and defeating them while screaming “ACP BUNNY DUCK!!”. Kailey and Zelly were both taking on leader Ultipenguinj, who had launched savage attacks on them both. A powerful punch had knocked Kailey back unconscious, and a sharp kick to Zelly knocked her onto the floor, as her backpack and weapons were thrown into the snow. As he approached to finish her off, I moved quickly to pick up the closest item, before calling “ZELLY” and throwing it to her. Ultipenguinj turned in surprise, and Zelly caught her Karaoke microphone, before quickly knocking Ultipenguinj out cold with it.

It was then approximately 20 more Rebel penguins teleported into the room. Someone must have called for backup. Just as the battle looked like it could swing into a Rebel victory, I turned to the remaining ACP soldiers and gave one, final order. At once, the soldiers stood to attention, before echoing at the top of their lungs:

The Iceberg went silent. Every Rebel Penguin Federation soldier dropped their weapons and erupted into chaos. Some used their spyphones to teleport away, while others waddled desperately into the water to swim to safety.

“GREEN VICTORY!” screamed Zelly, and a chant filled the four corners of the room.

We had done it. We had won the battle for Mammoth. We had protected our home. 

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CSY irl^

Funky is Liam Neeson!!!! OMG!!!!

Funky is currently the leader of the ACP US Division. But did you know that funky is secretly… LIAM NEESON?? Funky is an amazing part of the ACP HCOM – he’s optimistic he’s a very disciplined person and he can overcome any adversities or obstacles thrown in his way! That is why without a doubt! Funky is in fact… Liam Neeson.

Max irl ^

Zelly is Ariana Grande!!!!

Kailey

Kailey irl ^

She’s a clown.

Cubby!

OMG CUBBY IS KEVIN DURANT!!!

Cubby is known for being a dope HCOM! but you guys may not know this but… he’s also Kevin Durant!!! He is a very humble and authentic person and he’s known for extreme loyalty to ACP!

Robot irl^

Robot is known for being an amazing mentor in ACP since he’s a very intelligent guy he’s also known for being an extremely humble person willing to help anyone in need. He’s also ACP’s 3rd in Command and here’s a little secret ACP bought a robot and added the ACP logo and made him a general.

So to conclude this post ACP HCOM is rich af.
Don’t forget to comment down below if you enjoyed my post!

Signed,

ACP Brigadier Boomer.

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      Hello ACP!

This is Sparkz here on a new post for the Shamrock Bulletin! Today I am going to tell you MY experience of being an ACP Mod!

Since I started in ACP, I have been having a lot of fun, but there’s also hard work involved. I’ve kept the same routine and I still have a routine up till today. It is vital to have a routine so that you don’t get caught up in things at the wrong time.

I don’t sleep a lot (which is bad) but that’s because I am dedicating my time to ACP and other things in real life. I usually wake up, brush my teeth and eat. Then I hop on my computer, I always start my day with recruiting to start my day. ACP always has regular events – my timezone is UK and events are usually at 2 pm (AUS), 9 pm (UK) and 1 am (US) for me. Of course, this isn’t every day so I change my schedule up a bit to attend the events for the day! After waking up, I stay on moderating/working in real life till 2 PM for the ACP event. I then HYPE the event which helps our max a lot – it gets troops hyped to attend the event! I help with tactics by repeating them after they have been said. After the event is finished I either post/recruit after the event, when posting it is vital to be quick and get the post out within 15 minutes. I then carry on moderating or working in real life till 9 PM for the UK event (if there is one that day). After that, I repeat the same thing – I post or recruit, then continue working in real life/moderating. I do this till the 1 AM US event (If there is one that day) I attend. after that i recruit/post, I then go to sleep I wake up the next day and repeat all this.

These are all the ACP leaders! These people worked to get to this place they all started of as troops like you! Everyone there except for Oagalthorp (Creator of ACP). I hope that this motivates you that you can do anything but you just need to put the effort into it just like all of the ACP leaders did to get to their position. The only difference is, everyone there had to work up from Troop to Mod to HCOM then leader! It may take time but it is possible and worth the wait. (Also, interesting uniform choice by Pinkgirl3919)

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In my opinion being a Mod takes a lot of organisation and preparation, it does take a fair amount of time of your day but it’s all for the better and it’s worth it!
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Clovers are another great way to rank up and prove that you are ready for the next Rank! There are loads of different ways to get Clovers.

 For all the new people here are the possible ways to get Clovers:
-Attend events
-Join the recruiting Force, you can DM Zelly if you would like to join that!
-Join ACPTR (ACP Training Regiment)
-Generally staying active in the ACP discord
-Prove you are loyal and worth it!
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 For all the new people here are is the troop to mod rank list:
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For those of you that are wondering about these two ways to rank up faster to Mod (ACPTR and the recruiting force) Feel free to DM me, you will find me in the ACP discord! You can also DM Max to join the army of Club Penguin Training Regiment! These will both really help in terms of Clovers and promotions to mod and higher troop ranks!
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To sum up: 

I hope that this post has inspired you all that You can do it! You just need to put the effort in and it will happen! I have shown many ways to get to Mod, HCOM and even leader! In this post and like I said, it may take time but it is worth the wait! Patience is key. All of you are doing great so far, so keep up the great work! You will all get to where you want to get in ACP! And if any advice is needed/tips be sure to DM me all any of the staff. There is also HCOM that is there to support you and help you grow to get to where you want to go in ACP!

And remember all the leaders, HCOM and Mods started off as Troops like you!

                                                 
                                                                           Signing off

ACP Lieutenant General

                                               

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