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[SATIRE] Pungu’s 97.45% Accurate Review of Alpha

Posted on September 17, 2020 by mchappy2

Civil War’s sure been tough so far, huh?

For Alpha, that is!

We’re on our fourth day now, and Alpha’s attempts at winning have really turned out lacklustre.

So.. Alpha. I know you’re all reading this in your HQ, screaming and raging at the facts I’m spitting.

Alpha HQ

My following words are directed to those Alphas. The ones who think spamming a giant paragraph of “RED ALERT” as hype would increase their chances of winning!

Look, Alpha. Look who supports Echo.

Famous Penguins are 100% Proven to favour Echo

Not only them, but someone else! Someone you should all respect.

The ACP Bunnyduck themselves!

Mr Google told me this, he’d NEVER lie! (Unlike Alphas)

I know that the people reading this will either be in Echo and want to laugh at something, or in Alpha and require saving. The following will convince you that Echo is obviously the best choice.

Alpha make their soldiers wear boots that are way too small, leading to “Alphaitis“, a form of chronic pain that you’ll definitely feel when you’re 80.

The “Mating Call” of the average Alpha Soldier. Wildly unattractive.

And now a tour of the aforementioned “Alpha HQ.” (I’ve gotten a secret inside source to get me this pictures.)

Alpha Canteen

Alpha Bathroom

Alpha “Games Room”

Alpha Dodgy Basement

As the final part of my review, I secured an Interview with a former Alpha soldier, who wishes to speak out against them.

And there I thought the licking stuff was just a meme….

As you can see, not the Team you’d want to be part of.

Remember! If you’re in Alpha, require rescuing,and don’t want to be licked, make sure to contact a moderator and ask to become Echo! Also make sure to react in #civil-war-schedule or face being scarified to Keynikki’s weiners.

Also please give me feedback, this was my first post e1e1e1e1

Pungu

British Person who isn’t Max

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ACP Civil War: Day One and Two Recap

Posted on September 15, 2020 by mchappy2

MAMMOTH, Army of Club Penguin Capital – Amid recent rising tensions between the Alpha and Echo divisions, the Army of Club Penguin has been thrown conflict with the recent civil war. Read on to find out more about what happened in the first 2 days since the respective declarations.

On Saturday, September 12th, 2020, what initially began as a “Marvel takeover” event quickly devolved into an all out conflict. With troops in disarray and chat thrown into chaos, Max, in true Marvel: Civil War fashion, quickly declared war against the Alphas, stating reasons such as the Alpha’s bad tactics. Alpha quickly retaliated with a response, pointing out how Kailey has been parading “bagged milk” (As a fellow Echo, I must say that I too am appalled to hear such atrocities being committed by an Echo – milk, quite simply, doesn’t belong in bags.). With this, ACP was now officially at war.

This just shouldn’t be allowed.

Day 1: The First Battle

On Sunday September 13th, just one day after the declarations, the Alphas and Echoes faced off in the first battle of their civil war. Echo peaked 33 troops whilst Alpha peaked 22 troops – due to Echo’s size advantage (ACP + Echo + Alpha = 56), they won room 1 and 2, leading to the first Echo victory of the war.

War Score: 2-0-0 (E-A-T)

Day 2: The Find Four Dilemma (w/ Silver Empire)

Alpha and Echo faced off once more on the 14th of September – this time, with guests Silver Empire challenging the Alpha vs. Echo poweress. Echo dominated once again with a size advantage, peaking at 30 troops. Alpha put up a good fight in terms of smart formations and tactics, albeit only peaking at 18 troops (ACP + Alpha + Echo = 54). This led to the first 2 rooms to be declared an Echo victory.

However, the Alphas showed the Echoes that even with a size disadvantage, that they would be Alphas in terms of Find Four skill. With Tymatt making it to the finals, he won the Find Four aspect between Alpha and Echo, albeit losing to Ryan from SE in the end.

The Echoes, winning the 2 rooms, were awarded 2 points; Tymatt, upon making it to the finals, received 2 points for Alpha, making the Find Four battle an official Tie.

War Score: 2-0-1

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The first two days saw good fights from both sides – despite the Echo seemingly having a size advantage, the Alphas have shown tenacity in terms of their tactics as well as intellect. Will the apparent underdogs, the Alphas, be able to climb their way up to the top? Or will the Echoes continue to dominate?

Real life pictures of Alpha battling Echoes

This report is sponsored by #ECHO

CSY

Shamrock Bulletin Reporter

ACP Leader

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[SATIRE] How 2 Lead an ACP Event 101

Posted on September 12, 2020 by mchappy2

Heya! People who still play a children’s game designed for 7 and up!

Sanya is back at it again! I’m here to teach you… HOW 2 LEAD AN ACP EVENT! Most of yall ask…

How do you lead an event?!?!? WELL, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU HOW PUT ON YOUR TROUSERS, GET A BURRITO, AND LET’S DIVE RIGHT INTO IT #TOTALLYNOTSATIREPOST101

Ingredients:

A Car

Financial Support

Unwavering Loyalty to a Children’s Game

A Poster of ACP in your bedroom

A Taco

Gasoline

A Mcflurry

A Computer with Keyboard

Wifi

Maps

CSY/ Timothee Chalamet

Koloway’s 2837482993 Retirements

Instructions:

Step 1: You’ll need a computer! DUH but… Sanya what if I don’t have a computer?!?!? WELL! GET ONE. GET A CAR! AND HEAD 3KM EAST THEN YOU’LL BE AT WALMART!

Me and CSY heading to Walmart with our Dope Car 😀

Step 2: Stop at Mcdonalds for a Mcflurry cause Sanya wants Icecream and CSY wouldn’t give me a sip of his drink and a bite of his taco smh

Step 3: Head over to Aisle 7 in Walmart and force CSY to pay for the computer cause he’s da leader of ACP! and ask the rubbish woman (shebyr) for help in buying da computer

Sheb is a Walmart worker who sells musicals and computers!!!

Step 4: Head Over to your house and install the computer and pray that you lead well so you won’t get couped and remember to EP!!!!

NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO LEAD A CHILDRENS GAME YAYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS POST IS THE BEST. I REALLY HOPE IT HELPED YOU IN HOW TO LEAD AN ACP EVENT!!! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ~~DON’T~~ DM SANYA!!!

So, to conclude this post CSY won’t let me bite his taco. Shebyr is a rubbish woman! Mcdonalds is good Rosiee is still a boomer. Sanya is the best at leading events!!! and uhhhh Buy me a Mcflurry, and ACP supports Walmart! ~~that’s why ACP has so many recruits~~

I hope you enjoyed my super helpful tutorial!!! It’s very useful for anyone who wants to lead an event soon! Don’t forget to comment down below if you enjoyed it! And don’t forget to DM Sanya thanking Sanya for the super-duper useful tutorial!!! and don’t forget to buy me a mcflurry!!!!

To all the women I call rubbish @roxy @doink 🙂

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August FAN ART

Posted on September 8, 2020 by mchappy2

Header by mondo

Welcome back to zelly lovely showcase of ACP fan art! Make sure to comment if you got in or just comment on your favorite! Ready? here we go!

By myth by pungu

By mow By pan By doink

By Stevos

By Mow By africa

By mondo

By rusy By sanya

By CSY

By blue0123 By bubbles

By henry

By hiivasivut By doink

By hollow By itsalexis By rusty

By myth By henry By nightfury By kailey310

By destro By cherry

By cubeoid By doink

By doink By henry

By doink By pan

By pan By pan By doink

By enigma

By sanya By henry

By henry By pandito by baileybear

By Nightfury By baileybear

By: Daniel, Cheko, Paixxe, Stevos, eatwater, Yetico, Kailey, Kailey310, Henry & Doink

By: Kailey, Fatchicken, henry, stevos, Doink, Daniel, Cheko, Kimi, Gib, Kailey310, cheerfulpanda & costalGMPS

ACP Field Marshal

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Club Penguin Rewritten Update 28/08/20: New Pin + Field Op

Posted on August 28, 2020 by mchappy2

Hey there ACP Shamrock Bulletin people,

The CPR Water Party is over but they added a couple of things to the Pet Shop, a Banana Pin, and a new Field Ops.

The pin can be found at the Pet Shop here:

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The Field Ops can also be found in the Pet Shop, but first head over to the EPF Headquarters through the EPF Phone at the bottom left of your screen. If you aren’t in the EPF yet check out this post to find out how to join.

Once there, head over to the Field Ops computer then accept the Field Ops.

Now head back to the Pet Shop and stand at this very position:

Open your EPF Phone to begin the minigame.
The Field Ops minigame is simple, charge up all 4 of the batteries surrounding the map without being electrocuted by any of the red zapping things which will decrease the amount of power you are carrying (the green bar on your charging pod). Also, be wary of this green bar that is on your charging pod, if it runs out you will fail the mission. To recharge it head over to the charging bay that you began on. There is also one battery that requires a key, this key can be found somewhere on the map in the form of an orange circle with a key inside it.

Battery

Charging Bay

Once all batteries are charged the mission will end and you will be awarded medals that can be used to purchase Elite Gear.

Thank you for reading and I hope it helped

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August 20th Update: Water Party! – CPR Guide

Posted on August 20, 2020 by mchappy2

Hola ACP!

Today I will be guiding you through the new Water Party that just got added on CPR! We will be looking at the new pin, rooms and items!

Pin:

This new pin, which is a shovel, is located at the Docks, right behind the wakeboards as shown here (red circles):

Room:

A new room was added! This room is called “Whale” (It’s a whale), accesible through the Iceberg, going this way:

Items:

Next I will show the locations of each of the new free items, scattered around the island:

Blue Lei: Docks

Shell Necklace – Beach

Umbrella Hat – Coffee Shop

Ice Cream Apron – Plaza

Green Duck – Cove

Other cool stuff you can do:

The new custom rooms all have a hose at the bottom right of the screen, if you click it and HOLD it, you will be able to spray people!

Also, in some rooms the snowballs you throw turn into water balloons!

Anywayz, I hope this guy helped you guys settle for this new super duper cool water party! Remember to react in #battle-schedule/#events/#ausia-events if you can attend our next event!

DEFEND FREEDOM PRESERVE JUSTICE

ACP Brigadier General

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[Funky’s Fun House] Week 1 : Buddy

Posted on August 20, 2020 by mchappy2

Welcome, to Funkys Fun House!

This is a part of Shamrock Bulletin in which I am going to post this whenever I feel like it as many times a week whenever I want, simply and most importantly, because I can. Expect many grammatical and spelling errors as I am literally just gonna type this and then post it or something like that I dont really know. Basically dont expect anything because im not really sure what to expect either.

Every week I will try my best to interview some guy thats in CPA who I think is pretty cool, who will always be from outside ACP, and I will ask them some questions. Then after I might leave some crosswords or something maybe like a word search and then whoever does it first can receive a brief handshake, maybe a cool role and a few clovers cause that sounds unique I think.

Today, for our first episode, we have Buddy, Water Viking, Marines and Air Force Legend and SM Army Legend Nominee! But up first we have a themed Buddy word search, with the winner getting a “BUDDY SIMP” role and 3 clovers, the winner being the first person to DM me! {The role is only valid and kept till the next episode of Funky’s Fun House!}

PUZZLE 1 – Buddy themed word search!

Buddy – Background

Live Image of me destroying Buddys confidence (Colourised around a second ago)

Buddy is actually ACP 2ic?

A sneaky picture of me and Buddy at work together, with our very own CSY sneaking in at the bottom 😉

Time for the interview!

I am gonna be the green whilst Buddy is in blue. This interview is *slightly* edited to make it suitable for all audiences!

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Funky: Hello Buddy! Buddy: Why, hello Funky! Funky: How are both you and the kids?

Buddy: I’m doing quite well. Little Timmy is off to kindergarten and Patricia is starting University!

Funky : Patricia has grown so fast am I right ! For all those that don’t know you, describe yourself only using words beginning with Y and J.

Buddy:Yummy, youthful, jovial and jacked :coolemote:

Funky: If I am totally honest, I could sit here for 77 years and not provide four better words. Next question, You Joker! Let the fine kids at home know how me and you came to be invol- I mean met each other.

Buddy : Dammit Funky…Well, we first became acquaintances in 2015 if my memory serves me well. I was leading the Water Virgins at the time and you were 3ic or 2ic. In other words, you were my b- troop for a few months. And since then I’ve always been in love with you

Funky: It was 2014 Buddy but whos COUNTING ANYWAY . How would you compare that to the time you tried to fire me for being a child Buddy? All those sleeplesss nights? To new CPA?

Buddy: WHAT? I never once in my life tried to fire you or ANY of my troops. I cherish everyone. But seriously, I barely know what’s going on anymore in this new CPA. I’ve pretty much been **CENSORED** for like 95% of my time leading since coming back in April so I just kinda go with the flow

Funky: Mhm totally believable response, but yeah new CPA is hectic we can agree there. Moving on! How many times a year do you use the word Xylophone do you think?

Buddy : I honestly don’t believe I’ve ever said that word out loud in my life. Ever.

Funky : RIGHT? Im thinking its something to do with the government, but thats a story for another day. If you had to pick a country out of these three to visit, which would you pick and why? Im going to translate your answer into the language of these three countries for comedic effect. Croatia, Florida or Mongolia?

Buddy : Absolutely Florida, I mean the sheer beauty of the place is just unbelievable dont you agree? It really gets me going sometimes…

Funky : Amazing vibes I have to agree. Final Question, Describe me using only numbers and special characters that you are likely to use in a password, more specifically ones that you would use with your sensitive emails and bank accounts.

Buddy : 49$$?>.>.2(*

Funky : Thanks Buddy!

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The final part of my fun house today is an amazing 5 question trivia regarding Buddy and ACP! Wow what amazing topics! 1st place gets BUDDY SIMP role and 3 clovers with second place getting 2 clovers! Good Luck!

1.) Name any two Leaders that led alongside Buddy when WV first achieved 1st place on the CPAC Top Ten (HINT – Make sure you read this WHOLE post)

2) Which Current ACP HCOM supports the NBA team, the Atlanta Hawks?

3) Which army did Buddy decide to lead in late 2016? (HINT – Search “Buddy” on the CPAC Search bar!)

4) Which member of ACP’s staff team is a professional truck driver?

5) On October 27th 2019, ACP defeated who in a US Practice Battle? (HINT – Read our newly updated ACP Saga!)

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Thats the end of the First Edition of – Funky’s Fun House! Comment to enter the trivia answers and leave feedback either in the comments or discord on how you feel I did well and what I can make better! I hope to see you all again with a new random guy/girl to patronize! Until then!

Lemme get back to you on that.

☘US Division Leader/Field Marshal☘

18:02

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ACP haftalık inceleme ağustos #23 [9th-15th]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@(&!)(#&)(&#@!@(&)

Posted on August 17, 2020 by mchappy2

OPENING WITH AN AWESOME TRAINING SESH!!! AND A WAR!? With the TEmpBORES! omg, were BLITZKRIEGING THEM EZ. Pulling some good sizes as well! OMG WHAT? Tactics were pretty on point this week! good job! to troops and staff!

sdfsdfBLAHBLHABLABLHABLAHBLAHBLAH

shoutouts to:? idk ppl

sorry for ugly introduction, next recap will be better

sanity

EVER WANT TO SEE A FROG BITE A HUMAN?

Wanna see what desert looks like?

Have some screen wallpapers from my hard drive

SUNDAY, 9TH OF AUGUSTO!

EVENTS

[US] Boot Camp Training

Size: 46

Tactic rating: 10/10!!!!!!!!! :oooo

staff relaying the message to call all troops

ALSO, Zelly has updated the fan art that shows all the AMazIng artists at ACP have made! Give her a goodjob for spamming the post with our fav fan arts! post >>> here <<<

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

MONDAY, 10TH OF AGOSTO!!!!!

EVENTS

[AUSIA] Ice Cream Takeover

Size: 38

Tactic rating: 10/10 :ooo

[US] Raid of Walrus (Battle vs. Templars)

Size: 41

Tactic rating: 10/10 :00000 !!!!!!!

CSY also declared the THIRD CLOVER CRUSADE! check out the declaration and details >>> here! <<<

ikr oofman

TUESDAY, 11TH OF AUGUST!!

EVENTS

[US] Invasion of Vanilla

Size: 60

Tactic rating: 10/10 :00000

Want a post? come by the next day!

WEDNESDAY, 12TH OF AUGUST!!

BREAKDAY, ALTHOUGH WE GOT THAT POST RIGHT >> HERE << to keep up with all thats been going on!

THURSDAY, 13TH OF AUGUST!!!

EVENTS

[AUS] Second Invasion of Vanilla

Size: 43

Tactic rating: 10/10 :ooooooooooooooo

SO we got a guide EN ESPANOL! PARA LOS PERSONAS EN ACP QUE SABEN PURO ESPANOL! VERLO >> AQUI << gj daniel

lol everyone trying to speak spanish

>> HERE << is the next in all the info of this templar fiasco stuffs typed by csy

ITS FRIDAY!!! 14TH OF AUGOSTSTTTST

EVENTS

[UK] MARCH ON VANILLA

Size: 39

Tactic rating: 10/10 :ooooooo

SATURDAY, 15TH OF AUGOSTTTTT

events

[UK] PRACTICE BATTLE AND TRIATHLON WITH CRIMSON GUARDIANS

Size: 42

Tactic rating: 10/10 :ooooo

NO POSTS TODAY. YEAH IK

legit mood

UK + US Force

Current average size: 45+ =

Performance rating: 10/10

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 40+ =

Performance rating: 10/10

Overall performance: 20/20!!!!!!!!1

Good job ACP troops! keep on the upwards towards victory! lots of cool formations and tactics, great stuff! This is the FIRST week recorded so far with a solid 20/20 😮 Its so amazing to see!!! great job to all of you!

*The rating is calculated with last week’s

We had 7 successful events this week!

We had 2 AUSIA events, 2 UK events, 3 US events, and 0 UK/US events

The highest sizes we’ve reached this week were up to 60 during the [US] invasion of Vanilla!

12 posts were posted throughout the week!

UK/US AND the AUSIA are tied with a perfect score!!!! of 10/10 !!! 😮 unheard of? well its not often, but its happened a couple times long ago and definitely been a pretty great week! great job divisions!

imagine trying to tyhpe somethign while being in the back of a semi truck on the top bunk while the

laptopt fliesss everyewwehreeee?

Virginia has alot of green, the most green ive ever seen in my life, those mountains too.. like omg

RANDOM VIDS FROM MY OG PLAYLIST

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE OG SCIENCE OF THE 2010’s

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

VSCAUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE

MICHAEL HEREEEEEE

USELESS JUNK?

FIND SOMETHIGN TO DO ONLINE NOW GUYS

omg its so late

RANDOM PICS I FOUNDDDD

racist

MY EYEEESSSS

btw kissanime died, it’ll be missed.. moment of silence..

sorry for the rushed summary on top of the post, I didn’t have alot of time and stuff just hit like idk how to explain. not that important, but we got to learn how to stay strong and steadfast. Keep close to what keeps you going, other such. Next weeks recap will be better hopefully. see you guys on the road!

asdf

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[SATIRE] Meet the ACP Moderators Part 2!

Posted on August 16, 2020 by mchappy2

Heya, ACP!

I just came back from the store, you know there was this old lady in the line, and she took FOREVER! After I finished up my last post about the rubbish moderators, I went to the store to buy some chips, but this GRANNY! was in the line, and I tried to recruit her to da ACP, but she didn’t join, and I cri cuz of that.

Oh, wait, this is supposed to be a meet the moderator’s post ohhhhh, not a crazy old granny post whoops… So uhhhh

WELL SINCE CSY IS FORCING ME TO WRITE ANOTHER POST HERE YA GO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LETS JUMP RIGHT INTO IT SANYA SATIRE POST ON 3 111111111111111 2222222222 33333333333 GOGOGOGOOGO EPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEP MAKE SURE TO TAKE PHOTOS IN #event-pics! oh, wait…

Henry!

Hen to the Ry Ry to the Hen! What does that spell? I don’t even know I can’t spell, nor get animal noises right – I don’t even get paid enough to do this!!! So! Henry! is a dancer! Since she’s a dancer she’s obviously Angelina Ballerina from that show I used to watch when I had time before I was in ACP!

So uhhh Henry is a dancer! and a ballerina? I guess and a… Rubbish Woman!

YAY!

Nacho!

Nacho! Our Spanish Moderator! I’m sure most of yall know this but Nacho is just a snack in ACP all we just do is eat Nacho in our spare time! so yeah… Nacho is just a snack… I guess? Okay! Rubbish snacky majidy athingy! and other English words I don’t know cause I’m Asian.

FatChicken

Fatchicken is our Sunday dinner.

Coolhandsully

EVERYBODY KNOWS SULLY GOT THE POWER OF REGENERATION! NOW RUN HOME AND HEAL FROM THIS DISINTEGRATION! oh, wait this isn’t ERB this is ACP!

So, Sully is a moderator in ACP he’s also a bounty hunter from star wars who hunts down people who are online but don’t attend events… so attend events guys! or sully will…. ~~hunt you down across the galaxy.~~

OOFMANJR

ACP LETS GO!

RO TO THE BLOX

BLOX TO THE RO

WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?

I’M A ROBLOX WARLORD!

OOFMAN IS OUR ROBLOX WARLORD!!

WE’RE ALL ROBLOX WARLORDS!

ROBLOXIA FOREVER!

Hollow

Remember: ACP is an illusion. This Club Penguin Army Community is a hollow-gram.

Sirplus!

Sirplus is James Charles. It’s out there now, sistahs~

Sirplus is James Charles.

We all know this.

This is a fact

Sirplus is James Charles.

That’s how he pays for all the nitro.

Beiruk

BEIRUKY BEIRUK! BEIRUK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Beiruk is an amazing staff member in ACP she’s so funny and she’s so helpful and one of the nicest person I’ve ever met and I’m so glad to be working alongside her and I love her!!! She’s amazing!

But she has a secret identity… she’s… STAR FROM THE EDGY SHOW STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO YEAH BEIRUK IS A FAMOUS PERSON WHO PLAYS A PENGUIN GAME!!! YEAH

Beiruk es un boomer de ACP, pero te amo Beiruk- Sanya.

Daniel

EL TIGRE

DANIEL IS THAT SPANISH SUPERHERO FROM THAT NICKELODEON SHOW THAT I USED TO WATCH WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD CUZ DANIELS SAVES DA DAY! CUZ HE’S THE BEST

AND HE OWES ME 20 BUCKS AND SOME NACHOS oh wait…. our moderator nacho went adios cause… CSY ate him… aw man

So, to conclude this post the granny in the store SUCKS she took FOREVER and she didn’t even want to join ACP when I tried to recruit her smh and uhhh the moderators in ACP are rubbish people but I love them! and CSY needs to shower and I want KFC and some nachos and some dance lessons.

Don’t forget to comment down below if you enjoyed this part 2 and comment down below on what YOU would like to see me do next? ~~like burn down a building spread sanyanism or just write more satire posts y’know the usual crazy stuff i do.~~