[SATIRE] How 2 Lead an ACP Event 101

 

Heya! People who still play a children’s game designed for 7 and up!

Sanya is back at it again! I’m here to teach you… HOW 2 LEAD AN ACP EVENT! Most of yall ask…

How do you lead an event?!?!? WELL, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU HOW PUT ON YOUR TROUSERS, GET A BURRITO, AND LET’S DIVE RIGHT INTO IT #TOTALLYNOTSATIREPOST101

Ingredients:

A Car

Financial Support

Unwavering Loyalty to a Children’s Game

A Poster of ACP in your bedroom

A Taco

Gasoline

A Mcflurry

A Computer with Keyboard

Wifi

Maps

CSY/ Timothee Chalamet

Koloway’s 2837482993 Retirements

Instructions:

Step 1: You’ll need a computer! DUH but… Sanya what if I don’t have a computer?!?!? WELL! GET ONE. GET A CAR! AND HEAD 3KM EAST THEN YOU’LL BE AT WALMART! 

Me and CSY heading to Walmart with our Dope Car 😀

Step 2: Stop at Mcdonalds for a Mcflurry cause Sanya wants Icecream and CSY wouldn’t give me a sip of his drink and a bite of his taco smh

Step 3: Head over to Aisle 7 in Walmart and force CSY to pay for the computer cause he’s da leader of ACP! and ask the rubbish woman (shebyr) for help in buying da computer

Sheb is a Walmart worker who sells musicals and computers!!!

Step 4: Head Over to your house and install the computer and pray that you lead well so you won’t get couped and remember to EP!!!! 

NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO LEAD A CHILDRENS GAME YAYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS POST IS THE BEST. I REALLY HOPE IT HELPED YOU IN HOW TO LEAD AN ACP EVENT!!! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS DON’T DM SANYA!!! 
So, to conclude this post CSY won’t let me bite his taco. Shebyr is a rubbish woman! Mcdonalds is good Rosiee is still a boomer. Sanya is the best at leading events!!! and uhhhh Buy me a Mcflurry, and ACP supports Walmart! that’s why ACP has so many recruits
I hope you enjoyed my super helpful tutorial!!! It’s very useful for anyone who wants to lead an event soon! Don’t forget to comment down below if you enjoyed it! And don’t forget to DM Sanya thanking Sanya for the super-duper useful tutorial!!! and don’t forget to buy me a mcflurry!!!!
To all the women I call rubbish @roxy @doink 🙂

4 Responses

  1. ty now brb winning the Legends Cup XI

  2. You never disappoint us, Sanya, uwu.

  3. Sanya, u help me alot

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