Local Army Leader Robs Bank

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters — Shocking news shook the Club Penguin Army Community recently. Calgo, the leader of ACP and a local accountant, is known for his prolific Nitro and Robux giveaways, and ACP troops appreciate his good will. He also funded our brother ally Help Force‘s website in their time of need. However, no one knows where Calgo‘s source of income comes from, until now.

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Brutality of Penguins: Local Leader Creates Murder Bus

Somewhere on the West Coast, United States – The new year began with a bang, but instead of fireworks, it was the downtrodden bodies of virtual penguin troops. On January 3, a local accountant, Calgo, only accounted for bodies as he stole a bus and ran over his “troops” as a form of recruitment.

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