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[UK] Civil War: The First Battle Results
Posted on September 13, 2020 by mchappy2
Howdy ACP, today our Civil War began with the first battle which was very close. Despite Echo’s larger size, Alpha pulled through with some amazing tactics and gave Echo a very difficult battle. However, Echo was still better and it was decided that this battle would end with a score of:
Room 1: Echo
Room 2: Echo
Room 3: Tie
We also managed to max an impressive 56 on CP!
Rob Panther
Alpha Leader and ACP General
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[UK] Avengers event RESULTS!
Posted on September 12, 2020 by mchappy2
Good afternoon ACP! Today we had an Avengers event on club penguin!! We maxed a total of 33 starting out at town, and then moving on to ice berg and stadium!! During the event though, there was a quarrel that broke out between Hcom and Csy on the basis on which division is better which led to Echo declaring war on Alpha. Which leads me to the next thing….WE HAVE A WAR TO FIGHT LETS SHOW EM WHO’S BOSS ALPHA! We have a civil war against divisions all this week so be sure to look at the #events channel on discord and ask Hcom or Staff to help you get the roles for your division of your choosing!
Major General
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ACP: Civil War
Posted on September 12, 2020 by mchappy2
Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin.
You might think that the Higher Command functions like a well-oiled machine; that we’re a group of friends who work together to create a better ACP.
It’s all been a facade.
We used to be friends. But slowly, what used to be banter became bullying; what used to make us laugh together, now made us laugh at each other. I, Nick Fury, have done my best to hold the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Supreme Hcom Including Espanola Legion Division) together – but tensions have been sky high. We have crossed the Rubicon, when Rob continuously borderline harassed us with “licking”.
Following the wisdom from “The Purge”, “The Purge 2”, “The Purge 3”, “The Purge 4” and the upcoming “The Purge 5”, it has become my prerogative to allow these two factions to duel it out.
As James says:
“..tonight allows people a release for all the hatred, and violence, and aggression that they keep up inside them.”
This week will allow the emerging rage between the factions, to release all the tension between them, so we can cry and make up after the purge week like the films (Might need a fact check on this, I gave up after The Purge 1).
Special Roles
Special roles for troops that participate in ACP: Civil War.
Opening Battle (13th Sept 4 PM EST): “Civil War Inauguration” role
Winning Division (at least 3 events attended): [DIV NAME] Civil War Victors
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This week will be filled with battles, challenges and games between Echo and Alpha.
Win and earn 2 points for your team; draw and earn 1 point for your team.
At the end of the week, the team with most points will be crowned the victors of the Civil War.
Once and for all, we will determine whether ECHO or ALPHA is the superior division.
Green no more; It’s all out CIVIL WAR
Signed,
Nicholas JoCSYeph Fury
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Alpha vs Echo – YOUR MOT HER IS AN ECHO
Posted on September 12, 2020 by mchappy2
Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin.
The Alpha Division hereby is gonna crush that damn Echo Division.
I- 2Iron Funky3, have devoted my life to your mot her jokes. I have not only went above and beyond with this, but me and my fellow HCOM have now come to a cross roads in which this has led to internal dispute.
For a long time, we have let Alpha accuse us of having “bad banter” or stating the Irish accent is inferior to the British? (HUH??) Furthermore, Kailey has had a bad influence on Zelly, by trying to force BAGGED MILK down her throat, alongside keeping her up?!?!? CSY has had Brad crouched over his laptop for MONTHS recruiting like a mad man. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Bring it Echo, we will not back down against you or your mot hers. This is gonna be the worst week of your lives. STRAP IN.
We are Alpha, you are Beta? (Echo is like five letters later loserz).
Signed,
2Iron Funky3
Spider Brad
Black Zillow
War Cubchine
Rob Panther
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Declaration of War on the Alpha Division
Posted on September 12, 2020 by
Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin.
The Echo Division herby declares war on the Alpha Division.
I – Captain Max – leader of the Army of Club Penguin’s Echo Division, declare war against Iron Funky’s Alpha division. This is with immediate effect.
For too long have we let the Alpha division use tactics like “FEELING BLUE?” or the dreaded “YOUR MOT HER IS…”. For too long has Funky said the Irish accent is better when the British accent is clearly superior. For too long has Zelly told Scarlett Kailey her clown costume isn’t iconic. The ‘CSY SMELLS’ jokes have gone on long enough, and even though he does smell, it’s not as bad as the Alpha’s are making out. And for far too long, the Alpha Division has not taken the time to read Falcon Mondo’s giant novels on the ACP website! No more!
It’s time for action, and the Echo division will not stop until the Alpha division is defeated. This is going to be a big week, so buckle in!
Our victory will Echo through these halls.
Signed,
Captain Max
Nick CSY Fury
Scarlett Kailey
Falcon Mondo
Yetiman
The Echo Division
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[SATIRE] How 2 Lead an ACP Event 101
Posted on September 12, 2020 by mchappy2
Heya! People who still play a children’s game designed for 7 and up!
Sanya is back at it again! I’m here to teach you… HOW 2 LEAD AN ACP EVENT! Most of yall ask…
How do you lead an event?!?!? WELL, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU HOW PUT ON YOUR TROUSERS, GET A BURRITO, AND LET’S DIVE RIGHT INTO IT #TOTALLYNOTSATIREPOST101
Ingredients:
A Car
Financial Support
Unwavering Loyalty to a Children’s Game
A Poster of ACP in your bedroom
A Taco
Gasoline
A Mcflurry
A Computer with Keyboard
Wifi
Maps
CSY/ Timothee Chalamet
Koloway’s 2837482993 Retirements
Instructions:
Step 1: You’ll need a computer! DUH but… Sanya what if I don’t have a computer?!?!? WELL! GET ONE. GET A CAR! AND HEAD 3KM EAST THEN YOU’LL BE AT WALMART!
Me and CSY heading to Walmart with our Dope Car 😀
Step 2: Stop at Mcdonalds for a Mcflurry cause Sanya wants Icecream and CSY wouldn’t give me a sip of his drink and a bite of his taco smh
Step 3: Head over to Aisle 7 in Walmart and force CSY to pay for the computer cause he’s da leader of ACP! and ask the rubbish woman (shebyr) for help in buying da computer
Sheb is a Walmart worker who sells musicals and computers!!!
Step 4: Head Over to your house and install the computer and pray that you lead well so you won’t get couped and remember to EP!!!!
NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO LEAD A CHILDRENS GAME YAYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS POST IS THE BEST. I REALLY HOPE IT HELPED YOU IN HOW TO LEAD AN ACP EVENT!!! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS DON’T DM SANYA!!!
So, to conclude this post CSY won’t let me bite his taco. Shebyr is a rubbish woman! Mcdonalds is good Rosiee is still a boomer. Sanya is the best at leading events!!! and uhhhh Buy me a Mcflurry, and ACP supports Walmart! that’s why ACP has so many recruits
I hope you enjoyed my super helpful tutorial!!! It’s very useful for anyone who wants to lead an event soon! Don’t forget to comment down below if you enjoyed it! And don’t forget to DM Sanya thanking Sanya for the super-duper useful tutorial!!! and don’t forget to buy me a mcflurry!!!!
To all the women I call rubbish @roxy @doink 🙂
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[SPEC OPS] OPERATION MOOOOOOOOOO RESULTS!
Posted on September 12, 2020 by mchappy2
Ayo ACP! Today we logged on to Mammoth – CPR to have a fun event where we swarmed the island as…. COWS. Anyways, the cow goes moo and don’t forget to attend the UK marvel takeover later!
Max: 32
Thats all folks!
~ ACP Field Marshal | Second in Command ~
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[US] Bumper Cars Takeover – Results!
Posted on September 12, 2020 by mchappy2
Hey ACP! Today we logged on the 1 bar server Mammoth for our Bumper Car event! We had so much fun, thank you to everyone who came!
We maxed 44!
Thanks to everyone who came once again! Remember to react in #events for our upcoming events!
DEFEND FREEDOM PRESERVE JUSTICE
ACP Major General
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CP Rewritten Guide: 10th of September 2020 Gift Shop Catalog Secrets
Posted on September 11, 2020 by mchappy2
HAPPY SEPTEMBER ACP!
Are you also exhausted of waiting for the September gift shop catalog? Well, fear not because it is finally out, and there are quite a lot of secret items in the catalog. Keep on reading to find out what they are!
On the first page, there are three hidden items:
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The second page also has three hidden items:
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And finally, the third page has the last three hidden items:
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That’s all, folks.
Stay tuned for more guide posts!
ACP Lieutenant General
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