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Staff Scrutiny With Dizzy

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Welcome back to Staff Scrutiny, where I (Pumpkin) will be grilling one of our brightest and very best staff members for satirical purposes only, (definitely) stick around to find out how Major General Dizzy faired.

Let’s Begin! ✨


What’s one thing you think people misunderstand about you as a staff member?

honestly i don’t think im misunderstood at all 😭 i have been told a couple times that i dont do anything for acp (by non acp members) but u shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. majority of what ive done for the short duration i have been staff has been behind the scenes 🙏

Omgg yah fr that’s true, What’s your biggest petty gripe that no one takes seriously but still annoys you?

when people chew w their mouth open, i wont judge u but it gets kinda annoying 😭

LOL kimo irl, Anyways. Who do you think is the most underrated staff member, and who’s a little overrated?

most underrated staff member is probably you tbh, u always help out whenever you can. you interact w troops and make them feel included, and ur extremely welcoming. ur just a good person in general which is why u should be appreciated more 🙏 KIMO IS OVERRATED he sucks and he’s the WORST pls demote him to corporal already

GIRL I’m not holding you at gunpoint 😭😭, If someone gave you full control over the army for one week no consequences, what’s the first thing you’re doing?

if i had control over the army id probably war HF, RPF, and PIC and then i would bring back demotion week and then i would ban anyone who defied me and then right before i get couped id deface the server 🫶🏻

LOL, Okay for next one. Design the worst possible event idea and give it a name.

battle against dcp where there’s triple overtime and id prob name it uhhh “im going to break my monitor i swear” sorry im NOT creative

I was scared when giving this question but okay last and final question, Choose your staff team as characters in a heist movie. What’s everyone’s role and who accidentally blows the mission?

leaves and comes back 8 hours later…

the driver would be yeeter, the mastermind would be spin, the hacker would be ned, the safe cracker would be kimo, the parter in crime would be ame, the thief would be nacho, and the person who accidentally blows the mission would be you

WOWOOWOOWOOW OKAY 😭😭😭, thank you so much for giving us the time (💀) to these questions, let’s see what people think about them. Thank you once again !

LMFAOOO ofccc np 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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What do YOU think? Do you agree with what she told us? Has she passed the test? Let us know in the comments below

Pumpkin

Donator Discussions with CJ

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Welcome back to another edition of our Donator Discussions column, this time we’ll be featuring CJ! We’re giving back to our amazing donators in this column series. Let’s learn more about CJ for today’s Donator Discussion!

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Private Chats with MewMew!

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Welcome back to our very cutesy Private Chats, a column where we interview soldiers from the Army of Club Penguin to learn more about them. Today we’ll be interviewing one of the best mentees I have, MewMew!

MicroMewMew joined the army 4 months ago. He’s really not that active but occasionally shows up in our main chat to chat and make some friends! Needless to say, he is a very determined troop and balances his life equally on the internet and irl. He was also present to show his full support during The Evergreen Gambit Wars!

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Comrade Clash: Carrot and Caroo

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Hey ACP! Welcome to another edition of Comrade Clash! This time featuring our First Lieutenant Carrot and our Staff Sergeant Caroo!

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ACP Weekly Recap #51 [January 27th, 2025 – February 2nd, 2025]

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Heya, ACP! It’s time for this week’s recap! This week had a loooooot of variety within the events from battling Help Force to doing fun minigames on CPJ! If you want to know what happened, go through this post!

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[UK] Up Up and Away

Good evening ACP! Today, February 1, our UK division logged onto Club Penguin Journey for the Up Up and Away event. We went into Cove and did tactics there while dancing with the Propeller Hat and the Jetpack, which made us fly. In total, we ended up maxing 26 penguins online!

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ACP Weekly Recap #50 [January 20th, 2025 – January 26th, 2025]

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Heya, ACP! It’s time for this week’s recap! This week was filled with events like turning into snakes! If you want to know what happened, go through this post!

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Opinion: Ranking ACP HCOM’s Music Taste

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Music reflects our behavior, our lives, and even how people view us. Therefore, we (Scars, Doopus, and T_T) have chosen to rank the top three artists of the oldest army’s high command, creating the most OBJECTIVE and UNDENIABLE ranking of music tastes ever made.

Disclaimer: This is a completely subjective take on ACP’s music tastes. Furthermore, this does not reflect the entirety of ACP.

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Comrade Clash: Roxy and Yeeter

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Hello everyone! Welcome to the newest edition of Comrade Clash, this time featuring our Commander-in-Chief Roxy and her beloved daughter one of our staff members who’s currently on hiatus, Yeeter!

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ACP Weekly Recap #49 [January 13th, 2025 – January 19th, 2025]

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Heya, ACP! It’s time for this week’s recap! This week was filled with fun events and minigames! So here’s our week in short. Make sure to go through this post, if you want to know what happened!

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