[UK] Patrol of Mammoth [WE FOUND KAILEY!]

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin and the ACP Secret Intelligence Service

Mammoth, “Operation Insurgency: Find Kailey”– Good afternoon ACP! Yesterday on Tuesday, November 12th, our UK division logged onto CPA Battleground in Mammoth for a hunt regarding our missing Field Marshal, Kailey! We searched for clues and eventually found our beloved HCOM after she was imprisoned by the evil lobster!

We maxed 32 penguin seekers overall so thank you to everyone who attended to help us find Kailey!

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Halloween Through the Years

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

Good evening ACP and Happy Halloween! In today’s post, we’ll be going through the events that ACP has done to celebrate this spooky holiday over the years! Let’s get into it!

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Moment of the Month: July 2024

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – As November arrives, let’s look back at some of our best moments from July and see what the Army of CP troops and staff have selected as July’s ‘Moment of the Month‘.

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Comrade Clash: Ghostt and Lana

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Welcome back to the latest edition of Comrade Clash, this time featuring Brigadier Generals Ghostt and Lana. How well do they know each other

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Penguin Vogue with Sanya

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Welcome back to the third feature of Penguin Vogue, where we ask various members from our army about their uniform. The logic, emotions or just the memories behind what they wear. Today we’ll be interviewing our favorite Higher Command member, and fashionista Sanya!

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Guess Who – The Anime Lover

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Welcome back toooooo, Guess Who? In this post, we will be listing facts about an ACP veteran and you will need to guess who it is down below in the comments!

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Staff Scrutiny with Chek

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Welcome back to Staff Scrutiny, where Field General Riri will be grilling some of our brightest and very best staff members for satirical purposes only, of course! Keep reading to see how Chek handled it.

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Private Chats with Pepsi Man

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Welcome back to Private Chats, the column where we speak with soldiers within the Army of Club Penguin to find out more about them. This time we’ll be talking and getting to know a bit more about one of our troops, Pepsi Man!

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[UK] Invasion of Raven’s Lair vs WV

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin

Battleground, Invasion of Raven’s Lair – Good afternoon ACP! On Sunday, October 13th, our UK division logged onto CPA Battleground in Battleground for an invasion against the Water Vikings! We started off in Battleground for warmups and then switched to Docks where we were met by WV. We did a few tactics and formations covering them and then moved to Snow Forts. Our performance was better here as our forms were much neater. We finished off in Mine and the Judges declared this Invasion an ACP win.

We managed to max 29 which is less than usual, but still, huge thanks to every single troop who logged on for this invasion! Make sure to comment below if you attended!

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[SATIRE] 5 reasons why u should coup ugly!!

Hi ACP!! riri here! Today i’m gonna give u 5 reasonable and totally amazing reasons on why u should 100% coup our evil leader ugly!!

(totally not writing this in bed at 3am while eating burger king)

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