Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin
BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – Picture March 2017, when Club Penguin supposedly “shut down”. Many joined private servers that kept the game alive. You may have heard of Club Penguin Rewritten or Club Penguin Online, famous servers that carried the legacy. However, there are theories in the Club Penguin universe. Club Penguin hosted a “Future Party” in May 2014, where Gary the Gadget Guy travelled to the future of Club Penguin to save the “present Club Penguin”
But this only begs the question, what was the future he travelled to, if the game shut down less than 3 years later? It is difficult to come up with an answer, but we must work with the clues that Disney has left us.

The Time Travel machine from the ‘Future Party’ was in the Snow Forts, a room famous for snowball fights (which led to the creation of armies today). This tells us that we must focus heavily on this room to leverage any potential clues left by the team at Disney. There is a clock tower behind the Time Travel machine, but what could it resemble? Perhaps a simple trace-out could help provide some insight? Could this be a clue to the massive mystery for those who know?
Returning to the normal Snow Forts room, without the whole time travel shebang, we can easily trace out the shape we are left with. But… it resembles an imposter from the 2020 hit game: Among Us. What association does this have with the game? It was in the future, but could this lead us deeper into the Club Penguin rabbit hole?

“What the hell does Among Us have to do with Club Penguin?”, you may ask. Well, connecting the dots here, Among Us peaked during the 2020 COVID-19 lockdown period. This also happens to be the period where both the Club Penguin Private Server community alongside the Club Penguin Army community bloomed in activity. This is no coincidence, hence something we should pinpoint with our discoveries. Both the army community in 2014 and 2017 were nowhere near the levels of 2020 and the COVID period. Could it be that the time travelers from 2014 predicted that there would be a massive surge of activity in the famous virtual game at the same time that Among Us dropped for the public?

If so, then this may open up doors for revolutionary methods of fortune-telling, but the Among Us-Club Penguin theory does not end here. Additionally, the developers at Disney have left other implications of this entire Among Us chicanery. The first of this set includes

This also makes us think about the VERY curious choice of colors for penguins. Among Us relies heavily on using distinctive character colors, and Club Penguin established this dynamic long before Among Us.
In Club Penguin, players could choose from various colors, each offering a way to express their sigma individuality. But among these… (lol get it because among like among us lmao ok) certain colors seemed to hold more prominence in the game’s design and lore. Red, for instance, had the most enigmatic aura. All the adventurous red puffles, the bright red sleds, and the importance of red in events such as the Card Jitsu Fire party all point to this color being more than just some random choice. Could it possibly be that Disney was laying the groundwork for a future association between red and its role as the “imposter”?
But wait, you thought this was the end? Think again. The color red isn’t the only piece of evidence that ties Club Penguin to Among Us. The connections run much deeper, through the mysterious lore of the villains in Club Penguin.
As we were talking about impostors, we’ve yet to mention the most important clue of all: Herbert P. Bear. Yeah, Pookie, that’s right. Think about it… he infiltrated or should I say, TORTURED the penguins, disguised his intentions with malicious schemes, and constantly sabotaged their waddle-daddle life. Doesn’t that sound exactly like the strategy of an Among Us imposter?

And here’s when things get even more acrazeballs. Sorry. During the future party, Gary mentioned that Herbert’s interference might have an undulated effect on the timeline. What if Herbert’s intrude resulted in this dystopian universe where Club Penguins’ peaceful harmony delegated into an Among Us disgusting fueled world? Could the Red Among Us character be Herbert, who evolved into an alter ego to continue wreaking havoc? The evidence is piling up.

anniE
ACP Field General and Shamrock Bulletin Reporter

Diwix
HF Leader in Training and Shamrock Bulletin Reporter

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