Army of Club Penguin

Hey ACP!! It’s your favorite field general Riri here! Today we’re gonna roast meet all the ACP mods and get to know more about them!! Let’s get into it!

Riri (me)

Yup, that’s right, folks! I’m secretly a super famous singer undercover as a field general in ACP!! The paparazzi knows too much, so im just gonna hide out here for a while, don’t tell anyone that Riri is actually Rihanna though, shh!!

Pumpkin

Surprise!! Pumpkayne Pie is secretly Rosé from blackpink! You can tell by the way she’s always singing APT APT APT uh huh uh huh in main chat! She loves promoting her song to all of the troops! She’s also a great staff member and she’s so fun, some of you guys might have thought she’s actually a pumpkin, but that’s just her cover up fr, she’s a k pop icon!!

Amelia

Amelia is actually a jellyfish!! Because jellyfishes don’t sleep and neither does Amelia, that’s how she gets all those recruits! Amelia is always staying up late recruiting and she never sleeps, our very first recruiting jellyfish!

Chek

Chek is…. captain hook!! He’s always mentoring bullying the new troops and forcing everyone to buy him shawarma like an evil pirate captain!! Also, look at this quote he said “shiver me timbers”
If that isn’t an evil villain, idk what is.

Spin

Spin was interviewed and asked what he likes doing in his free time and he said he likes to touch grass, so Spin is a lawnmower!! It makes sense because he’s never online in ACP, he’s so busy mowing people’s lawns and touching grass!

Cheska

Cheska is the nicest ACP mod and she also teaches cute little kids so she’s Miss Honey from Matilda 🥰
She pings chat revival like 70 times a day for her annoying wonderful QOTD’s!! You can always find her arguing with her fellow major general Adam in main chat!

Adam

Adam is actually the evil wizard Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter! He can be a real softie at times, but he tries to act tough 🥰. He loves keeping chat active with his chaotic fun personality as well as bullying being really sweet to all his fellow staff members!! (he’s holding me at gunpoint help)

Ghostt

This probably won’t surprise most of you but Ghostt is actually.. a ghost!! (insert E5 emote). He’s always popping up in chat randomly, scaring troops with his creepy emotes and he never ever sleeps, it’s all adding up…. beware of the ACP ghost!

Lana

Lana is a competitive dancer!! She’s also the nicest sweetest most amazing ACP mod ever so I don’t have anything bad to say about her 🥰

Kimo

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been confirmed that our beloved Brigadier General, is the clown of the animal kingdom 😔. Kimo is a very ridiculous staff member and has a habit of saying “s” every time he enters main chat, it has therefore been assumed that he is a snake or a clown.. or both 😔💔

Yeeter

Omg Yeeter is a monkey!! More specifically, curious George!! She’s the most curious and funny staff member and also has an insane love for bananas so this fits her perfectly, fr.

Annie

Okay so, Annie does like a lot a lot a lot of activities and it’s actually crazy how tf she juggles acp on top of this, let me go check the list she sent me!

cough cough

“piano, crochet, graphic design, electric guitar, drawing, writing, programming
and idk
so much more rndom shit”

Yes guys, Annie is an octopus confirmed.

So, in conclusion, the ACP staff team are all crazy except for meeeee, i’m amahzing, like and comment and i’ll roast introduce you to the ACP HCOM!!

Riri

ACP Shamrock Bulletin Reporter & Field General

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