Hi ACP!! riri here! Today i’m gonna give u 5 reasonable and totally amazing reasons on why u should 100% coup our evil leader ugly!! (totally not writing this in bed at 3am while eating burger king)
- He’s a bully
Our evil “leedur” happens to be one of the biggest bullies in the history of CPA!! (insert E0 emote)
He has made multiple troops leave the army as well as rejecting lots of possible staff. Now they have no clovers so they beg outside the gift shop all day! (insert another E0 emote).
I interviewed a few of our troops about our evil leedur and they sure had a lot to say..
2. HE UNDERPAYS HIS STAFF
I bet you guys’ faces will all look like E5 when you find out ugly doesn’t pay/underpays his staff members!! We’ve asked him for our monthly payment of clovers multiple times but he always refuses. We can’t leave because he threatens to make sure no other army hires us!! Unbelievable!! (another E0 emote)
3. HE DOESN’T SEND TACTICS DURING BATTLES
That’s right, our very own leader is clearly plotting our downfall as he doesn’t bother to send his own tactics or emotes during battles!
eViDaNcE
Why would our leader sabotage us like this, you ask? It’s because he’s a secret spy from SCP plotting the downfall of our beloved army! We can’t let ACP be taken away from us!
4. I CANT THINK OF ANYMORE SO LETS SEE WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY ABOUT HIM!!
Well that’s it from me for today!! and that’s 5 4 AMAZING REASONS ON WHY U SHOULD COUP UGLY TODAY!!
ALSO, NOTE TO UGLY FROM THE STAFF TEAM, PLS RAISE OUR SALARIES BEFORE WE ALL GET EVICTED FROM OUR IGLOOS 💔 (INSERT E4 EMOTE)
staff team going to McDonalds without ugly
Riri
ACP Lieutenant General
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Oh no… Riri ur doomed…