Click HERE for my FIRST ACP Recap
Hai ACP, Purp here! Welcome to my ACP Recap! This is ACP Recap #10-… one hufufufu.. one huffhuffhuff.. one hundre *COUGHCOUGH SPITS UP FIZZY CHEESE* one hundr.. dre.. dre.. dr dre.. *ACHOO* ONE HUNDED.. ONE HUNDRED! ONE HUNDRED? 100!?
100…
100?!?!
100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^I WOULDA ADDED MORE LOGOS BUT MS WORD WAS CRASHING EVERY TIME I PUT A NEW PICTURE ON
yes! YES! PARTY TIME! WE MADE IT! AND 3 YEARS ANNIVERSARY- 3 YEARS!? 3 YEARS! 3 YEARS! MAMMA MIA THIS IS TOO MUCH I THINK I’M GONNA FAIN- ssfggffgggggggfgffgggggggggggfggfgfffggggggggggggggggggggg
JUST KIDDING. WELCOME TO CP ARMY’S NOOBIEST POST SERIES, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
READ MORE FOR POLL OF THE WEE, A LIL’ BLAST FROM THE PAST and..
A COMPETITION FOR LOTSA XATS!
Hey guys, for this events part where I’m recapping ACP events of the week and posts, I’m going to use old formats from my old posts (from oldest to newest) so you can notice ACP Recap’s huge development over the years- check it out! Hope it won’t confuse you. Just look carefully.
Sunday (May 2013 format): AUSIA Ulead- Size: 10-11 – Click HERE for the results
An E-Z E+2 while trying to fend off the nasty bots!
Monday, 23rd of May (August 2013 format): None
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Tuesday, 24th of May (December 2013 format):
ACP has yet another silent day, after an unfortunate sad and quiet Monday! No events today, no posts… uh oh. Hopefully it won’t just be the AUSIA Ulead this week!
No events
Posts:
None
Wednesday, 25th of May (Feb 2014 format)
ACP finally has an event today- the USA is the 2nd division to wake up, having a little recruiting raid! And today, Trader and Bam announced their last event. How unfortunate 🙁 Hope it went well- scroll to Saturday if you wanna check it out!
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USA Raid/Recruiting Session
Goodness gracious that’s one hectic event
Sizes: 15-22+
Tactic rating: 4/10
Medals: We had medals back in 2014, but not now!
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Click HERE for Trader and Bam announcing their final event 🙁
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Thursday, 26th of May[June 2014 format]
Events
None!
Posts
Click HERE for Noka’s random apple pie recipe, thanks Noka!
Friday, 27th of May [November 2014 format]
Events
AUSIA Recruiting Session
Noo AUSIA don’t be sad!
Sizes: 8-12
Tactic rating: 6.7/10
Medals: We don’t have medals now but we sure did in late 2014!
Server bars: Err not sure… results posts used to mention them in 2014..
Posts
None
Saturday, 28th of May[Current format]
Events
AUSIA Ulead
WE NEED MORE ULEADS! No wonder AUSIA’s the best division this week!
Sizes: 11-13
Tactic rating: 8.2/10
USA Trader & Bam’s Final Event
oh god the BOTS NO
Sizes: 20-25
Tactic rating: 7.7/10
Posts
Click HERE for Noka’s chocolate pancake recipe. Move over Betty Crocker!
Click HERE for Club’s introduction post, the new AUSIA 3ic! Congrats!
Click HERE and HERE for Trader and Bam’s retirement post.You’ll be missed!
Click HERE for the new leaders’ introduction post!
UK Force
Current average size: 0⇓
Performance rating: 0/10
USA Force
Current average size: 20+⇑
Performance rating: =8.4/10
AUSIA Force
Current average size: 10-13⇓
Performance rating: 7.9/10
Overall performance: 16.7/30⇓
Last week’s performance: 24.2/30 =25% DROP!
IVE LITERALLY HAD THE SAME LOGO FOR YEARS
We had 5 successful events this week || 4 LESS compared to last week!
We’ve had 3 AUSIA events, 0 UK events, 2 USA events || We’ve had an increase in only USA events and a decrease in everything else!!
The highest sizes we’ve reached this week was up to 25 during Trader and Bam’s last event || Last week‘s highest size was up to 27
18 posts were posted throughout the week. || 7 LESS compared to last week! AW!
The average amount of views we got on the site throughout the week: 296views || Last month the average amount of views was 320 views. nuuuu!
The force with the highest average tactic rating is the AUSIA now with an average of 7.8/ 10 for the tactic rating,WAY LESS compared to last week’s highest average tactic rating. The USA FALL 2nd with 5.9/10 and UK now last with with 0/10!
Slime’s stuff of the week!
(I AINT BOTHERED WIT H THE LOGO THING IT’S TUESDAY)
Poll of the week results from last week!
acp’s FAVOURITE ice cream company: WALLS!
No poll of the week this time, by the way! ITS COMPETITION TIME! SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE POST!
FACT’S O THE WEEK!
- 2700 year old marijuana was found in a Chinese tomb in 2008.
- In 2009 a Japanese man found a clover with 56 leaves.
- The world’s oceans contain nearly 20 million tons of gold.
- Jurassic Park featured only 15 minutes of dinosaur footage.
- The highest recorded body temperature in a human being was a fever of 115.7°F (46.5°C)
- Aztecs raised Chihuahuas in order to eat them.
- Over 900 streets in the United States are named after Martin Luther King Jr.
- Google handles over 2 trillion searches per year.
- The average person burns 80 calories per hour while typing. (neat)
- Researchers place humanity’s risk of extinction before the year 2100 at 19%.
- 4 billion years ago, Mars had an ocean covering 19% of the planet’s surface.
- Sony’s first product was an electric rice cooker.
- If you’re more than 16-years-old, you have lived to be older than the average caveman.
- Scientists estimate that you’ll fall in love seven times before you get married.
- Playing an instrument can raise your IQ by as much as five points.
- Daft Punk named their band after a negative reviewer called their act ” a bunch of daft punk.”
- 1 out of every 10 men are psychopaths.
- On the real Titanic, the band actually did stay on the ship, playing music as it went down — They all died.
- “Heavens Above Fireworks” is a company that turns your ashes into a firework after you die, so you can literally go out with a bang.
WEIRD SEARCH TERMS’O’ THE WEEK!
- sergent to acp timing
- clu army
- animated military march
- anime chat bam uk
- conclusion about the clover
- whwn did club pemguin crack down on armies
- club penguin armies rtf
- we need to build a wall
- cg2916 youtube email
- funny cpof memes
VIDEO OF THE WEEK
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COMPETITION!!
FIRST PRIZE: 150 XATS + NAMEPLATE AND DOODLE BY ME!
SECOND PRIZE: 50 XATS + NAMEPLATE + DOODLE BY ME!EFE
THIRD PRIZE: 13 XATS + NAMEPLATE
HERE’S WHATCHA GOTTA DO:
Oh boy! Who don’t like PURPLE SLIME competitions? Uhh, I’m sure many do- I did a friggin’ Justin Bieber haircut competition like a year ago. But anyway this competition is about.. uhuh… YEA….. SONG PARODIES!
I want you to make a song parody of ACP-
- Find a song you like whether it’s a good ol’ classic or a popular and recent one- they’ve gotta be popular ones, not unknown songs!
- Get the song lyrics and give them an ACP spin- make the song about ACP, or an ACP troop/retiree
- It shouldn’t be a whole song, at least go for a verse and a chorus or just do the chorus. Either way, I’m vouching for 3 or more lines that are suggestively well-known in the song.
- The best songs have the right rhymes and syllables, so go for it!!!
- Comment the song’s name, part of the song you’re doing the parody part of and give me those darn parody lyrics!
- Have fun! Duh. It’s a competition!
Here’s my example:
The infamous dancing queen chorus- ACP VERSION
YOU ARE THE 2IC , LEAD EVENTS IN THE ACP! [You are the dancing queen, young and sweet only 17]
THE 2IC, COMMANDING ON THE SERVER BREEZE! (The dancing queen, feel the beat on the tambourine)
YOU MUST LEAD, YOU CAN’T LOG OFF, ATTEND THE DEFENCE OR YOU’RE DEAD! [You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life]
SEE THAT TROOP, DEMOTE HIM, YOU ARE THE 2IC! [See that girl, watch the scene, diggin’ the dancing queen]
So then, good luck! COMMENT, COMMENT, COMMENT,hope you enjoyed and happy ACP Recap #100 to you!
~Purp
^^ Rockstar wanted me to put this on the post
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Happy 100th post!!
very nostalgic:O
Parody? I am not good in making that! *^*
MANNNN I FEEELLLL SOOOO SEXYYYY BOOOOIIII
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New lryics:
All I wanna do, oh oh, ohoh x2
We get real hype right before the event,
Turned up loud gents.
Fast logon like a dubcatti,
Doing tactics like I’m somebody,
Loven tactics “NICE EVERYBODY”
See me sitting with the green army,
I got a brain because i’m a smarty,
And now we won laddydaddy,
Wait a second wait a minute, it ain’t time for it,
Logon like a pro, I think you’re ready for it,
Logging on now, we super cool and we ready for it,
Any second any minute we about to kill some butt-ox.
The Nachos wanna play with us and we wanna play with Nachos
And the Nachos are weak compaired to ACP,
Oh boy time for food!
The Nachos wanna play with us and we wanna play with Nachos
And the Nachos are weak compaired to ACP,
Oh boy time for food!
-END- hahahah XD That was fun to make !!
They call me Aimee, I’m hella fast
Came to ban the bad guys, and get some respect,
Get to moderator for days, get to recruit for hours
Got loyalty, respect and more
With new friends and good tactics.
Throw the powerful words, right in your ears.
Popping off penguins, leave a trail of guts.
Sitting on my chair, moderating the chat,
Don’t stop when I am on lead, the anger is on,
Your mind is blind, and I’m winning the war,
Hot lead to the head, and I won’t stop
What’cha troop gonna do when I hack and win?
But all these bots are massively ignorant,
I stuff my head with ignorant penguins
Wars and battles, always keepin’ them win
Hang on for a minute while I’m drinking a juice
(Aimee)
CLOVER DEFENDER!
(Aimee)
(Aimee)
Captain Aimee
Nah, just Aimee!
Girl with a mind!
I can’t get knock-
One penguin banned, but I’m still alive
Try to knock me, I will just get back
Then I’ll put another tactic right between your eyes
I’m dangerous, feeling angry
Squeeze your neck, like was a neck less
Bomb, rainbow and leave them talk less
I like my tactics, big like Texas
Hey penguins, leaders, and troopers
Guess what? I brought my leader!
Time’up, better count your losses,
Winning the war, as my leader is watching
Run away, you know that I’ll chase
I am standing on the berg, right in your place
Revenge! I’m gonna give you a wound
I am angry as hell, and I am ACP
I’m about to take you all to ACP with news and tactics.
(Aimee)
Telling history and breaking the attitude, You came here to join,
(Aimee)
Playing with friends and leaders to have some fun
(Aimee)
‘Bout the throw down with all these wars, so I become free
Bring the war, I will bring the troops, Hah!
Leading the army and you are lame,
Payback time, I am playing a game
These leadership is feeling great!,
We move like a freaking penguin,
Feet to Feet you know we’ll end ya,
Got twenty penguins, now all up in ya
I don’t care if I offend ya
Listen up, I got something to chat
That’s right I log onto CP all day!
Step up! Take a clover bath!
Don’t try to run because it’s making them laugh!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Where you gonna go to?
Running to Berg but you know that I am gonna find you
Tippy Toes, sneaking behind you, I’m Aimee.
Do I have to remind you?
We are ACP, and we’re cool, realize it when we win,
(Aimee)
The crazy-mind troops always looking to win, so
CLICK CLICK BOOM!
(Aimee)
I believe in the Golden Rules, I came to moderate
(Aimee)
Note to the others: I’m not a tool, I am loyal leader.
I wanna be a leader so freaking bad
Lead all the troops I’ve never had
Be on the cover of CPAC
Standing next to Boomer
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name on CPAC
A different server every night
I swear CPA better prepare
For when I’m leader
Fantastic 100th post Purp!! I always enjoy Facts Of The Week and also great ACP parodies guys! Aimee your parody made me cry and I’m not kidding, I honestly was laughing and crying while reading it and listening to it, so well done! <3 <3 <3
Hehe, thanks
Lyrics:
i might never be your leader in shining armour
i might never be the one who roasts tarder (trader as tarder for me)
and i might never be the one who shedules your event
but i can be the one, be the one tonight
when i first met you, from across the chat
i could tell you were 2ic oh yeah
boy i hope your sure, who you looking for
cuz am not good at being leader..
but if u like causing trouble up in other’s events
and if u like having secret little bots in the room
and if u like to do the battles u know that we shouldnt do
then baby am perfect, baby am perfect for leader
and if u like midnight battles with the enemy down
and if u like to go on servers we cant even pronounce
if u like to whatever you’v been dreaming about
then baby am perfect, baby am perfect
so lets join right now…
i might never be the hands you put your leadership in
or the leader you call anytime u want me
that dont mean we cant lead here at the moment
but i can be the one u need from time to time
when i first met u, from across the chat
i could tell you were 2ic oh yeah
boy i hope your sure, who u looking for
cuz am not good at being leader.
but if u like causing trouble up in other’s events
and if u like having secret little bots in the room
and if u like to do the battles u know that we shouldnt do
then baby am perfect, baby am perfect for leader
and if u like midnight battles with the enemy down
and if u like to go on servers we cant even pronounce
if u like to do whatever you’v been dreaming about
baby am perfect, baby am perfect
so lets join right now
and if u like camera’s flashing when it’s time to go for a battle oh yeah
if u looking for someone who leads ur event to a perfect size
baby am perfect, baby am perfect!!!
and if u like causing trouble up in other’s events
and if u like having secret little bots in the room
and if u like to do the battles u know that we shouldnt do
then baby am perfect, baby am perfect for leader
and if like midnight battles with the enemy down
and if u like to go on servers we cant even pronounce
if u like to do whatever you’v been dreaming about
baby am perfect, baby am perfect
so lets join right now
Thank You… put a lot of effort in typing omg my fingers
This is my main one but I might upload some joke ones. This is kind of sad, but don’t worry it is only somewhat true.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vjPBrBU-TM&w=560&h=315%5D
“Top Ten”
ACP don’t get hurt
When our leaders leave , we have learned
to push it down, push it down
I’m the one on for the event call”
Chats hypin” up, this is so we don’t fall
I log on to breeze, on to breeze
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 clovers!
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 clovers!
1, 2, 3 1, 2, 3 clovers!
Keep spamming, till I get a good picture
I’m gonna rise up the top ten list, the top ten list
I’m gonna live on chat like my life doesn’t exist
Like my life it doesn’t exist
I’m gonna challenge the nachos to a fight, just to make then cry
I’m gonna rise up the top ten list, up the top ten list
I’m addicted and say screw real life, won’t log off, won’t close my eyes
Keep my computer on till mid night, ’cause I’m hoping there will be an event tonight
Help me, I’m burnt out for life, won’t log on, won’t show up for the fight
I need to go enjoy morning light, but I’ll be back for the ACP event tonight
Event tonight.