Click HERE for my FIRST ACP Recap
Hai ACP, Purp here! Welcome to my ACP Recap! This is ACP Recap #10-… one hufufufu.. one huffhuffhuff.. one hundre *COUGHCOUGH SPITS UP FIZZY CHEESE* one hundr.. dre.. dre.. dr dre.. *ACHOO* ONE HUNDED.. ONE HUNDRED! ONE HUNDRED? 100!?
100…
100?!?!
100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^I WOULDA ADDED MORE LOGOS BUT MS WORD WAS CRASHING EVERY TIME I PUT A NEW PICTURE ON
yes! YES! PARTY TIME! WE MADE IT! AND 3 YEARS ANNIVERSARY- 3 YEARS!? 3 YEARS! 3 YEARS! MAMMA MIA THIS IS TOO MUCH I THINK I’M GONNA FAIN- ssfggffgggggggfgffgggggggggggfggfgfffggggggggggggggggggggg
JUST KIDDING. WELCOME TO CP ARMY’S NOOBIEST POST SERIES, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
READ MORE FOR POLL OF THE WEE, A LIL’ BLAST FROM THE PAST and..
A COMPETITION FOR LOTSA XATS!
Hey guys, for this events part where I’m recapping ACP events of the week and posts, I’m going to use old formats from my old posts (from oldest to newest) so you can notice ACP Recap’s huge development over the years- check it out! Hope it won’t confuse you. Just look carefully.
Sunday (May 2013 format): AUSIA Ulead- Size: 10-11 – Click HERE for the results
Monday, 23rd of May (August 2013 format): None
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Tuesday, 24th of May (December 2013 format):
ACP has yet another silent day, after an unfortunate sad and quiet Monday! No events today, no posts… uh oh. Hopefully it won’t just be the AUSIA Ulead this week!
No events
Posts:
None
Wednesday, 25th of May (Feb 2014 format)
ACP finally has an event today- the USA is the 2nd division to wake up, having a little recruiting raid! And today, Trader and Bam announced their last event. How unfortunate 🙁 Hope it went well- scroll to Saturday if you wanna check it out!
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USA Raid/Recruiting Session
Sizes: 15-22+
Tactic rating: 4/10
Medals: We had medals back in 2014, but not now!
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Click HERE for Trader and Bam announcing their final event 🙁
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Thursday, 26th of May[June 2014 format]
Events
None!
Posts
Click HERE for Noka’s random apple pie recipe, thanks Noka!
Friday, 27th of May [November 2014 format]
Events
AUSIA Recruiting Session
Sizes: 8-12
Tactic rating: 6.7/10
Medals: We don’t have medals now but we sure did in late 2014!
Server bars: Err not sure… results posts used to mention them in 2014..
Posts
None
Saturday, 28th of May[Current format]
Events
AUSIA Ulead
Sizes: 11-13
Tactic rating: 8.2/10
USA Trader & Bam’s Final Event
Sizes: 20-25
Tactic rating: 7.7/10
Posts
Click HERE for Noka’s chocolate pancake recipe. Move over Betty Crocker!
Click HERE for Club’s introduction post, the new AUSIA 3ic! Congrats!
Click HERE and HERE for Trader and Bam’s retirement post.You’ll be missed!
Click HERE for the new leaders’ introduction post!
UK Force
Current average size: 0⇓
Performance rating: 0/10
USA Force
Current average size: 20+⇑
Performance rating: =8.4/10
AUSIA Force
Current average size: 10-13⇓
Performance rating: 7.9/10
Overall performance: 16.7/30⇓
Last week’s performance: 24.2/30 =25% DROP!
We had 5 successful events this week || 4 LESS compared to last week!
We’ve had 3 AUSIA events, 0 UK events, 2 USA events || We’ve had an increase in only USA events and a decrease in everything else!!
The highest sizes we’ve reached this week was up to 25 during Trader and Bam’s last event || Last week‘s highest size was up to 27
18 posts were posted throughout the week. || 7 LESS compared to last week! AW!
The average amount of views we got on the site throughout the week: 296views || Last month the average amount of views was 320 views. nuuuu!
The force with the highest average tactic rating is the AUSIA now with an average of 7.8/ 10 for the tactic rating,WAY LESS compared to last week’s highest average tactic rating. The USA FALL 2nd with 5.9/10 and UK now last with with 0/10!
Slime’s stuff of the week!
(I AINT BOTHERED WIT H THE LOGO THING IT’S TUESDAY)
Poll of the week results from last week!
No poll of the week this time, by the way! ITS COMPETITION TIME! SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF THE POST!
FACT’S O THE WEEK!
- 2700 year old marijuana was found in a Chinese tomb in 2008.
- In 2009 a Japanese man found a clover with 56 leaves.
- The world’s oceans contain nearly 20 million tons of gold.
- Jurassic Park featured only 15 minutes of dinosaur footage.
- The highest recorded body temperature in a human being was a fever of 115.7°F (46.5°C)
- Aztecs raised Chihuahuas in order to eat them.
- Over 900 streets in the United States are named after Martin Luther King Jr.
- Google handles over 2 trillion searches per year.
- The average person burns 80 calories per hour while typing. (neat)
- Researchers place humanity’s risk of extinction before the year 2100 at 19%.
- 4 billion years ago, Mars had an ocean covering 19% of the planet’s surface.
- Sony’s first product was an electric rice cooker.
- If you’re more than 16-years-old, you have lived to be older than the average caveman.
- Scientists estimate that you’ll fall in love seven times before you get married.
- Playing an instrument can raise your IQ by as much as five points.
- Daft Punk named their band after a negative reviewer called their act ” a bunch of daft punk.”
- 1 out of every 10 men are psychopaths.
- On the real Titanic, the band actually did stay on the ship, playing music as it went down — They all died.
- “Heavens Above Fireworks” is a company that turns your ashes into a firework after you die, so you can literally go out with a bang.
WEIRD SEARCH TERMS’O’ THE WEEK!
- sergent to acp timing
- clu army
- animated military march
- anime chat bam uk
- conclusion about the clover
- whwn did club pemguin crack down on armies
- club penguin armies rtf
- we need to build a wall
- cg2916 youtube email
- funny cpof memes
VIDEO OF THE WEEK
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COMPETITION!!
FIRST PRIZE: 150 XATS + NAMEPLATE AND DOODLE BY ME!
SECOND PRIZE: 50 XATS + NAMEPLATE + DOODLE BY ME!EFE
THIRD PRIZE: 13 XATS + NAMEPLATE
HERE’S WHATCHA GOTTA DO:
Oh boy! Who don’t like PURPLE SLIME competitions? Uhh, I’m sure many do- I did a friggin’ Justin Bieber haircut competition like a year ago. But anyway this competition is about.. uhuh… YEA….. SONG PARODIES!
I want you to make a song parody of ACP-
- Find a song you like whether it’s a good ol’ classic or a popular and recent one- they’ve gotta be popular ones, not unknown songs!
- Get the song lyrics and give them an ACP spin- make the song about ACP, or an ACP troop/retiree
- It shouldn’t be a whole song, at least go for a verse and a chorus or just do the chorus. Either way, I’m vouching for 3 or more lines that are suggestively well-known in the song.
- The best songs have the right rhymes and syllables, so go for it!!!
- Comment the song’s name, part of the song you’re doing the parody part of and give me those darn parody lyrics!
- Have fun! Duh. It’s a competition!
Here’s my example:
The infamous dancing queen chorus- ACP VERSION
YOU ARE THE 2IC , LEAD EVENTS IN THE ACP! [You are the dancing queen, young and sweet only 17]
THE 2IC, COMMANDING ON THE SERVER BREEZE! (The dancing queen, feel the beat on the tambourine)
YOU MUST LEAD, YOU CAN’T LOG OFF, ATTEND THE DEFENCE OR YOU’RE DEAD! [You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life]
SEE THAT TROOP, DEMOTE HIM, YOU ARE THE 2IC! [See that girl, watch the scene, diggin’ the dancing queen]
So then, good luck! COMMENT, COMMENT, COMMENT,hope you enjoyed and happy ACP Recap #100 to you!
~Purp
^^ Rockstar wanted me to put this on the post
