*Dedicated to those who have returned to ACP: Garrett, Yellow, Sonic, Rix, Spyguy, Peter, Baby Flor, Jacknat and probably more… thank you.*
*Exactly a year ago, ACP Recap wasn’t posted. DAMNIT, LAZY SLIME!!!*
A slimey hello to you, ACP! Purp here. Welcome to my fabulously lovely ACP Recap #64. Just sayin’ here, IF YOU have any suggestions or any stuff you want me to put on my next ACP Recaps, leave a comment on this post! And if you read my ACP recap and thoroughly enjoyed it, leave a comment! Let me hear your feedback!
OOOOh yeah. To start off the post groovily, if that is a word (probably not since it’s underlined in red..), let’s do a guessing thingie-ma-jig!….
What’s this?!?
A watermelon? Nope. It’s a crystal called Watermelon Tourmaline that looks like a watermelon!
Woo! Watermelon crystal things rule! Now let’s start.
Sunday,10th of May
Events
UK/USA Battle VS Ice Warriors [???]
Ah, ice warriors! How ice of you to meet up with us.
Sizes: 11-15
Tactic rating: 7/10
Posts
Click HERE for my last ACP Recap!
Click HERE for Ahmed’s message stating us to up our game.
Click HERE for a SHOUT OUT FOR ANDY!
Click HERE for a SHOUT OUT FOR SKIPPER!
Monday, 11th of May
Events
UK Battle VS Ice Warriors [Victory]
Ah yes, IW. Are we too hot for you that we made you melt.. errr, then evaporate, then condense, then not freeze up again!???
Sizes: 11-15
Tactic rating: 8/10
Posts
None despite many amazing encouraging posts!
Tuesday, 12th of May
Events
UK Igloo Raid/Training Session
AHHHHH PEASAN- NO, CP ROUGES!! GET OFFF WITH YOUR POOKIES AND FROZEN-THEMED-PARTY-ENJOYING!
Sizes: Around 13
Tactic rating: 7/10
USA Training Session
IS BAM, THE USA LEADER, WHAT WE CALL… BAMAZING?
Sizes: 16+
Tactic rating: 8.9/10
Posts
Click HERE for Ahmed’s encouraging posts hyping up the ACP RISE!
Wednesday, 13th of May
Events
AUSIA Training Session
doin’ one of my tactics that i created? FABULOUS! bring the animal noise tactic back!!!
Sizes: 9-11
Tactic rating: 8.5/10
USA Training Session
U S A! U S A! U S A!
Sizes: 15-17
Tactic rating: 8.4/10
Posts
Click HERE for a special KENNETH BIRTHDAY POST!!!
Thursday, 14th of May
Events
AUSIA Unscheduled Ulead
I like men how I like coffee. Black. JK. Rich. JK. I dont know, actually. I’m only 13.
Sizes: 8-10
Tactic rating: 8.3/10
Posts
None
Friday, 15th of May
Events
AUSIA Training Session/Game Night
have u ever like noticed that like nothing rhymes with puffle
Sizes: 11-12
Tactic rating: 8.2/10
Posts
None
Saturday, 16th of May
Events
UK/USA Unscheduled Training Session
‘LOOK DIS UP’ Sounds alot like me. Oh, but honestly I’m not an LT autotyper!
Sizes: 14-15
Tactic rating: 8/10
UK/USA Raid Defence/Training
we’re ready to brighten you up, ST.
Sizes: Around 18-20
Tactic rating: 7.5/10
Posts
None
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UK Force
Current average size: 15+
Performance rating: 7.4/10
USA Force
Current average size: 15-20
Performance rating: 8/10
AUSIA Force
Current average size: 9-12
Performance rating: 7.1/10
Overall performance: 22.5/30⇑
Last week’s performance: 13.5/30 = 30% RISE
We had 10 successful events this week – 6 MORE than last week!
We had 3 AUSIA events, 3 UK/USA events, 0 UK/AUSIA events, 2 USA events and 2 UK events. We had an increase in AUSIA, UK/USA, USA and UK events yet had an decrease in AUSIA/UK events. WOW!
The highest sizes we’ve reached this week were up to 20+ during the UK/USA raid defence/training! Our highest size was around 15 last week, so that’s a nice improvement.
37 posts were posted throughout the week! 37!!! JESUS CHRIST that’s like the most we’ve had in a while. 24 more posts than last week! WOW.
The average amount of views we got on the site throughout the week: 490 views. Last week, our average was 460 views. What an increase!
According to my tactic ratings from the events and from the tactic ratings on the result posts, the force with the best tactics is STILL the AUSIA force with an average score of 8.35/10. USA was close with 7.96/10 whilst the UK is last with 7.5/10. STEP IT UP, UK! YOU GOT A TOURNEY TODAY!
Facts of the week!
- The Largest Sun in the Galaxy is Canis Majoris. It’s large enough to store 6,857,585,280 of our Sun
- The Russian word елда & the Hebrew word ילדה are pronounced the same (yelda) but in Hebrew it means “girl” & in Russian it means “big dick”.
- Nestle has sold over 200 flavors of “Kit Kat” to Japan, including soy sauce, creme brulee, green tea, and banana.
- An average high school kid today has the same level of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the early 1950’s.
- About two new Starbucks have opened every day since 1987.
- Google’s first office was a garage on Santa Margarita Ave. in Menlo Park, CA.
- The BIC company that makes lighters and pens is also a leading maker of windsurfing boards.
- Only 3 people born in the 1800s are still alive today.
- Scientists estimate that in less than 200 years, we will have discovered every type of dinosaur.
Weird search terms of the week!
- acp rank in army
- tochie44
- snow globe fobia
- why did soldiers join the army in ww1
- +penguine army
- no presentation
- armywarriors of cp
Stuff of the week!
DUDE I DONT CARE IF IM ENGLISH I NEED THESE NOW
a fabulous optical illusion
GUYS! CHEESE IS A CAT’S WEAKNESS! YES! WE HAVE FINALLY FOUND OUT!!!
so.. frustrated now…
STOP STOP MAKE IT STOP CAN IT BE MORE FRUSTRATING
what what the fuuuu….
and now for a weird gif: me and cookie irl… jkjkjk
THERE! Hope you enjoyed my ACP Recap! What an adventure.
~Purp
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Army of Club Penguin 
Awesome post!
NICE! I love me some watermelon 😛
Omh nice
words that rhyme with puffle: truffle, scuffle, muffle, shuffle..