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The Coup of Funks and Swimmer

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Ken: Funks is just too good to the point that he sucks. Therefore we have found and put in the best leaders in CP armies as the new ACP Leaders. I hope you like them because they are your new overlords. 
Fold: People need to learn when to take a joke, because this has gotten all out of hand just because a few people don’t know what a joke is. Grow up guys.         Swim: I agree with Foldez. Take it as what it is. He was not insulting Waffle and Gal intentionally. Its a joke. No more harsh words towards one another FROM NOW ON- the punishment will be decided by the severity.
Dj: I’d like to point out that if me making a joke is bullying, then you guys harassing me and telling me to get a life over it is bullying as well. Again, it was a joke. I didn’t mean to offend Gal or Waffle. They should have just been good sports about it.

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Seemed apropriate to place here – Fold

 

 

Well, the title says it all. We, the 2ics and 3ics of the ACP, are tired of the success that we are seeing under the leadership of Funks and Swimmer. They are just too good for the ACP, so we’re getting rid of them. Bye bye. Read more to find out the new leadership.

Instead, we are making Galaxie and Mr. Waffle Supreme Commanders of the ACP. I’m sure they will be able to do better than Dryvit and Seanehawk… just barely.

Heil Waffle! Heil Gal!

-Dj

P.S., Happy April Fools, guys. This will be unstuck at the end of the day. I request all parties involved be good sports. c:

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86 responses to “The Coup of Funks and Swimmer”

  1. ¢σℓσηєℓ яαωкιηмαη ιι [тalboт] Avatar
    ¢σℓσηєℓ яαωкιηмαη ιι [тalboт]

    LONG LIVE OUR GLORIOUS NEW LEADERS

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  2. waterkid1θθ Avatar
    waterkid1θθ

    this sucked so hard i cried

    Reply
  3. Cнᴀɴɢᴇʟıκᴇsκıᴅs Avatar
    Cнᴀɴɢᴇʟıκᴇsκıᴅs

    Gal is my idol.

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  4. kingfunks Avatar
    kingfunks

    cring

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    1. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
      Djgtjvgyhxgy

      cri sum moar

      Reply
  5. »||ѕωιммєявσу₀₁||« Avatar
    »||ѕωιммєявσу₀₁||«

    You gave me a bloody heart attack.

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  6. ben 92763 Avatar
    ben 92763

    sieg heil

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  7. Kenneth1000 Avatar
    Kenneth1000

    WOOOOOOOO

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  8. Foldez The Dezzy Avatar
    Foldez The Dezzy

    haha freaking awesome dj..

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  9. Yoangelyo on phone using diff email add Avatar
    Yoangelyo on phone using diff email add

    Dj, what the heck is wrong with you?! This is nowhere near funny. Actaully, waffle would be an awesome acp leader. But since you think otherwise, this is cruel. You need some serious help. Get a life.

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    1. Lewis Avatar
      Lewis

      Oh go away, don’t be such a spoil sport.

      Reply
    2. Kenneth1000 Avatar
      Kenneth1000

      A lot of people would be banned if Waffle was leader. Retired leaders/legends might not even get to keep owner or mod except for the selective few like Boomer. Flip, Shab, and I probably will get unownered. Noka and all those like him would be banned. The chat would be no fun with super strict owners like Waffle enforcing every single rule 24/7. Waffle accused me of being part of a conspiracy to keep him from getting 3ic when there was no such thing at all. He kept himself away from 3ic NOT us.

      For someone to be a good ACP Leader people must like you first. This is why your argument that Waffle would make a good ACP Leader is flawed. How can you be liked by people if you are always disrespecting ACP Legends like Dj and accusing him of conning his away into his rank. Dj didn’t even threaten or trick Funks, so he had no right to accuse him of conning his way into his rank. Waffle kicks and bans for reasons that are nearly considered abuse, how can people like you for that? People would go coup crazy because they know how Waffle is. People will probably be fine with Snaily but not Waffle. So no Waffle in my opinion and in the opinion of many others would not make an awesome ACP Leader. He would make a very good ACP soldier I guess but NOT leader.

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    3. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
      Djgtjvgyhxgy

      What Kenny said. I would get a life, but my life belongs to the United States Army.

      Reply
      1. vεøla†a Avatar
        vεøla†a

        While you may brag about being in the US army, I would keep it to myself. Being in the US army means you’re above 18, and to be above 18 and play CP, you should get a life.

      2. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
        Djgtjvgyhxgy

        You’re just jealous you lost the election. Piss off.

      3. cρωαяяισяƒυℓ/ѕєcтιση Avatar
        cρωαяяισяƒυℓ/ѕєcтιση

        FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

    4. theepictmw12 Avatar
      theepictmw12

      its a joke!

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      1. ❤Yoangelyo❤ Avatar
        ❤Yoangelyo❤

        Not a funny “joke”

      2. xiunknown Avatar
        xiunknown

        How does this joke offend you or Waffle? Let him stick up for himself instead of being a prick and taking everything so serious.

        If you don’t like it, then your whole ‘sensitive’ family can piss off out of this community, because there’s definitely worse things that could happen to you or Waffle on this game.

      3. theepictmw12 Avatar
        theepictmw12

        well said unk!

      4. theepictmw12 Avatar
        theepictmw12

        @yoan. Well your not a funny joke eather.

  10. levandoskithewarrior Avatar
    levandoskithewarrior

    DJ, Go get a life, This ain’t funny, why do you need to be so cruel. And I thought you were a good owner

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    1. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
      Djgtjvgyhxgy

      I’d get a life, but my life belongs to the United States Army.

      And I’d like to point out that me making a JOKE doesn’t automatically make me a bad owner. If I was inactive and a bad leader, then I’d be a bad owner. Believe it or not, I have done a lot in an attempt to help Waffle with his bullying problem. I’ve banned people and told people off for bullying him, and I’ve tried to point out Waffle’s flaws to him, as there is, believe it or not, a reason why the majority of the ACP hates him, and it’s not us, believe me.

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    2. theepictmw12 Avatar
      theepictmw12

      Dude, its just a joke! Your no fun on april fools.

      Reply
  11. superoo13 Avatar
    superoo13

    LELEL GAL ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET LEADER!

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  12. Foldez The Dezzy Avatar
    Foldez The Dezzy

    ffs
    People need to learn to take a joke, nobody meant any harm here it was plainly for entertainment purposes only. If you still have a problem with this post, this comment or me, you need to look at yourself first.

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  13. cami/rae :'( Avatar
    cami/rae :'(

    This isn’t funny! The people acp make fun of these days are actually nice people and you guys are just jerks! That’s why i don’t like acp, yes i admit that i don’t like acp!

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    1. fluffyboy3 Avatar
      fluffyboy3

      Yeah Waffle was actually mad/Sad Snaily and Yoan too.

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    2. theepictmw12 Avatar
      theepictmw12

      THIS IS A JOKE! god, people have no sence of humor.

      Reply
  14. ๓คŦเค||Aaяση Maƒιaѕ ★υмa ŀeadeя★ Avatar
    ๓คŦเค||Aaяση Maƒιaѕ ★υмa ŀeadeя★

    this post was so gay,it gave me aids

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    1. Step up 646 Avatar
      Step up 646

      Good now die in a hole.

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  15. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
    Djgtjvgyhxgy

    To the people who are butthurt: I honestly meant nothing by this post. It’s a joke. A harmless joke.

    I’d like to point out something: For the past two weeks, Waffle has been constantly harassing me for banning Sakr and Bender for legitimate reasons (causing fights, language, not following orders, this list goes on), accusing me of conning my way into leadership, and questioned my authority and reputation. And then, to top it all off, he told me to go die, after I banned people who were bullying him and tried to help him, and after I banned him to give him sometime to cool down, I unbanned him shortly after and membered him, with the plan to remod him if he was calm. Instead, he threatened me and told me I was a disgrace to the United States Army.

    And yet, no one yells at him for that. And then, when I make a HARMLESS JOKE, you get mad? Piss off.

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    1. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
      Djgtjvgyhxgy

      And stop trying to guilt trip me. I don’t feel bad for him. He’s done way more to me. I mean, how do you think I felt when he told me to die in a hole and that I was a disgrace to the United States Army when I did NOTHING to him?!

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  16. Cнᴀɴɢᴇʟıκᴇsκıᴅs Avatar
    Cнᴀɴɢᴇʟıκᴇsκıᴅs

    Quit whining, it’s just a joke.

    Reply
  17. levandoskithewarrior Avatar
    levandoskithewarrior

    I’m not whining, Waffle is acctually mad at ya’ll.

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    1. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
      Djgtjvgyhxgy

      You know what? I just simply don’t care about him anymore. I won’t protect him from the bullies like I did before.

      YOU HEAR ME EVERYONE?! CAUSE AS MUCH FIGHTS AS YOU WANT WITH WAFFLE.

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  18. levandoskithewarrior Avatar
    levandoskithewarrior

    Fluffy, Cami and Yoan actually understand it.

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    1. Epicorange1 Avatar
      Epicorange1

      Me too

      Reply
  19. fluffyboy3 Avatar
    fluffyboy3

    Someone PLEASE make a post about bullying. Like Dj your 3ic, bullying is breaking a rule here so why don’t you just ban yourself. You people are over doing it. Snaily AND Waffle quit ACP due to this Cami is too. All three of them are good soldiers. Gal is a good troop too, you guys just make unbelievably nonsense steriotypes about them, I suggest you people stop this bs or you will find ACP is gonna have a lot less troops.
    ~Fluffyboy3 ACP General and colony leader.

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    1. Tori Avatar
      Tori

      I erm.. actually made a private post about it yesterday. Just wait and see.

      Reply
      1. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
        Djgtjvgyhxgy

        This isn’t a case of bullying. I made a joke. A JOKE.

      2. fluffyboy3 Avatar
        fluffyboy3

        Thanks :mrgreen:

    2. ❤Yoangelyo❤ Avatar
      ❤Yoangelyo❤

      LOL! YOU’RE SO RIGHT. Dj, ban yourself

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  20. Mazachster Avatar
    Mazachster

    This was hilarious.

    ACP has been slowly dying for years now though, we might as well give Waffle Supreme Commander so he can finish us all off for good!

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    1. ❤Yoangelyo❤ Avatar
      ❤Yoangelyo❤

      Maz, everything you think is “funny” never funny. This is the second time.

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      1. Foldez The Dezzy Avatar
        Foldez The Dezzy

        People dont all have the same sense of humor, if we all did it would be really boring

      2. Mazachster Avatar
        Mazachster

        Yoangelyo, you’re too young for me, stop talking to me. Jailbait. (D)

  21. noka Avatar
    noka

    who cares abou waffle hes retired no longer our problem if waffle was fine like everyone else no one would hate him but he has done stuff to make everyone hate him accusing everyone of being in the illiumnati and so on.

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  22. Cami/rae Avatar
    Cami/rae

    You guys shouldn’t make fun of people who don’t deserve it, for example, waffle and gal… It’s just bs and immature… You’re calling these people noobs but you are actual noobs yourself for being total jerks… And that’s why I’m quitting… ABUSE

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    1. cρωαяяισяƒυℓ/ѕєcтιση Avatar
      cρωαяяισяƒυℓ/ѕєcтιση

      Yeah, go on leave. For nothing.

      Reply
  23. Galaxie3 AKA Shake Avatar
    Galaxie3 AKA Shake

    shaddap i coup you

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    1. Galaxie3 AKA Shake Avatar
      Galaxie3 AKA Shake

      Anyway, if I WERE leader, I would demote Dj.

      Reply
      1. Tap Dancer36 Hell's Best Avatar
        Tap Dancer36 Hell’s Best

        You’ll never be leader.

      2. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
        Djgtjvgyhxgy

        The day Gal gets leader is the day the ACP dies.

      3. Tap Dancer36 Hell's Best Avatar
        Tap Dancer36 Hell’s Best

        no, they day Pain gets leader is the day ACP dies.

      4. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
        Djgtjvgyhxgy

        The day either of them get leader is the day ACP dies.

  24. maxy777 Avatar
    maxy777

    To the people being butthurt about April Fools: You sicken me. Although I agree to how the comparing to dryvit bit was a LIL bit harsh, I still took it as a joke. Face it. YOU are the bullies. Not Dj, YOU. You are calling him a jerk and telling him to get a life and that he shouldn’t be on CP (THAT IS UP TO HIM) for making a harmless April Fools Joke. Yet still, you refuse to stand up to waffle for his countless abusing on chat and bullying other people to make himself look better? Explain.

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    1. cρωαяяισяƒυℓ/ѕєcтιση Avatar
      cρωαяяισяƒυℓ/ѕєcтιση

      Waffle probably brainwashed them.

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      1. maxy777 Avatar
        maxy777

        Well,I agree in some parts of levan’s/cami’s point, like comparing gal/waffle to dryvit and seanehawke, however, I simply don’t understand why no one will stand up to waffle for abusing and bullying other soldiers, yet they all make butthurt rage comments on a day themed around jokes and fun,

      2. mariosatr11 Avatar
        mariosatr11

        I think it’s good enough that 99% of the army community already looks down on him.

    2. fluffyboy3 Avatar
      fluffyboy3

      Funny how I did not put any name calling stuff in my comment and I’m automatically a bully. Lmao

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      1. Foldez The Dezzy Avatar
        Foldez The Dezzy

        Wish people wouldn’t get so worked up over a joke…

      2. theepictmw12 Avatar
        theepictmw12

        Ikr!

      3. fluffyboy3 Avatar
        fluffyboy3

        Cool so ? It’s like you people are targeting them. You have to see the other side too. And don’t tell me your not bullying that’s bs right there, Bullying has three sub catagories that approve that it’s bullying First one is what type? In this case it’s cyber (online) Next catagorie is if its targeted. Yes in this case it is. Thirdly, Is if its reapeated. It is. You people have broken a rule that can kill someone. Do you people actually think Waffle & Gal are happy about this?

  25. purpleslime4rocks Avatar
    purpleslime4rocks

    WODDA FIZZY CHEE-oh oh. Darn. Fell for it. Shat.

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    1. purpleslime4rocks Avatar
      purpleslime4rocks

      I just thought funks and swim were couped.. Gah!

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  26. theepictmw12 Avatar
    theepictmw12

    Some people just don’t get a joke. I found a funny.

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    1. theepictmw12 Avatar
      theepictmw12

      it*

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  27. cami/rae Avatar
    cami/rae

    Yes, it’s a joke… But, if it were a joke with other people who don’t get made fun of, maybe it would’ve been funny… But, it’s obviously making fun of people who already get made fun of on here enough! I’m sure they are pretty upset about this and are very hurt… I’m not bullying anyone, I’m just stating my opinion that this is not funny and I don’t like this post…

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  28. fluffyboy3 Avatar
    fluffyboy3

    My second comment was right. 2 people just quit due to this.

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  29. snaily5 Avatar
    snaily5

    This was not funny.
    If you seriously thought this was funny, then you are part of the problem with you SHOULD be part of the solution.
    Positivelyacp.blogspot.com my reasons as to why this is NOT funny.

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    1. Foldez The Dezzy Avatar
      Foldez The Dezzy

      I do see your point, we can try protect people as much as we like.
      But bullying happens everywhere in the real world.
      This was only meant as a joke and a bit of fun, not an advert asking for more hate.
      Take it as a joke, don’t let it get to you and march on forwards.

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    2. aquabluejet1 Avatar
      aquabluejet1

      My reasons this are not funny:
      Because people of you are butthurt about a joke, and practically ruined it.
      Its April Fools. Take a joke.

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      1. aquabluejet1 Avatar
        aquabluejet1

        *This is not funny:

  30. Lorenzo Bean Avatar
    Lorenzo Bean

    Some of you are taking this so seriously, I can hardly believe it.

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  31. Cami/rae Avatar
    Cami/rae

    This post seems more like making fun of gal an waffle rather than making a joke… Since they are cyber bullied on acp, they obviously are hurt by this… You say this was a harmless joke and that we are taking it too seriously, but it’s not funny… I seriously thought better of you, acp…

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  32. Cami/rae Avatar
    Cami/rae

    Also acp has lost 15-30 troops, and dj, you’re 20… Shouldn’t even be in cp armies at that age o.O

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  33. djpingy8 Avatar
    djpingy8

    ._.

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  34. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
    Djgtjvgyhxgy

    The fact that two people quit over this is ridiculous.

    This isn’t bullying. It’s an April Fools prank gone wrong. I apologize to Gal and Waffle if it offended them, even if they overreacted. This was mean’t as a joke. I was not trying bully or harass them, despite the fact that Waffle has a tendency to act like an insufferable douche to me.

    To the people telling me to get a life: Regardless of whether I leave armies or not, I still wouldn’t be doing much. I’m stationed in the middle of no where, and I only come on here because I noticed the ACP was in a slump and wanted to help. It’s better than sitting around doing things I shouldn’t be talking about on a site visited by children.

    To the people who quit over this: I find it hilarious that you don’t quit over the actual bullying and harassment that goes on in the ACP (something I have, believe it or not, actively trying to stop; I even banned people harassing Waffle, despite all the crap he’s done to me), yet when I make a joke that happens to use Waffle and Gal, it’s suddenly too far? If you leave over that, you should just leave armies all together, because no one wants someone like you in their army.

    To the people who said that comparing them to Dryvit and Meat was too harsh: I’ll give you that one. That part, I will admit, was too far.

    If anyone has anything else to say that is rude about either me, Gal, or Waffle, expect a ban. A long one.

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  35. ben 92763 Avatar
    ben 92763

    its ridiculous to argue about this post bullying and how this post isn’t funny. whats more ridiculous is how two people left ACP because of this post. and stop saying dj has no life thats real bullying.

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  36. waterkid1θθ Avatar
    waterkid1θθ

    Lol, why back up Waffle and Galaxie?

    Honestly, they’re a waste of sperm and they deserve this April Fools prank. And Yoangelo, your sister is like 18, so why don’t you tell HER to get a life instead of telling Dj? At least he is risking death for his country, unlike your sister.

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    1. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
      Djgtjvgyhxgy

      Hooah. I really only come on here because I have nothing better to do, as I am stationed in the middle of no where.

      Reply
  37. fluffyboy3 Avatar
    fluffyboy3

    Okay I did not quit. The 2 people that quit I’d like to keep anonymous for now.

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    1. Djgtjvgyhxgy Avatar
      Djgtjvgyhxgy

      I’ll be honest, if they quit over this, especially if they aren’t Waffle or Gal (then I might understand a tiny bit), that’s kind of pathetic. I’m sure you know that I didn’t mean this as an attack on them, and it was an April Fools joke gone wrong.

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  38. xiunknown Avatar
    xiunknown

    Why are people even complaining? Even if this is a joke Waffle would completely kill ACP, lol.

    Look how much trouble him and Snaily caused yet they were never even leader. And this is coming from somebody who insulted Dj’s work.

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  39. Lewis Avatar
    Lewis

    Most comments on a post for a while.

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