Enn’s Edit: For those of you who were betting on how many times I retired, it’s now 10 times. Milestone! xP

London Bridge is Falling Down,
Falling Down,
Falling Down,
London Bridge is Falling Down,
My fair lady.

You must be thinking a few things. One might be “LOL WTF IS THIS?” Another might be “Uhhhh okay…” and another one would be “Is Enn ok?”

Well, time to get on with it. Here are a few things I want you guys to know, just so everyone knows the truth, not what Harv has given you.

1. Harv would not give me the UMA Chat Password, even though we were both equal leaders. Therefore, that’s not fair…

2. Batista1822 was allowed to cuss me out on UMA Chat without punishment.

3. I was treated like crap. You can ask Jd and Viper if this is true, because it is.

4. The password of UMA chat was something immature about me.

5. When they finally told me the password, Harv changed it.

6. I was already getting fired, my chance to help rebuild UMA gone before I even had it.

Yeah, so now you should know the real truth, not the crap that Harv gives you.

So, I’m leaving. Nobody should have to deal with the crap that I was given.

Some people who I liked:

Itachi6dark: Without you, I wouldn’t be here. I wouldn’t be writing this. I wouldn’t have known anyone on xat. For this, I thank you. See ya in homeroom!

Purpur5222: A great friend. You have always been hilarious and will do well in life.

Benu2: You, too, have been a great friend, ever since we met in the Red Raiders. I wish you luck with UMA, although I know you will do fine without it.

Crazyboy86: You, just like Benu, have been a great friend ever since we met in RR. I know that you too will do great in UMA.

11Jb22: I’ve seen you on more lately, luckily! I still remember you from RR. You are and always have been a great fran. Good luck in CP Armies and life, pal!

Thebest22: You were my first BFF. I do not know what happened, all I know is that you had to leave. Good luck in life, if you are reading this.

Yanksrule14: My second BFF. Well, buddy, good luck in ACP and in life.

Yoitspablo/Tostipotatoe: Haven’t seen you on as much. Thanks for being my fran. Good luck in life.

Trevor/Toe: I know you’re probably not reading this. I thank you for you’re franship. Good luck in life.

Kevin/Kg007: A former ACP leader. Boy, do I wish I could have been you. You’re a great fran. Good luck in life and good luck with ‘Nessa!

Vanessa/Saint1119: Also a former ACP Leader. You were a great fran, too. Good luck in life and good luck with Kevin!

Fort57/Phorty: You quit xat D= Well, you were a great fran, good luck in life.

Abercrombe29: I know you hate me. I know you hate ACP. I know ACP hates you. But, you were my fran. Good luck in life.

Oagalthorp: You don’t remember me much. Thanks for creating ACP. Good luck in life. Meat probably thinks you need it.

Iceyfeet1234: A good friend on chat. You are a great leader, IW is lucky. Good luck in the rest of ur army career (h/e long that may last O_O) and in life.

Josh/Person1233: A great friend on chat. You were a good leader. The Nachos were lucky to have you. I’m joining you in retirement. Good luck in life!

Eric/Boomer20: You too are a great friend, and were a great leader. Now, you’re back to help ACP. Good luck in ACP and life.

TomYellow: You were a great legend of ACP. Good luck in life.

Dr. Nono Jr: You’ve been here a while. Good luck trying to get up to leader in ACP a SECOND time! Good luck in life, too.

Rapidy: We have had our ups and downs too. I still call you a friend. Good luck in Nachos and life.

Shaboomboom: We’re kind of friends. Good luck in life.

Ankita/Jedimaster17: We’ve been great friends, and always will be. You were a good co-leader of ACP. Good luck in life!

Dryvit: You had a short term as leader. You were a great soldier of ACP. We’re friends, and I wish you the best in life. Welcome back as 2ic, by the way.

Seanehawk/Meat: Well, what can I say? I know you’re hated, but you’re still kind of my friend. Good luck in life.

Ktman: We have been friends for so long. I know that one day you will be ACP Leader. Good luck in ACP and in life!

Matthewmsh1: We aren’t exactly “Bff’s.” I know that if you work hard, you will achieve your goals. Good luck.

Dragon720: The new 3ic of ACP! Imagine that. We’ve been BFF’s forever. Good luck in ACP, life, and with larry. Larry’s lucky. Ily!!!

Adav: One of my besties! I’ll never forget you. Good luck in ACP, life, and with ur bf. He’s very lucky. Ily.

Foxtails: We’ve had ups and downs. Although, we’re still frans. Good luck in life. And remember… luv sucks!

Shedinja/Victor: You’re awesome. Good luck with life and court and errr anything else.

Jojofishy: Haven’t seen you in so long. You were a great soldier of ACP, and a great friend. Good luck in life.

Kid Robot: You come on from time to time. You were one of the best. Good luck in life, man.

Mitch/Bluespeed7: You have been a great friend. Good luck in life.

Solraida: One of my old friends, kinda. Good luck.

Sheila: One of the best ever. You have been a great friend. Cya around. Good luck in life, although I know that you don’t need it.

Stev712: You were one of my best pals. And I hope you’re reading this, even though you are “dead.”

Thomas0270: Still one of my frans, although we have had ups and downs lately. Good luck in ACP and life, even though you don’t need it.

Tomtwelve: Kinda a friend. Seen you on chat lately. Good luck in life.

Shad: One of mah besties. Good luck with everything. I know that if you set your mind to it, you will accomplish all of your goals.

Peguin21795: I didn’t forget you this time! Good luck in life, pal.

Nate950000: Good luck in life. Haven’t seen you lately.

Nodear: An old ACP great. Good luck with everything you do.

Mazachester: Another old ACP great. Good luck with everything you do, too.

Nakib: OMG, ANOTHER OLD ACP GREAT!!! Good luck with anything and everything you will do, friend.

Mr Random1: Yea, you retired. Good luck in life.

Meggis: Seen you a bit lately. Good luck in anything you ever do.

Motor20: We aren’t the best of friends. Good luck in ACP and in life.

Divotoo: Good luck in ACP and life, funny friend! (hehe, two F’s! And I didn’t even say firetruck! )

Uno148: Great friend. Good luck in everything.

Bluey92123: Got the name right! Good luck in life.

Klug: Idk your numbers. Good luck in ACP and life.

Clintos007: Well bud, time sure has flied. Good luck with everything you do, and remember, you can accomplish anything you set your mind to!

Jediseth: Bye pal. WORK ON XAT ANIMATORS! And remember, life sucks!

Noka: Cya pal. Good luck in ACP and everything else you ever do.

Bfan212: Same with you. Good luck with everything you do, ACP related or not.

Ganondorf: Known you for a while nao. Good luck in ACP and everything. I know you’ll be fine.

Amitc87: Same with yuu. Known you for a while, pal. Good luck in UMA or anything else.

Bp98: Idc what people say, YOU AREN’T A NOOB! Good luck with everything!

Capncook: Cya. Good luck in life.

Chris (The Member): Ur kinda mah pal. Good luck in life.

Matre10: Good luck in ACP.

Rock71: Good luck in ACP.

Kenneth1000: Good luck in ACP.

Zzztops: Good luck in Nachos. Good luck in life.

Commando: Almost forgot about ya. Good luck in life, pal, even though you were against ACP.

Pinki: A good friend. Good luck in ACP.

Pinky: Another good pink friend. Good luck in ACP.

Oberst: You’ve been a good friend overall. Good luck with anything you decide to do.

Akabob: You’re a nice guy, and many people don’t realize that. You’ve done so much for the Nachos, and I think some people should appreciate that like I do.

Flapjack: A funny guy! Good luck with whatever!

Tuxy: You’re a great friend, a great soldier, and a funny person. Good luck in ACP and anything else, pal!

Meadow Sue: Don’t really know ya, but you’re cool.

Videogamer7: Good luck in Nachos. You’re a great guy and a great leader.

Gwami: Good luck in Nachos. You’re great with graphics and all that stuff, so I know you’ll be fine in life.

Wurbur: You’re good with that stuff too, and you’re a great friend. Good luck in whatever you do!

Fallingtail: You’ve always been a great and funny friend! Good luck with anything you decide to do, taoh!

Fiasco: A funny and nice guy. Good luck in life!

Houndy: You’re a funny friend. Good luck in ACP.

Sky Warrior: You’re a nice and funny friend, too. Good luck in ACP.

DJ Layzie: You’re really funny. Good luck in whatever you decide to do in life.

Dj(then a lot of other letters): Can’t remember your full name. You’re nice, and I hope you have a nice life.

Sonic: I hope you really are the chosen one, pal. Good luck in ACP and life.

Mr Icefin: You’re cool. Good luck in life pal.

Apocolypse66: Not many people know you, but I do. You’re a great friend. Good luck in ACP and life.

Twilicat: All that I have to say is: HAPPY CATURDAY! Lol, you’re a good friend =)

Maxthepen: You’re too funny. Good luck in ACP and life.

Iasgae: You’re funny too. Good luck in ACP and life, I know you’ll be fine =]

Spaceybirdy: You’re probably not reading this post. You were a great friend. Good luck in life. I now join you in retirement…again xD

Omega90: You’re cool. Good luck in life and ACP.

Wafflemaster/Addy: You’re also cool. Good luck in ACP and life.

Some people who I do not like so much:

Batista1822: I thought you were nice. Then you do all this crap against me. Still, good luck in life. I hope you don’t need it.

Harv: Yeah, I thought you were my friend too. I hope you do terrible in UMA. Tell your “adviser” I say bye. Good luck in life, you’ll need it.

Trickster: Thought you were my friend, but you’re just like Bat. Instead of just insulting me for no reason, get on with your life.

P.S. I’ll come on xat sometimes, but not as much as I used to.

Also, If you want someone to blame for me leaving, here’s the people to blame:

Harv, Trickster and Batista1822

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Boomer’s Edit: Cuz Icey made me

If you can’t make this tactic session or just feel like attending another one to really get a handle on the tactics stuff, please help me and RPF out by going to their’s HERE.  It would be great if you would join RPF too (I’m also RPF Leader)

I think my initial goal when I came back was to get you guys active again, and I’m not sure I’ve done a great job.  Compared to other armies, I think we’re well ahead, but I’ve never been one to accept just “good”, we need to strive for “great” and beyond.  My hope is, this upcoming week, we will have an organized event on Club Penguin every day.

Tomorrow will be our first organized tactic session.  Here is the info:

When: Saturday, October 24, 2009

Where: Snow Fort Snow Forts

Chat: ACP Chat

Times:

12:00 pm PST

1:00 pm MST

2:00 pm CST

3:00 pm EST

8:00 pm U.K.

**IMPORTANT INFORMATION – ALL SOLDIERS MUST READ**

About Tactic Sessions:

• Commands are given entirely on Club Penguin, so checking chat isn’t really worth it.  Being able to give commands solely on CP makes us able to move much quicker than our opponents.
• To make the first part work, you must be silent at all times unless told to speak.  Soldiers must be able to see my commands, and if you are spamming overtop of me, it becomes very hard to give orders.
• Spread out at all times.  If you notice you are standing on top of or very close to another soldier, move to the nearest open area.  This will make us look larger in battle.
• Do not group around me, you’ll make it difficult for soldiers to see me and to receive my orders.
• Carry out the tactics as they are given to you.
• Do not ask to be my buddy during a practice, you need to focus on learning the tactics.  As a note, yes my buddy list is full (sorry), but if I added everyone who asked, I would have well over 1,000 buddies by now (ACP used to have over 3,000 ranked), and seeing as how CP only allows 100, I’m kinda stuck there…

Tactics:

Basics:

• Spreading Out – If you notice you are standing on top of or very close to another soldier, move to the nearest open area.  This will make us look larger in battle.  Varying degrees of this include shoulder to shoulder (for when there are multiple armies to a side), and then a full body length apart, making sure that no one is being overlapped by anyone else.
• Charging – Watch for my signal (on CP), and then charge to the location I tell you.  Make sure you stop spamming once the charge is over so you can see my commands.

Types of Charges:

• Spam Charge – Spam ACP over and over during the charge
• Clover Charge – Use the clover emote while charging
• Joke Charge – Spam jokes while you charge

Formations:

• Regrouping – Watch for the signal to regroup after a charge.  It could just mean spread out, or move to a new location in the room, and then spread out.
• Lines – There are two lines, horizontal and vertical.  If I call for a horizontal line where I am standing, you make one left to right in the room.  If I call for a vertical line, you make one up and down.  Horizontal = Left/Right  |  Vertical = Up/Down.  Make sure you don’t stand on top of other soldiers in the line, move to an opening.
• Scatter – This tactic is for facing armies who spam a lot.  Spread out all over the room, so they can’t spam over all of our soldiers.  Make sure you are not standing anywhere near the other soldiers around you so that we are truly spread apart.
• Circle – I may ask for a circle if I think we have the size for it.  For a circle, you must spread out all over the room.  This takes some time, and it is key, if you are in an area of the circle with a lot of soldiers, make sure you move to an area with less soldiers (there are almost always open areas).

We will be moving throughout Club Penguin once we have mastered certain tactics in the Snow Forts.

Comment if you have read and understand all the tactic info and also if you can make the tactic session!

~Boomer

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The IW Site is http://iwicewarriorsiw.wordpress.com.  DO NOT use the iwarmy version, it’s some sorta annoying trick site…

~Boomer

P.S.~Icey –

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Oh, how time flies.

October 23, 2007-Itachi tells me about Club Penguin and its armies. I join Red Raiders and the ACP. It is also my parents’ anniversary.

It is a day to be celebrated.

I have now been in Club Penguin armies for 2 years. Most of you don’t believe me, but some of you know me from back then. Three of these are:

1. Former UMA Leader Itachi6dark-Told me about CP and its armies.

2. Former UMA Leader Crazyboy86-A great friend and a great soldier.

3. Current UMA Leader Benu2-Also a great friend and soldier. A good leader too.

That’s just a few. (Fox: COLOR STEALER)

I have seen a lot in my time. Wars, alliances, the building of great armies, and the destruction of great armies.

I don’t really want to make this post 200 words, because it isn’t a retirement post or anything…

After 2 years, I am Division General of ACP and UMA Leader. I have achieved a lot. Now, I will share my secret to doing so much:

1. Be active. It not only will get you in pics for unscheduled recruiting sessions/battles, but it will impress the leaders.

2. Prove to the leaders what you can do. Just don’t be annoying.

3. Help in any way possible.

4. Don’t question what a high rank tells you to do. If they tell you to go on Club Penguin, you do it, no questions asked.

5. Be yourself.

Simple as that.

————————————————————————————————————————————————–

Now, here is what you all asked me for – a party. Here’s the info:

Date: Today.
Time: All of today.
Where on CP: Starting on Sabertooth in the igloo of Ennbay 0.
Chat: http://xat.com/Ennbay
Why: You should know if you read above.
Who’s Invited: Everybody.

/////~Ennbay~\\

P.S. Wow, I did exactly what I did not want to do.  Guess what my word count is. Yeah, it’s over 200. It is 300 words. (Fox: 307, to be precise.)

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Overall our patrol went pretty well, although I was a little disappointed that people didn’t stay active on CP, so we ended up leaving people behind in rooms.  Make sure you stay alert for commands.  As for our turnout, I thought it was pretty good for a Thursday, we had 35 on chat and up to 40 on CP.  Not too bad for 5 hours notice.  Here are the pics:

We started off a little slow with people getting on CP (partially my fault for not getting there much in advance), but we still numbered a solid 30 soldiers:

We moved into the Ski Village:

Attacking the dock at the Dock 😆

That’s what you call “chain of command”

Into the Town, which we packed pretty well with a solid 35+ soldiers:

We then went underground to the pool, where we made a solid square around the pool with 30 soldiers:

Overall I thought it was pretty good, but we need to work on paying attention when we move rooms.  I think we had around 40 on CP but we were losing people who weren’t paying attention.

Comment if you made it!

~Boomer

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We’re going to be doing a lot of patrols of different servers to get back into the habit of checking them, and today we will have one of Ice Breaker.

When: Thursday, October 22, 2009

Where: Ice Breaker (start at Mountain)

Times:

4:00 pm PST

5:00 pm MST

6:00 pm CST

7:00 pm EST

12:00 am U.K.

My apologies to the U.K. people, I’ll make an earlier one next time…

Comment if you can make it, and make sure you’re on ACP Chat for pre-patrol instructions!

~Boomer

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Well, the day has come. It’s Tuesday, October 20, 2009. This is the day I officially leave the ACP. I had always planned on my retirement being a little unorthodox.  But how might I do that?  Well, mostly by not listing a buncha names. And there will probably be no retirement song.

Anyway, I see no particularly good way to start this, so I will just restate the fact that yes, I am retiring from the army of Club Penguin.  I finally decided that I was going to do it a few days ago.  I’m not going to go and say stuff like, “I’m way too old for this,” or, “I’m far too busy.”

I guess, in a nutshell, I retire now because I’m tired of waiting for a good time to retire.

Yeah, you see, I had always wanted to retire when I was in some great position.  And I decided many months ago that Lt. General wasn’t good enough.  Unfortunately, here I am at the same rank.  I was briefly a general, of course, but then I went right back down in a matter of weeks.  I had also wanted to retire in a time of, you know, peace and prosperity, like the kind you get after a major war. The only problem was, no war has been major enough for that.  Peace isn’t even considered “good” anymore, because we have too much of it. Well yeah, what I’m trying to say is that I would have liked to retire right after a great victory. Not at a time where I was just…bored.

I mean, a few days ago, I decided that it really was getting boring to go on chat all the time.  I didn’t even feel like checking the site. And ya know something else?  Somehow, many of the battles that were scheduled contradicted my seemingly empty schedule.  It doesn’t make too much sense. I’m not that busy.

(Note: I’m a bit frustrated at how unorganized this post is.)

My computer time has become pretty limited over the years, thanks to my parents.  (Not a bad thing, really.)

Plus, the fact that I’ve been in this army for over 2 years was starting to creep me out.

But for now, let’s forget the reasons why I’m retiring.  Because I guess I’ve come pretty far.

So how did my existence in Club Penguin armies go forth?  I’ll tell ya.

THE HISTORY OF TOMTWELVE

Once, long ago…and by that I mean July 2007.  I discovered the site of a small army.  Who knows what they were called.  But they did have some support.  Anyway, it was there that I found out about the UMA. Dun dun dunnn.  This small army was an enemy against UMA.  And using the logic of a CP Armies noob, I determined that UMA was evil, even though I knew nothing about them.

Though how I stumbled upon the ACP is a blur.  I remember finding the RPF site… I bet they told me about ACP.  Well, anyway, the post I saw on the ACP site was this one. Basically, this post was very exciting to me.  So I was going on Mammoth, fighting with the ACP…but I was actually standing outside of the group. For some reason, I didn’t feel like joining.  I just wanted to fight UMA at that point.  But then some guy came and told me to join, so I did.

Now hold it right there, I just want to point out something. That was the middle of the day, and we were just in the Dojo fighting.  The leaders weren’t even there.  You probably see what I’m getting at there–we were on Club Penguin all the time. And even if we do that now, it’s just ACP on a server.  Back then, it was multiple armies on the server at the same time.  I don’t even really know how everybody fit in the room.

Anyway, back to the story of Tomtwelve. I was excited to be a part of ACP.  I went on Club Penguin, and the great part was that the army would often be there.  Chat wasn’t really important at that point.  I fought through the rest of WWIII, and well…I never actually was at a battle when we lost.

Wars continued to take place. But there was also the occasional invasion of Mammoth.  Yes, I know what you’re thinking: We already owned that server.  But the invasions were what you now call “recruiting,” I guess.

At some point, the ranks were reorganized, and I received the rank of colonel, I think…Anyway. Stuff continued to go well. There are some conflicts that I can not forget.  For example, Oagalthorp once wrote the history of ACP, and in that history, he wrote of UMA’s past, too… Well they were mad, and we had to deal with some moron named…Lect or something. I mean, how annoying.

And there was also that one war against the nachos… Oh man that was fun to read.  By that I mean, Oagalthorp and AkaBob were arguing the heck out of each other.  And it was being done through the ACP and nacho sites, so yeah, pretty entertaining.

So of course, Oagalthorp retired eventually, with Fort taking over as leader.  Now with Fort, we had promotions much more regularly.  And wars much LESS regularly.  Now this was fine with us, really.  Cause I was rising through the ranks.  Yeah, who knew I’d regret this change much later on?

(Note: I realize that I am giving a history of ACP here, but these are good memories for me!!)

Anyway, the events that took place at the end of the Fort era were crazy.

Oh, but uh…I ought to tell you that at this time, I became the Club Penguin news guy on the ACP site!  Woo!

But as I was saying, crazy stuff happened.  I’m gonna make this clear, though.  Fort gave the rights to Oagalthorp to choose the new leader.  Yes, he gave written permission to Oagalthorp… So Oagalthorp narrowed it down to two candidates, from which he would choose. Rapidy and…

ME???

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

Nah, that wasn’t my actual reaction.  On the comments of that post, I debated with Rapidy, but our opinions didn’t seem to be too different, and the debate was not firey at all. In the end Rapidy would have became leader…except Fort decided to choose Nono before Oagal announced his decision.  And it all went downhill from there.

In a series of crazy events, Kg eventually became leader. His era was short.  Then there was Shab, who was elected. …Uh, I’m not gonna say anything about that. But at some point, my author position on the site MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHED!!! The mystery still remains…WHY??

Yeah so after more conflict, Boomer became leader, and I consider him to be the best since Oagalthorp.

But after his time, problems occurred again with the next leaders, which is why I have something to tell you.

CHOOSE THE NEXT LEADER CAREFULLY.

The End

Ok, so now that I told you the history of myself, I have some more stuff to say.

WHY WE’RE BRINGING RELIGION INTO THIS

Now, on chat, there was a time when Saint suggested that my retirement would be funny because I’m Mormon. Now, the way Saint has been talking as if Mormons are super-different has started to make me a little mad… But still, I thought that a Mormon retirement would be a good idea.

But how would I do that? Do I “sing” a hymn? Do I quote scripture? Maybe I should just tell you guys like, everything about Mormons, because you people don’t seem to know much. But nah.  What I should tell you, and must tell you, because many of you know nothing, is that our real name is the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (yeah you can see why people gave us a nickname, though they could’ve just stuck with LDS…).  And in case you didn’t realize this (cough cough) we friggin only have ONE WIFE!! Yeah, I could tell you like, everything about the religion, but this post is long enough already.  But besides the fact that are standards are higher than the average person, we’re pretty normal.

Ha ha, check out this video that was made by Mormons!!  You wouldn’t even know if I hadn’t told you…heh heh.

OTHER RANDOM STUFF

Yeah I’ll be bored and go on chat, of course.  I always have to go there and brag about how like, a Colorado team just won (BRONCOS ARE 6 AND 0, BABY!!!!) or like, act like a noob, or like, tell you what I’m listening to.

I had ideas for ACP, if I ever became leader.  I thought of how I could get us more wars, and make us more organized at the same time.  The answer became to make the government more like that of the United States’, where it is actually not the president that declares war.  However, since a certain conflict known as the Barbary Wars, the president has emergency war powers, which allowed him to declare war whenever he wanted.  But he has to report back to congress within 90 days.  I thought about basing our army on that system, and have a whole constitution. But hey, oh well.  I don’t know if that would’ve worked.  But who knows how long I’d have to wait to see.

Ah…

Yeah so, sinners who have never played Zelda, go do that.

If you haven’t heard Paramore’s new album Brand New Eyes, go buy it.

And you should come to Colorado some time, because it’s awesome here.

And once again, the Broncos are 6 and 0, so…eat it.

And now I’m trying to think of some way to close this out dramatically, but I got nothin.

So…PEACE OUT, FOOLS! 

-Tomtwelve

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Oagal’s edit #2: Anyway, more people voted and “yes” is in the lead again. So there’s no need for debate.

Oagal’s edit #1: Someone (Meat? 🙄 (THAT IDIOT)) screwed up the poll. How do we know this? The “Yes to No” ratio went from approximately 85(yes):15(no) to 85(yes):100+(no) in less than five minutes. Where ever did these 75+ votes come from?? 😮 To make matters more fishy, there were no additional votes for any option besides “no”. Coincidence? I think not. The poll was hacked.

So, unless anyone with a substantial argument objects, we are going to pass the Succession Legitimacy Bill. Nice try Meat. 😉

Read Tomtwelve’s retirement post HERE!

In light of recent leadership disputes, Boomer and I (Oagal–the guy who made this army, for those of you who don’t know :roll:) have decided to propose a new Bill: The Succession Legitimacy Bill. Here are the conditions:

• The latest retiring leader of the ACP holds the right to choose how the next leader will be selected. The retiring leader can choose to hold an election or simply hand-pick his/her successor, or whatever he/she wants.
• The retiring leader loses this right if he/she has been overthrown or determined inept by Oagalthorp and Boomer. The qualification for ineptness include–but are not limited to–an obvious lack of care for the wellbeing of the ACP and the unwarranted destruction or loss of ACP property, such as pages on the website or ACP-owned servers.

Vote here:

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Boomer: I got the video of our patrol up!  Check it out HERE!

Also, don’t go to the IW site, it’s domain got sold and now it’s a rickroll that’s hard to close unless you know how.

Boomer needs to talk to Fox

Would it be over the line to have a contest to see who had the best comment against Meat between his ridiculous retirement post and then this?  Cause there are some pretty good ones… I’m kidding (I think).  Maybe the winner gets a vegetable of their choice (cuz it’s anti-Meat, so it’s not meat)…?  I’m in a very satirical mood right now… 😕

I’m not a vegetarian, and I’m not [censored] scared of him 🙄

So, so very bored… Meat hack it again so I have something to do…

Well as most of you know by now, Meat aka Seanehawk, the former member of ACP, hacked Boomers wordpress account and took control of the site for an hour or so and declared himself to be the new leader of ACP. Sadly, a few soldiers from ACP ran to be near him as he falsely claimed power. I cannot begin to guess their reasons, unless they like a dictatorship and having their comments edited or deleted. Anyway, with Oagalthorp’s god powers, we regained control of the site. Now many of you told me that Meat accused me of taking the domain away during the hack. This is partially true. Painttheskygrey, my brother (very proud of that) hosts this site on his server, all he did was take the site down until Oagal got here. Simple and effective. He also blocked any attempt to circumvent the dot com address as Meat tried to do but was blocked. Meat then proceeded to call Boomer some horrible names that cannot and will not be printed here. I am sure that meats career is finished with the ACP. He is the snake we all knew he was, the liar we all knew he was and the hacker we did not know he was. Thank you to Oagal, Painttheskygrey and Boomer. Long live ACP!!

Boomer: Well here is the only pic from our convo appropriate enough to post (the rest were f-bombs lol).  Gives you a good idea the maturity level you’re dealing with… It’s pretty funny actually…

(LMFAO, at first I was like “uruguay? That’s a country, moronnnn” I’m starting to suspect the “dumb blonde” concept 😆 )

Also I got bored, so I edited Meat’s post:

Meat is [was never even close to being] the ACP leader again! The chat is now xat.com/no-one-cares [infested with swine flu]! Stay tuned for a bigger post [as I make a bigger fool of myself publicly] later!

THIS IS NOT [ACTUALLY IN FACT] A HACK.

 

Fox: Actually, it was not a hack (Though it was quite close and 2x as wrong) it was a failed phishing attempt by a moron who did not wait to talk to me, the smart one, before his temper finally exploded && he went insane :]

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