[SATIRE] The October 5th Incident

Posted on October 9, 2024 by Ugly

BIKINI BOTTOM, Lobsters HQ – 1 week ago, ACP announced the return of four people to the ACP ranks, all of them previously being advisors. What we all thought was very good news, it turned out at that very moment the path of the space continuum would change forever.

Mammoth, Town. 8:44am EST

It was a windy day in Mammoth, after taking on the strange request from an anonymous individual who sent a form via the birthday clover grams that was available during the anniversary week. The individual known as Retsbuc has requested everyone to gather in Mammoth on October 5th at 9 am EST for a secret return announcement.

As everyone was getting ready for the massive announcement, in which no one knew who the four individuals were and even the leaders, the 51st Commander-in-Chief Ugly noticed a strange error in his broadcasting network, which detected the nearby radius within 20 meters. The numbers weren’t adding up, it said there were 38 people on the island, however, there were only 34 people in the room.

Mammoth, Iceberg. 8:50am EST

Ugly went on to scout the entire island to check who was the missing four. It didn’t take long to find the source of the issue, what he saw was truly terrifying that he had to run back. It was Fatchicken, Daniel, Kailey, and Robot hiding in the Iceberg but all he heard were talks about domination and some sort of “lobster”. After further research, it was revealed they were a part of a secret syndicate named the Golden Democratic, and after more digging it was seen they were following orders from someone named C.S.Y, it was unclear what the acronym stood for.

Mammoth, Snowforts. 8:57am EST

He ran back to alert his fellow Commander-in-Chief Roxy about what he saw. To their surprise moments later the crew all entered the town at the same time, which was even scarier. The leaders had no choice but to lay low and expect the unexpected.

Mammoth, Evacuation Center. 9:09 am EST

It was like a scene out of Jurassic park, later after everyone met in town a strange roar of about 40 walruses reports confirmed from the top of the Dojo, moments later they attacked the island. ACP, along with the Secret Service eyewitnesses claim, fleed the island and the announcement was delayed until further notice.

Ugly sighed with a bit of relief as he knew the so-called Golden Democratic wouldn’t implement their secret plans as yet, but now he knows the inevitable “Lobster” operation will soon take place… unless he does something about it.

The strange line of events of October 5th truly left a lot of people puzzled. What were the four speaking about? Was the walrus attack planned? Who is C.S.Y and what is this secret “Lobster” operation?