Click HERE for my 2 year old ACP Recap! 

Groovy greetings ACP! Purp here: 97th recap with, finally, a single post.

NO MORE DOUBLE POSTS GODDAMNIT!

Ok so, yes, I’m all happy that I made an ACP recap post on time but I feel a lot more happier because POLL OF THE WEEK IS RETURNING! Thanks to the inconsistency of *glares to the owners* OTHER OWNERS and for one of their inconsistent poll of the week series, I’M NOW RESURRECTING POLL IF THE WEEK FOR THE BAJILLIONTH TIME! So let’s kick this stuff off with an eternity-long question that I’ve been yearning to know… (p.s wtf new WordPress layout doesn’t let me upload polls easily) (p.s.s i’ve made 97 polls since early 2011 wow)

Now, let me drag you into this post in the best possible way…

mmmm i can imagine the taste. grease. burgers. retro. chips. comfy seats. huge portions. cheap prices. amazing milkshakes. i love american diners.

what are ribs to do with vegas?

Crab? eaurgh… Shrimp? erauurugh… SEAWEED? hm…

there’s always gotta be somethin’ pumpkin spice. always.

who needs thanksgiving dinner? sunday roast? christmas? you can just eat a whole bloody can of this, that’s for sure! turkey.. potatoes.. you’re all set.. maybe a gravy dip would help.

k well if there’s a pringle flavour for blueberry and hazelnuts… and the company is actually selling it.. then it must be good- right?

1 word: america

Ok enough weird foods. Wait ext week, folks. Now I’ve brought you into my post! MUWHAHAHA! YOU MUST READ!

Sunday, 28th of February

Events

Unscheduled UK Tactic Session

Perfect example of clover power, ACP. Just look at that.

Sizes: 15-17

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

Posts

None!

Monday, 29th of February

Events

None

Posts

None

Tuesday, 1st of March

Events

None

Posts

Click HERE for my last ACP Recap!

Wednesday, 2nd of March

Events

None

Posts

None

Thursday, 3rd of March

Events

UK Practice Battle VS Nachos [Victory]

If this is an ‘E+Q LINE ACROSS E+W LINE DOWN’ kinda tactic then I am ashamed of you, UK.

Sizes: Around 15

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

USA Training Session

And so a new word tactic was born as of this day.

Sizes: 16-20+

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

Posts

Click HERE for Bam’s announcement that Marina is temp leader and that we’re invading Mammoth this week-oooh, news!

Friday, 4th of March

Events

Unscheduled AUSIA Recruiting Session

WOO! Recruiting sessions are back again!

Sizes: 20-22

Tactic rating: 8.5/10

UK Training Session

YES YES YES A GOOD E+N TACTIC THE TIME HAS COME!

Sizes: 15-17+

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

USA Cleansing of Mammoth

Hello, Mammoth. It’s been a while.

Sizes: 12-17+

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

Posts

None

Saturday, 5th of March

Events

AUSIA Unscheduled Training Session

seems like AUSIA’s the only force that likes pizza…

Sizes: 22-25

Tactic rating: 8.5/10

UK Training Session

YES! These are formations I LOVE TO SEE! You got it, UK!

Sizes: 22+

Tactic rating: 9.1/10

USA Training Session

Goddamnit, two penguins on the chatbar.

Sizes: 21-22

Tactic rating: 8.4/10

Posts

Click HERE for some videos Sidie posted.. well, Ok then!

Click HERE for Bam’s announcement for a NEW triumvirate leadership! 2014 IS BACK!!

Click HERE for Bam’s awesome motivation post for the troops GO ACP!

Click HERE for Sidie’s post about him getting leader again. Congrats Sidie!Click HERE for Sidie’s post about him getting leader again. Congrats Sidie!

Click HERE for Trader’s post to Ninjas in SPANISH(?!) asking them to kind of ‘merge’ into us. Sounds interesting. 

UK Force

Current average size: 17+ ↑

Performance rating: 8.4/10

USA Force

Current average size: 17-20+↓

Performance rating: =8.3/10

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 20-25↑

Performance rating: 8.6/10

Overall performance: 25.3/30↑

Last week’s performance: 22.9/30 =8% RISE!

We had 9 successful events this week ||  2 more than last week. 

 We’ve had 2 AUSIA events, 4 UK events & 3 USA events || We’ve had an increase in UK and AUSIA events compared to last week!!! 

The highest sizes we’ve reached this week was up to 25 during the AUSIA Unsched Training Session  || Last week‘s highest size was up to 30+ but it’s good that AUSIA are back into it!

19 posts were posted throughout the week. ||  8 more han last week! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! Everything’s coming up Purpleslime4. 

The average amount of views we got on the site throughout the week: 432 views || Last week the average amount of views was 308 views. YES!

The force with the highest average tactic rating is the UK force (good job) with an average of 8.675/ 10 for the tactic rating, more compared to last week’s highest average tactic rating. The USA are  2nd with 8.56/10 and AUSIA ARE last with with 8.5/10!

Slime’s stuff of the week!

FACTS!

• 80% of the world’s pain pills are consumed in the United States.
• About 153000 people will die on your birthday.
• Beavers have orange teeth.
• Lobsters breathe with the gills at the base of their legs.
• Ancient Romans ran cold aqueduct water in pipes through their houses in an early form of air conditioning.
• More than 3 million people are stalked every year.
• Almost 80% of high rise buildings skip the 13th floor.
• 110 people in Russia (0.0000007% of the population) own 35% of all wealth.
• On average, happiness drops from around the age of 21 and doesn’t pick back up until the age of retirement
• People who regularly play video games are faster at making real-life decisions.

Odd search terms! (what people have searched to find our site)

varsity jacket club penguins

late night training

cp army free member

Awesome/weird/random video of the week!

YAY! FINISHED! ON A SUNDAY! YAHOO! Mission accomplished, guys. I’m outta here.

~Purp

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