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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY 

NO EVENTS FOR THE 4TH!

(unless you REALLLYYY want one)

Hello ACP,

This week we have another episode of Cooking With Bam, where I, former ACP Leader Kenneth1000, cook with ACP’s current leader, Bam117, aka ACP’s new DCP overlord. Aside from being ACP Leader, Bam is also a culinary master, okay well not really. But he’s okay? Okay maybe not, why don’t you decide if Bam is a good cook?

(Owning to the nature of Bam, some of this post might be inappropriate for younger viewers. Viewers discretion is advised!) This is a live PC with Bam, unscripted and laced with profanities!

Click read more to cook with Bam!

Last week, Bam showed us all how to make a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. Pretty cool eh? Today, Bam and I will be making something new. 

❗ How to make Bam style Pizza with Bam ❗

Ken: Okay Bam, whatcha want to make this week?

Bam: Pizza.

Ken: Okay what kind of Pizza?

Bam: Uhhh, a large pizza, EXTRA BACON, with hotdogs on the side. You know like that new Pizza Hut pizza. With the hotdogs and shit.

Ken: So Bam, what is the first step? Wait we need ingredients first.

Bam: First we steal pizza dough from those f****** at DW. Then we use red sauce and melted fizzy cheese to make that shit taste fire. Your gonna block out my cuss words right?

Ken: Yeah, I have to. Except shit.

Bam: Okay thank ******** god. Next we got to go get the parrot meat and extra bacon located near DCP headquarters.

Ken: So how the hell do you actually make the pizza? You only got the ingredients dumb****. Wait, parrot meat?

Bam: You gotta throw it in the gas chamber. I mean OVEN***. You preheat the b**** for 15 minutes and let it warm enough. Then melt the b**** up in the oven for around 45 minutes.

Ken: LOL.

Bam: After you take it out and have a 5 minute inspection to make sure Elmikey hasn’t planted an autotyper bomb in it. Then throw down some layerezzd cheese and some assorted spices in it and CHOW DOWN.

Ken: Wtf, first don’t you have to toss the dough and crap like the Italians do?

Bam: HEY! I’M THE ONE COOKING YOU PRICK! I mean OI OI OI, you got to swirl it like the guy in the pizza parlor, then toss it. We done?

Ken: Yeah. Thanks for teaching the ACP how to make a goddamn pizza.

Bam: *SALUTE* NO PROBLEM! FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!

Ken: Stop that. We aren’t the losers from RPF.

This concludes this week’s episode with Bam. Stay tuned next week for the next episode of my series!

Make sure to comment if you liked it! Join Bam and I next time!

-Kenneth1000, Tнє Ɗυƙє σƒ Ɓrєєzє    

ACP Captain

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