Hey ACP, Purp here again! Welcome to my ACP Recap. This is ACP Recap #27 ( 29th December – 4th January) – Back to normal once again! Today’s title is in Korean. So yeah… let’s start now. I’ve got a lot of things in for you this week!

-beware, it’s pretty disgusting-

ANYONE HAVE THE GUTS TO EAT THIS? ANYONE?
Sunday, 29th of December
Following the victory of another war against LT, ACP had a pretty nice start to the week. There was a UK Ulead, celebrating the awesome victory against LT in the war. We had great sizes of 20-25 and splendid tactics.
UK Ulead [Celebration event]

What’s that, LT? Sorry. We can’t hear you over our awesomeness.
Sizes: 20-25
Tactic rating: 8.9/10
Medals: 3
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Monday, 30th of December:
No events today, but there were a couple of interesting posts. First interesting post: PROMOTIONNNNNS! For the soldiers who haven’t seen yet, check out the December 2013 promotions! Congratsies to our new ACP Moderators: Ballion54, King Mondo, Zach11, Sofia, Domsamillion and Turborobo! Okay now, second post: our new force emblems! What am I talking about? Well, Flipmoo created a new symbol (or emblem, as it’s normally called) for each ACP Force (UK, USA & AUSIA). The UK force symbol consists of two wings, the USA force with two roses (ooh how romantic) and the AUSIA force with a UNICORN! C’mon, a unicorn!? Anyway, yeah. That’s all! Oh, yes and also today was Sercan’s birthday. Happy birthday, Serc!
Click HERE for last month’s promotionnnns! Congratsies to everyone who got a promo!
Click HERE for ACP’s new force emblems!
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Tuesday, 31st of December:
As it is the last day of the amazing year that was 2013, a lot of stuff happened. Let me tell you everything. Alright so firstly, Flipmoo posted a post directed to RPF – the post mentioned pictures of Elmikey saying he ‘has sights on ACP’ for having a war. The post said to RPF that ACP wants to keep a brother alliance with them or else war. Dun dun dunnn! It turned out to be a good ending though, as RPF agreed to stay as a brother alliance. Few! Also today, the senate sign ups were posted! Hopefully they will choose who will be in the senate too. Anyway, we had 3 successful events. One was a nice AUSIA Force event, another was a superb UK Training session and another was a UK/USA New years celebration event!
AUSIA Gaming/Recruiting Session

One of the first people who celebrated new years were the AUSIA force – HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO!
Sizes: 10-15
Tactic rating: 8.3/10
Medals: 3
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UK Training Session

ceeelebrate good times, COME ON!
Sizes: 30-35
Tactic rating: 9.5/10
Medals: 3
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UK/USA Fun Recruiting Session (New years celebration)

and a happy new year to the USA! Or UK!
Sizes: 25+
Tactic rating: 8.4/10
Medals: 3
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Click HERE to Flipmoo’s post to the RPF about Elmikey wanting to declare war on us.
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Wednesday, 1st of January (HELLO 2014!)
No events happened today, but Asdfghjkl888 (a former ACP owner) posted a post called the ACP Leadership Assessments where ACP can vote on how good an owner is doing. And that’s it for today.
Click HERE for Asd’s leadership assessment post!
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Thursday, 2nd of January
Today, the AUSIA Force had a Red vs Blue Practice Battle. Usually these events don’t work out well, but it was a success! The red team won. BOO RED! Anyway, the leadership assessment post’s polls were hacked and so Asdfghjkl888 posted another leadership assessment post, but you need to comment with the owner’s ratings. Thank goodness, now I know who thinks I need to improve! Also today, the CPAC announced the matchings for the CPAC Champion of 2013. Oh yes, and the RPF and ACP agreement got withdrawn and now any fight between ACP and the RPF will be invalid when only Flipmoo is leader.
AUSIA Red VS Blue Practice Battle

GO BLUE GO BLUE
Sizes: 10+
Tactic rating: [No tactics were done, they were done through CP]
Medals: 2
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Click HERE for Asd’s other ACP Leadership Assessments post!
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Friday, 3rd of January:
Wow, today was a very great day. ACP’s AUSIA Force had (once again) another event – a PB VS Nachos (which we won, of course!) and a Training Session with great tactics. At the same time. Next, there was a UK Force Tactic/Training Session (the first UK event of the year) with sizes of guess…
GUESS!
30+? Nope.
60+, yep! 60+. I tell you, this event was awesome. We had impressive tactics and surely rocked it!
AUSIA PB VS Nachos & Training Session [Win]

would you like some farts with that?
Sizes: 12-13
Tactic rating: 8.8/10
Medals: 3
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UK Training/Tactic Session

ujelly armies
Sizes: 55-60+
Tactic rating: 9.4/10
Medals: 4
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Saturday, 4th of January:
Today, the ACP had a USA/UK Tag team battle: ACP & IW VS UMA & AR (AR didn’t come, so it was just UMA!). So who won? No one did. Seriously. Anyway, we had sizes of around 30 and good tactics.
USA/UK PB With IW VS UMA

JOKE BOMB! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN AGES!
Sizes: 25-30
Tactic rating: 8.6/10
Medals: 4
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UK Force
Current average size: 30-35+
Performance rating: 9.4/10
USA Force
Current average size: 15-20+
Performance rating: 8.5/10
AUSIA Force
Current average size: 10-15
Performance rating: 8.3/10
ALTOGETHER: 26.2/30
LAST TIME: 26.3/30
Eek! So close, ACP! So close from last week! It seems like the AUSIA has decreased size from 15-20+ to just 10-15 but the USA has turned from 15+ to 20+ with the USA & UK events going on and the increase in USA soldiers. The UK seemed to be doing very consistent, with constant sizes of 25-30+ and hitting a very good size of 60 this week (which is not that consistent though, we need to be more consistent with these sizes!)
We had 8 events this week. 3 less than last week! We had no USA events (noo!), 2 USA/UK events, 3 UK events and 3 AUSIA events!
The highest sizes we reached this week was up to 60 during the UK Training Session on the 3rd of January. You don’t say! Last week’s largest sizes was just 35-40. Ooh!
23 posts were posted this week – 2 less than last week!
The average number of views we had throughout this week is 1360 views. Last week was only 1016 views!
Exactly 101… yes, I really mean it. 101. I counted it, for real! 101 PEOPLE JOINED ACP THIS WEEK! That’s the most ever since I started ACP Recap. Good job recruiting, ACP! It all makes a difference! The day when most recruits joined was on the 31st of December. By the way, this is 48 more new recruits than last week. WELCOME GUYS!
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Slime’s facts ‘o’ the week
- We all actually live about 80 milliseconds in the past, because that’s how long it takes our brains to process information.
- For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.
- Penguin poop can be seen from space — Since they live in areas covered by snow, the dark color is extremely visible in satellite images.
- 91% of LOL’s are lies!
- 25,000,000 of your cells died while you read this sentence. It’s okay though, your body made more than 300 billion new ones today.
- There are 46 people in the United States named Jesus Christ.
- 2 thousand homes in the UK still only have black and white TV.
- 30 years ago, the amount of memory in your phone would have cost $2,400,000.
- In 2012, the Japanese bought more adult diapers than baby diapers.
- It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 muscles to frown. Frowning also burns more calories than smiling.
- Pluto will complete its first full orbit since its discovery on Monday, March 23rd 2178.
- A thirteen-sided shape is called a triskaidekagon.
- You’re statistically most likely to see a UFO on a Wednesday after 11 PM.
- Since the earth’s rotation is slowing down, today is about 0.00000002 seconds longer than yesterday.
- An idiot is technically an adult with a mental age below 3 years, while a moron is a person with a mental age of 7 to 12 years.
- Mt. Everest is growing approximately the same speed your fingernails grow.
- Nearly 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.
- Because the English language is so complex, every day the average person will create a sentence that has never been spoken before.
- The sun shrinks by about 5 feet every second.
Slime’s weird search terms ‘o’ the week (These are real)
- açğppoooı
- cp army illuminati
- army.lk promotion in 2014 rank of 2lt to lt
- how to get the clothes for dcp on club penguin
- cp world security
- future event clipart
- golden age club calendar february 2014
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이미지클럽 골든 (*translated to Image Club Golden)
- avalanche shark
- us army snow globe
- one of the first dragon ball movie whn booma was a slut on youtube
- 123344567890-=
- new cpps 2013 december
- anyone kill themselves over club penguin
- animated gifs for new years eve
Slime’s Youtube video ‘o’ the week (Video suggested by Nnpingwin- thanksies!)
Slime’s mad lib ‘o’ the week *A mad lib is where you fill in the words of a story and make it sound funny!
Spongebob Squarepants Theme Mad Lib™ (Person in room = person on chat)
Slime’s poll ‘o’ the week
Results from last week:
What’s your favourite cereal?
Corn flakes: 3
Cheerios: 1
Lucky charms: 1
Rice krispies: 1
Golden Nuggets: 1
Capn Crunch: 1
Cinnamon toast crunch: 2
I don’t like cereal: 2
Others: 7 – Honey Bunches of Oats, Serial Killers, HOW COULD U LEAVE OUT REESES PUFFS HOW COULD U SLIME?!, Allen’s Cereal (contains nuts), Wheetabix, Frosted Flakes, An*s Flavoured Pie
Poll ‘o’ the week
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Hope you enjoyed my ACP Recap! Sorry for the super-lateness. I’m so busy.
~Purple Slime4, ACP 2ic
first!!!11 lul pls like
Good post Purp!
LMAO this is the seond Acp recap I read and this one was funnier 😀
Because I actually understood what the title meant in Korean and yeah I think what I chose for the favorite subject I will be the only one who chose that, 😉 look forward to be more active and yeah!
Oh and I enjoyed reading the facts