B-B-BACK TO SCHOOL?! NO THIS CANNOT BE! THIS CANNOT BEEEEEE….

Sup people… and as I always say, PURPLE SLIME HERE! And here I am, yet again for another ACP Recap post. However, I won’t be posting any ACP Recap post next week because I will be changing the days for when I am going to recap ACP’s week! It won’t be Monday to Sunday anymore, it will be Sunday to Saturday (so next ACP Recap will be the 15th to the 21st of September) . Why? So CPAC can see this and figure out what position we can be in the top 10. So yeah – sorry. Anyways, let’s get on with the post…

Hey I just met you.. and this is crazy.. but heres some milk.. so dunk me maybe?

C’mon now, take a look at what we’ve done this week…

Monday, 2nd of September: UK Recruiting Session & USA Training Session

Am I the only one that thinks that the sound from the E+T emote sounds like a duck? (UK Event)

Sizes: 30-35+

Tactic Rating: 8.5/10

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Hey Club Penguin, taste our penguin spit!

Sizes: 20-25

Tactic rating: 9/10

Tuesday, 3rd of September: AUSIA Ulead

😮 the ausia force got more than 30 on CP? holy moley!

Sizes: 27-34

Tactic rating: 7.9/10

Wednesday, 4th of September: AUSIA Recruiting Session

”Why is it so easy to way fish?” ”Sunday!” ”What did the TV do at the beach? ”Tip the ice berg”…

Sizes: 17-23

Tactic rating: 6.9/10

Thursday, 5th of September: UK Recruiting/Training Session

Sizes: Around 40!

Tactic rating: ???

Friday, 6th of September: AUSIA Recruiting Session & UK Recruiting Session

lelena — Whoa, AUSIA! Where did ya go? xD

Sizes: 15+

Tactic rating: 6.7/10

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Golly! The UK’s really on a role this week!

Sizes: 40+

Tactic rating: 7.3/10

Saturday, 7th of September: UK Recruiting/Training Session

The UK Force can cloverize reaaaal good.

Sizes: 25-30+

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

Sunday, 8th of September: UK Recruiting Session

*No pics*

Sizes: 15+

Tactic rating: 6.9/10

Le Awesome UK Force

Current average size: 30-35+

Performance rating: 9.5/10

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Le Epic USA Force

Current average size: 25+

Performance rating: 8.9/10

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Le Amazing AUSIA Force

Current average size: 15-20+

Performance rating: 9/10 (Cuz of the large sizes on CP earlier this week)

ALTOGETHAAAAH: 27.4/30 = Supah Great!

This week we had 8 successful events!

We had 0 unscheduled events.

1 soldier has retired from ACP this week- Hershay. Nuts…

13 posts have been posted this week! Awesomeee.

67 people have joined ACP the past week. That’s more than.. EVER! Wow! Good job recruiting, guys!

Click HERE for the retirement of Hershay (an amazing ACP troop). We’ll miss you!

All new ACP soldiers click HERE if you want to join ACPTR – The Army of CP Training Regiment!

Click HERE if you want to help out for the ACP Elite Recruiting Regiment!

Click HERE if you want to be a part of staff in ACPTR – we have space!

FACTS ‘O’ THE WEEK!

You’ll eat about 35,000 cookies in a lifetime.
The dot on top of the “i” is called a tittle.
A new word is created every 98 minutes.
Slugs have four noses.
Sloths only move 13 feet per minute.
A brand named Georgi produces popcorn and waffle flavored vodka.
There are roughly 144,000 mosquitoes for every person on earth.
When the moon is directly over your head, you weigh slightly less.
Walmart has built stores over four sacred burial grounds since 1998.
A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
The world’s longest ear hair is 25 cm.
A woman in France received a cell phone bill for $15 quadrillion ($15,000,000,000,000,000).