Your body submits, your heart succumbs, so why does your mind resist?
You haven’t heard from me in a while. Apparently y’all thought I was in the hospital. Nope!, I am healthy. Icey Cold27 was having fun leading this army of green penguins on a snowy island and making friends. Even though we were in a tough situation in the war— I think I always had a smile on my face. Everyone has touched me and I’ve touched you, I hope. Memories last a lifetime.
If you haven’t noticed by now I’m trying to make this a memorial retirement post. Oh my, retirement. A word I thought I wouldn’t say for about another two years. But I realized something in the time I was gone. Damn, I’m fifteen tomorrow. I’m going into tenth grade and my future seems actually pretty bright. Some say I don’t act my age (or gender, but that’s a different story) or say I’m just some weird guy doing his thing. Let me skip to the point: I’m no great guy. I’m a normal person. Throughout my entire Club Penguin career, if you call it, I was obsessed with chasing greatness and this superior title. That’s not the way things should be. I’m no different than a six year old or a twenty year old.
Should I give my history? Sure, why not. I’m going to be all legit here. I joined Club Penguin in March 2008 during the first pirate party. Tons of kids were playing it at school so I gave it a shot. You can say I follow the crowd, because I do. So yeah—first pirate party, Rockhopper instantly became my favorite mascot. He still is by the way. For a few weeks leading into a month and a half all I would do when I would come home from fifth grade and go around being a pirate. I’d only wear pirate stuff (even when I first joined ACP.) If my memory serves correct I typed in “club penguin armies,” or something close to that, and found out about FGR. Fort Ghost Recon. At this time Elitesof was still around leading it, or something, and Soccerpr was the leader. Soccerpr introduced me to armies and taught me everything. Even though I joined FGR I never went to any of their events. Most likely I would just go on their chat and well… chat… with people while I was bored. Quickly Soccerpr and I became friends, including Elitesof. But FGR was where I met my first true online friend. Something I’ve never had before. His name was Wsd906. I loved him like a brother. We practically did everything together.
After being in FGR for a while I became inactive, and got sort of bored with Club Penguin because the new rave was Runescape, so I did just that. Made a Runescape account and quickly became a pretty decent player. The kid across the street from me would play Runescape with me all the time. I told him about Club Penguin, he made an account, after twenty minutes we got bored and went back to Runescape. By this time I was entering sixth grade. Sixth grade was as easy as pie so I decided to do the old Google search of Club Penguin armies. This time I came across ACP, the site you are on today, and joined after reading the pages. I was ranked Sergeant by Boomer 20. This day was December 20, 2008. Right when I joined I was even mentioned in a post about Christmas gifts. I got Rock Band that year.
I came on chat again and became registered. The one thing I clearly remember when I first joined and encountered chat was just sitting there. Icey Cold27 did what any typical new recruit would do. Be on Club Penguin all throughout the day, commenting on the site when they see another army. I would do this a lot. Once I got bored of not being notice, hey it happens to all of us, I decided to give the chat thing a go by actually talking. People were all over the place chatting and one particular person stood out to me. She had this really cool blonde girl, with a blue shirt, and I think with a pink outer line or something has her avatar. Lo and behold this girl’s name was Foxtails. Unlike most kids at my school, I had common sense, so I clicked her name and started to private chat her. “hiiiiiiihihihiii!” “heyy” “wutz upp???” “nothing” “kewl” “yeah” “r u new to acp?” “kinda” “welcome” “thxxxxxxxxz” And that’s all it took to convince me to stay in this marvelous army.
So as the years go by (two to be exact) I get ranked up and soon I’m close to the moderator ranks. As a Brigadier General I really got into the trading penguins ordeal. So most of the time you’d see me at Sleet with a rare penguin bragging. Or claiming I worked with Disney, boy would I do anything. So it’s March 2010 and my popularity is increasing. Iasage, retired ACP leader, decides to make me a moderator. Okay, AWESOME! This was a huge moment for me. Before this I was mentioned as one of the best soldiers by Batin in one of his posts. Not bragging, but people were doing the clap emote all over chat when I got the amazing white pawn. I even got a Bronze Medal Award from Matre10 in a defense of Mammoth against UMA. Also a Top Spy Award in SSACP, but apparently it was not an officially approved one so it was taken away rather quickly. These were some of the biggest moments in the online world, no my life. Was that an issue? The internet was taking over my real life. Who needed friends when you could be popular on the internet? Whatever. By this time I was in seventh grade and, to this date, seventh grade was the worst year when it came to grades.
It’s a fact that all moderators once in a while hit that attention stage. I had mine close to the end of the school year. I just wanted people to notice me. It’s not a crime. I feel bad for everyone who had to deal with me back then. How annoying; I’d ramble on about hearts and a band called NeverShoutNever. How life is depressing and full of questions. I got over this quickly. What a weird thing to happen though. Looks like I was becoming a teenager.
Blahblahblah, I became a Division General. Before that Lillie Rose and I had created a “dream team” for Echo (consisting of only us two) to provide extra help to the leaders of Echo. At this time I believe it was Jediseth. After the “dream team” realized it was nothing but a name Lillie Rose made the ACPSS which I joined. It was like SSACP but the SS was at the end of ACP. Clever, huh? I give much props to her. Once I became a Division General I saw it as an opportunity to became this leader-like guy who will take over the world. I treated Echo like an army. I got a practice battle with Nachos, and bam, we beat them. Of course a little help from Matre10 but it was one amazing battle. To this date I believe this is the reason I got third in command. As we continue on now it is summer, my birthday month, and I’m up for third in command. THIRD IN COMMAND? What? No way. Not true. Never in a million years. Foxtails slipped in a word for me to Matre10, the current leader, and he thought I was a good choice. After Jediseth and Lucario (the WW guy) retired it was time to promote people. Out of the two people who got it, I was ownered first. Apparently I was the “obvious” choice and it was no surprise. Everyone was expecting me. Second person was Aero Master which I think came as a surprise.
My first post was about golden gates opening since I became owner and I’m obviously the coolest person ever. Oh, not to mention something about beating Boomer 20 at well… everything. I WIN, RIGHT? Obviously you can tell I was growing some steel balls. Like Obama, I had promised all of these things and that I’d be the best there ever was. What do you guys think?
No doubt I became this extremely active dude that did anything he could to get a promotion or be the best there ever was. Here is where I take a break; I’m going to admit, so don’t judge. I think I’ve been cut short a little. Do I really think I’m the best? Hell no. Do I think I shocked people? Yeah—I did some things that were pretty decent. ANYWAYS, it didn’t take long for Bobcatboy10 to be promoted to leader and me as his second in command with the smart toilet guy, Klug. I didn’t stop there. Had to keep on going, knowing I was only a sprint from the finish line (leadership) and I would stop at nothing. Sort of had a reality check when Klug retired saying that it’s hard to do something/stand out when I was there being this ultra active guy that did more things than needed. People would compare Klug to me, and wouldn’t end up so well for the poor toilet. Maybe I looked at that as a good thing, “WOOOHOO I’M BETTER THAN I THOUGHT!” Then some stuff went down. ACP owners were fighting all the time and everyone threatened to quit each day. I would have my run-ins with Bobcatboy10 and Dryvit and we’d fight nonstop. I’d do the ragequit thing, and then everyone would scream at me and I’d stay. Never officially doing anything. ACP was on a bad hill going down and nobody was willing to open their eyes and see this.
December 7th I became temporary leader, due to Bobcatboy10 having huge issues with his computer. My goal was to make sure when he came back he noticed ACP never dipped down. I had pressure with retired leaders’ private posts from November saying how displeased they were. So I entered us in the “End of the Year” tournament and got a few practice battles. We were off. We did amazing throughout the tournament, I’m sure you all know that, and we were in the finale after hard work. We got one hundred and thirty-five people on Club Penguin and the chat. That was the happiest day of my life. Yes, my life.
When Bobcatboy10 got back he noticed this and promoted me. Demoting himself. Throughout my time in my first leadership we got in a sticky war with IW. Arcticsleader and I were always fighting about who won what. Gill and I had our friendship on the line. That ended, and we all became best friends forever. Then we got in a bad war with Nachos. That ended quickly. Then one of the first cold wars’ ever, in my opinion, against NW which escalated into a Nacho-NW v. ACP war. It was miserable. Vendetta, NW leader, and I hated each other’s guts. Both sides would ruin ceasefires, and get in each other’s business, and even claim each other of being terrorists. Where is the fun in that? Then I had gone on vacation (like, cruise and with my family) and when I got back I was extremely ill learning I had a disease. After that was all settled and I got my medications the war was over with us winning Fog. I decided to step down to a rank Flipper7706 and Kenneth1000 agreed upon, Chat Advisor. Shaboomboom awarded me with the Medal of Honor (which I still have) for my efforts before the whole Nacho-NW v. ACP thing. Pretty, isn’t it? From Chat Advisor I stayed for a few months, than I went to Lt. General as a moderator for a while. From that I progressed to temporary second in command to second in command to leader to now, well, this.
Personally liked my second time as a second in command then my first time. I was giving more awards, everyone in ACP was liking the way I was dealing with things, I became influential, a contest for legend, known as one of the best owners in ACP, and was having legit fun more than I ever had. Icey Cold27 was expected to be the next ACP leader with a lot of expectations. Which, threw me off. Could I be able to pull it off? I know I wasn’t ready. I still am not ready. Slider would have been a better choice. He deserved his chance and hopefully he knew he had me for all his questions.
Now to talk about the famous unknown army. CPU meaning Club Penguin Union. It started off as a unofficial patrolling group for ACP, called Tootie Patrol of CP, that I made with Speeder109. Ultimately it escalated into this huge project of friendship with the best memories I’ve ever had in the online world. Basically we were just a small army that kicked ass. We made a lot of small army history that is unknown to everyone. Reporting sites weren’t really heard of at this time. The biggest we got CPU was to the number one medium army. But that wasn’t the fun CPU I had created. CPU will always stand as the best army ever with the best legacy ever. I don’t care what you say. Thank you to everyone whom was a part of that wonderful experience.
For once in my online life I felt as if I haven’t failed you guys. I think I’m leaving on a good note, which brings me to why I have been inactive for so long. No one knows about this, not even my Urika, because I wanted all of you to know at once. Is it a big deal? No, not really. About a few weeks ago my cousin’s grandfather started to get ill. He’s all old and has some major health issues in the past so it was more like a “same-old-same-old” thing. On Sunday he passed away. I never met him, so that’s not why I was inactive. My cousin, whom I am so incredibly close to you can’t understand, was pretty upset about this. To make matters worse his funeral is on my birthday. And to top it off she is leaving our state for four years. She will be there to see my graduation, but not like prom and other stuff. That made me EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY disappointed and sad. She’s leaving so soon and I won’t get to see her. I’ve been spending much time with her. I’ve always been watching the Olympics with her via text. Go Team USA!
Honestly it’s nothing huge. Nothing that’s made me this depressed little guy that sits in an emo corner. Not at all. I’m EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY happy for my cousin. Just bummed out, y’know? With all of this going on I was with my friends at time and I’m learning how to drive. Surprise!, today is also my birthday. Surprise!, I take my permit test tomorrow. Life moves on pretty quickly when you aren’t in front of the computer all of the time. I like life. Not sure if I can commit to this anymore. I was planning to do this all in December but now was the perfect time to do it. I hope you know that I love you all so much and this was never easy to do. It took me that whole time of not being on the computer to decide. My family doesn’t really like my health choices (of being on the computer all the time.) Sure my mom is supportive of this community but I know she isn’t fond of it. She’d rather see her son be this Olympic guy who can run across the world. It’s so obvious too. Like when we’re watching America’s Got Talent and these young kids come out and she’s like “Why can’t you try to strive for something like that?” “Why don’t you get off your butt and do something?” She’s obviously hinting at something. Is it time to get to the part where I talk about my friends? No particular order, alright? People who are underlined are people I’ve been “married” to.
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Etac14: I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M DOING THIS. You have always been there for me since we meet over a year ago. My xatspace says it all. We’re closer than two butt cheeks in a tight speedo. Nothing will drive us a part as our time of being friends. Crazy how close we’ve gotten. My mother finally trusts me and you for once. Let’s be awesome together for a long time, okay? You’re one of the best leaders I’ve seen. Don’t let anyone say different. You’re the funniest, the coolest, the chilliest, the everythingiest person ever. You did amazing with IMAF. You did amazing with FW. You did amazing with ACP. You did amazing with AW. Thank you SO much for being there by my side for everything since day one.
Omega90: You’re long gone. You won’t read this. Thanks for being there for me when I was still new, you always could find something to laugh at.
Twingy: My official mentor. I don’t freaking care what other people say. I’ve always looked up to you. You look like me so we now have to be brothers… again.
Kooldude247: Congratulations, you were on the top of my friends list while I was doing this. Thanks for remaking CPU. It gave me lots of faith in armies. You’re really nice.
Z: Okay, we aren’t like friends but we talked. You were my favorite RPF leader, I think. We were close to making an alliance one time. We chatted for a while.
Jujuflower: You were there for me that one time where I think I was my weakest. I feel so sorry for you and how people treat you. Stay strong, girl.
Dj: We were so close to ruling the world together! Oh well. You are crazy obsessed with power but that’s what I love about you. And dang, you’re smart when it comes to ruling the world. Do well with RPF. I’ll be the “big brother” watching maybe. OOHOOHOHOHO
Shaboomboom: I love you. People judge you and what you did. You taught me some things. I wish you told me more and whatnot but whatever. I’m not going to praise you because there are some things that we fought about. But hey, we had very nice chats and we were like dudes in action together at one point. I think you even gave me some powers. I love you more than Boomer, shhh. You’ve trusted me with a lot of stuff. Thanks for everything, man. I can’t say it enough.
Carter: At this point everyone is private chating me and figuring out I’m at Flirt. You are a special one. Hopefully you’ll find a lot of love someday. I would’ve made you second in command, by the way. But that would be unfair. You’re a popular dude and you’re cool. You have an interesting life and you need to remember how thankful light can be. Remember, light. It’s deep.
Tori: Hai dere. We’ve been through a ton this past year haven’t we? You’re the first girl, ’nuff said. Remember when I use to go by Gus? Only for you. You’re superbly nice and have a nice taste in music. And cats/dogs. I know where you live and I’ll visit you every day until I die. .:-:. Froggie says hi, ribbit-ribbit.
Slider: I left you on a bad note. I’m going to be honest, wasn’t extremely fond of you. But we were second in commands together and I appreciate all that you’ve done in ACP. You were ready for leader. Trust me.
Cas: You’re old in armies and you like the queen. Is that supposed to be capitalized?
Asdfghjkl: Very creative kid. Sorry you went through all of that ACPTR drama.
Reece: We talk like every day. You’re 20% cooler ever since you joined ACP. Stay that way.
Vinny: One of AR’s greats. Probably the reason why ACP and AR are so close. You’re a decent leader from what I’ve heard.
A: We talk every day too. You’re pretty funny and sometimes I get in your little issues, but I hope it’s because you love me. Remember to be nice to girls or they’ll all eat you one day.
Monsoon: TWINZIE! Hey everybody, this girl is my twinzie. We’ve had some really rough times. But some pretty cool times. Don’t let what other people think about you get in the way of your actions. Be yourself because that’s when you’re the coolest. Cyber hug for you.
Feeticey: You forever will be called Jessie by me now. Hai dere, Jessie!
Tes: You have ideas, now put it to paper. Sorry about ACPTR. And try to be a more upfront moderator.
Bfan: I have a Pokemon named after you. I don’t know what the Pokemon is called. It’s a squirrel thing that you can catch right away in HG/SS. You better feel proud.
Lillie: Homestuck is not for me. Dream team forever though, okay? Otherwise you ignore me. But I still find you fascinating.
Burito: I like to talk like you “lmao.” It’s so funny “lmao.” Hope you have a great life “lmao.” Taco “lmao.”
Noka: You are so random and loveable. Now I know what you look like and the weird noises you make.
Antant98: You will be a great ACPTR leader, so stay doing that.
Foldez: I’ve always felt like you’ve never liked me. Or that you’re always just cranky. Either way you’re an active moderator. Just lighten up, okay? For me.
Wgfv: Remember when we use to be great friends? Good, me neither. I’m hilarious, but seriously, we had those fun conversations where we’d try to find better music than the other. I won all the time in my dreams.
Joker: Another person that I love. The first Nacho to ever be loved by me. We both dearly enjoy watching anime and have a lot in common. Too bad we fought recently. Other than that we always would cyber-date each other from time to time. At least to me.
Rock (AmongTheDarkness): I don’t know much about you. You’re my friend though so hey.
Darkstar262: If I remember you’ve jumped from name to name. You’re in AR right now, right? Good luck.
Rex: I respect you a ton. You’ve done wonders for Pretzels. You’re so nice so you better love me.
Wolfgang: I know like a million people named wolfgang on sites. You’re the coolest one and the first though.
Cait: You’re my little sister! I’ve always been there for you. You’re the best softball player ever. Go major, girl. Your big brother forever, got it? Chat me up whenever you need me.
Coolster114: Another guy I respect a ton. You’ve given FGR and UMA life.
Boomer 20: Out of all the people in this list you better feel like god. Ever since I’ve known about you, I’ve wanted to beat you. Popularity, sizes, speeches, awards, YouTube videos, subscribers, lovers, twitter followers, and anything else. You can say that you’re the one that inspired me. Or pushed me to go crazy. But none of that is your fault. You’re just that guy that everyone will try to beat. You can’t beat the master now, can you? Thank you for being there for me through the rough times and understanding. You’re hilarious and you actually talk to me. That made me even more crazed. I WILL GET YOU ONE DAY. Or maybe not. Maybe once I work at Caribou I can say I got a higher position at Caribou than you ever will get. Yeah—that’ll work.
Bobcatboy10: Bob, Bob, Bob. Your leadership was nice and really helped me become a decent leader. Thanks for giving me leader when I deserved it. You’re one of the few Club Penguin army leaders who actually cared about going on Club Penguin and having fun. That was really inspirational stuff.
Obby: I get to join you in retirement. You always brought me to your meetings or when we could just talked. Nicest Nacho ever… I think. Yep, definitely my favorite.
Joee: Even though you’re in LT, we managed to talk once in a blue moon. Funny and nice, and serious when it matters.
Alex: You still obsessed with xats? You could have gone farther in ACP.
Gordy: I don’t know what to put here, so hey. You’re one of the best trolls out there.
Samra: Sorry we could never get to our date. Erica would find out since she’s back and all. You’re really funny! Just don’t let all those boys get in your pants. Stay strong and show off that woman power. I think you could be an okay leader.
Alf: We don’t talk anymore but I remember when ACP and DCP use to be best buds. You were one of the key factors.
Maria: Had I of known you were Smexybanana earlier we would probably be closer. We still are very close, right? Especially when we’re giving each other cyber-rose stuff. Oh those are the days.
Np: You hop armies. Like a frog. Stay in Ninjas and do them well. They deserve you.
Disco: We became friends when we both got into AW. AW was the best, especially with you. You’re so nice and funny, and you like ponies, no?
Nots: We became friends when I approached you with an alliance deal. You never realized I was in BP before either.
Emmalise: We were so tight. You, Gabby, and I were like princesses. Well I was the prince. Keep Gabby happy.
Matt: Don’t be mad that I beat you at Mario Kart. And I’m expecting to play you again. Pretty please! You invited me into your little secret site and I loved everything about it. Here’s a secret; I’ve always envied your group.
Grillchz200: We talked. Hey!
Spi: You’re my love and my enemy (Amon.) Do you still like LoK? If so, we have a lot of debating to do my friend. Also, are you and Tay still mad at each other?
Step Up: Thank you tons for being there for Elites. You’re a great guy. Congratulations on moderator. Take that, LT!
Paco: You’re Mexican right? Funny conversations we’ve had.
Zak: I’ll watch American Idol only for you. We’ve had lots of fights recently but we know whom to blame. Please stay legit.
Fort: I look up to you too. You’ve got that popularity thing down. Thanks for inviting me to play Mario Kart. That was a highlight.
Ganger: Well I was a soldier under you and you won’t let me forget it. A word of advise, if I may, I think you’ve done your job here. If you’ve already left, my bad, but I think you’ve done what you’ve done and you did great. Another great leader!
Pochoma: Kingdom Hearts fan forever. You getting DDD like me? Thanks for making me that avatar. It was really nice and got you into that animated avatar thing. I think. You’re hilarious and nice. The only thing I’ve got to say is try to be a little more calm when giving orders. Of course, you’re retired so it doesn’t matter. I still love you and need you. Please talk to me.
Supra: One of my favorite LT people ever. You’re hilarious and acknowledged me even though LT hated my guts. You see both sides of everything; which is a nice quality.
Roojer: How could I forget you here you little caterpillar? I just made that up. I met you in AW and now you’re like in every freaking army. Have fun with that.
Icey20115: Why you go and steal my name? Just kidding. Nice kid.
Blizzard880: You need to be taught a lesson, truthfully. I’ve been there for you a ton, not expecting to get anything in return and you just continue to disappoint. Please realize what you do is stupid. You did great things with BW. I miss that army.
Unk: You’ve been all over the place too. I liked your MFW times. They were the coolest.
Bri: You’re one of my favorite… um… Bri I know. Everyone tends to hate you. I’ll love you forver. Kind of like those situations where you love somebody but they don’t love you back. Sorry I don’t love you back. You were the best WW leader. You got me to rejoin like fifty times.
Uno: Ultimately you got myself and my mom into MLP. You make really amazing music too, by the way.
Dan Lorenzo: Thanks for all the videos you take. I still remember that stunt you pulled trying to be a girl and all. Your cheat site is one of the best. Keep on rocking, broski.
Tal: I’m not sure if you hate me or not. We’ve had really fun times though!
Hattrick: I have to put you here because your name has confused me forever. Plus you like cars. You should meet my grandfather.
Galaxie3: Hey, buddy. Sorry I won’t be there when you regain your modship. Don’t be so down about other people’s opinions. You are what makes you, you. Play nice.
Mew2red: Not sure what happened to you. You could have gone far.
Saint/QSaint: You’re my favorite girl leader… oh wait! I remember when you retired and you still came on chat secretly and talked to me. You were freaking hilarious. Sure you weren’t the best leader but you seriously made me laugh. You inspired me to do crazy and hilarious things. Did you throw a penny at Noka in high school yet? That will always make me laugh. Visit sometimes because some of us miss you dearly.
Kid Robot: We’ve talked and I’ve tried to steal your penguin. Didn’t turn out so well. You were always nice to me.
Person123: We never talked. But you made me laugh a lot… mostly on TinyChat. Good luck in college or wherever you’ll be in the next five years.
Rapidy: You made ACP forums which were my favorite. This got me into forums which is where I am heading to. You’re pretty funny too.
Purple King: We were very close once upon a time.
Ambercrombe: That one summer where we would stay up watching Spongebob… yeah.
Mariosatr: Nice kid. I still have trouble understanding why you left, but you had huge potential.
Swimmerboy: I love how concentrated on IMAF you were for a while. Remember to stay positive.
Vince: I first met you on Runescape then we magically bumped into each other in Club Penguin armies. We use to be pretty close of friends on Runescape.
Nono: Thanks for being bread.
Clint: You acknowledged my being back in the days too. Maybe it was because you were Echo leader or something. Didn’t you make an ACP story once?
Luc: Thanks for retiring which gave me second in command. Not much else to say.
Sol: You’re hilarious. People just don’t understand your humor at times, including me.
Seanehawk: Guess what everyone, this guy and I use to be friends. I supported you after you were overthrown and followed you to IW for a while. Then you stopped talking to me. Still live in MN?
Dee: Don’t act like you don’t love me. You’ve done miracles with CPUN. CPUN is one of the greatest websites I’ve ever seen.
Fluffyboy3: Like Disco, we didn’t really become friends until AW. Thanks for sticking through it.
Ryan: You stole that third in command spot from me for a long time. Apparently you bribed. Either way, after you retired we became friends and you introduced me to help. Maybe I’ll make a comeback.
Sofia: We tried to be workers at help. Look how that turned out. You were destroying me by points.
Kakakoran: Did I spell that right? You’re a boy genius. You tried to help me with nation stuff a lot and alliances/war when I was first starting out.
Wsd906: Thanks for being my truly first friend and going on Club Penguin with me all the time.
Skloop: I still like to think that I was your mentor in ACP someway. You had a great Club Penguin career.
Soccerpr: Thanks for starting me.
Trickster: Really smart guy. You stood up for me in the legend committee situation.
Supperz: Remember the good Elites? Oh I do.
Smartuin: You were a whiner but you did your job when asked. You never finished that ACP saga.
Chapa23: You’re younger than I thought and you’ve accomplished tons.
Draggy: MY FIRST LOVE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, PLEASE FAT ME. FAT ME ALL YOU WANT. HOW ARE YOU DOING IN COLLEGE, JEMIMMAMAMAMAAA? YOU LIKE SYRUP, GIRRRL.
Noseycjr: You interviewed me and use to be one of my extreme followers.
Falling: Girl, you’re gorgeous. And funny. And talented.
Gill: Even though things never worked out we still loved one another.
Maxthepen: I remember you being legit, cool, and you recorded me once. That makes you awesome.
Meggis: You’re going to make me go crazy for you. You little stud.
Oagalthorp: I wouldn’t be anywhere without you. Thanks for being my little mentor and caring so much about ACP.
Jojojordan: How are you doing? You doing fine? Are you done with IMAF? You should reconsider. Sorry I disappointed you when I had told you I was done with soccer.
Zzztops: We had this master plan to bring back the color wars. Then you left me.
Speeder: You’ve been one of my closest friends for a long time. You’re always thinking about me when it matters.
Peg: PEG, YOUR VOICE… I CAN NOT HANDLE. I LOVED ALL THE STORIES ABOUT PEG-CITY AND WHATNOT. YOU ARE A TRUE GENIUS. PLEASE BECOME PRESIDENT.
JingleJay: One of my first ACP friends. You, Peg, and I were like the three musketeers.
Gwami: I’ve always respect you sort of. But apparently you threw me under the bus recently. No hard feelings. You’re a success story.
Foxtails: There is so much to say about you. I’ve made it clear. Without you I probably wouldn’t have joined ACP. You’ve been there for me a lot without me knowing and we’ve had long conversations before. Even though you may not care/know, I’d consider you a best friend.
Thom: You were so chill, as I remember you. You were a great Echo leader.
Div: Thanks for scamming me, but you were always so loveable. I still love you. I remember trying to convince you to come back. That didn’t work out.
Kg: Another guy I look up to. You and Fort are just so cool (sorry, I started laughing here because I accidently started to type fart instead of Fort.)
Bluey: At this point in time I can’t remember much about you. I do sort of remember us talking.
Icefin: You were hilarious! No one can compare to how funny you were. You were always so liked.
Medz: You were my little Nacho girl. Though you’re older.
Nina: One of the first girls I actually talked to. You are chill as well and always kept your cool about everything.
Fiasco: Recently I think we’ve really been bonding. We’ve gotten closer than I’ve ever thought we would. Nice, nice.
GlostikCP: The first girl I became legit friends with online.
Joey: We went through a lot together. Thank you so much for all the powers you’ve given me. It helps.
Jerry: Another leader that I will always respect.
Motor20: Still hate me? That turtle island game was looking cool, bro.
Packer: I’ve always been fond of your name. Have you made an ACP story before?
Batin: Holy crap! You were one of the best third in commands in the history of everything in my opinion. You really listened to the soldiers and got everyone involved.
Chase50: One of my old time friends. You could have done good things.
Happyman444: People would always get us mixed together.
Snowballpink: I have always pictured you as this strong girl. You did great with ACPTR and you made tons of friends.
Sonicthe1: Thanks for having faith in me and letting me help you out on the site. You made the best CPMV!
Funkiflurry: We talk all the time and we have always been there for each other. I don’t think you were expecting this.
Kingfunks: You’re the next leader. No pressure. Remember NCP? Remember the original PW? Try to be more nice and involved with the soldiers.
Ekpenguin09: We’ve been together for a long time but haven’t really taken account for it. Don’t worry, I remember everything. You’ll be a great dude.
Capncook: You’ve helped me through a lot and we finally got to work together. You were my right-hand man. Sorry to cut it short so soon. Your amazing with tactics.
Emp: Carter, you and I were the new generation of three musketeers.
Stew20: I’ve always had faith in you and you’ve been one of my favorite owners in a long time. I was so disappointed in what Flen did to you. Thanks for sticking with ACP. Try to be a little more positive.
Iceacelace: We were best friends for a long time. You could never get me to join Nachos, eh?
Tanman: Why must love feel like a battlefield?
Kenneth1000: I’m going to be straight up honest with you. I was never a huge fan of your leadership or why you stayed leader for so long. But I give props to you because you’ve done it for so long. I’ll never be able to do that.
Freddy: We use to sing Katy Perry songs to each other all the time. I WANT TO SEE YOUR PEACOCK-COCK-COCK. YOUR PEACOCK-COCK.
Paddy: We were very closet (see what I did there?) friends. I remember when you still went by Wiggle. I’ve always imagined you to be my cousin. When do I get your TFM account?
Gabby (IW): Thrillville.
Fever: One of the top funniest girls. We were friends for a very long time and then you got inactive. I’ve also picture you to be one of my cousins. You got me into the whole wanting to be famous thing.
Matre10: You started it all (when it came to ownership) so I thank you for the opportunity.
Billy Mays: Did you stop doing PMV? You were doing some very nice beats. We were friends for a while. Longer than I’d imagine.
Ias: You gave me moderator. I’ll always say you’re the funniest guy ever.
Hurricanex1: Stop jumping from army to army. You need to stay in one army and do big. My suggest? Start PI over again. Please. That was a shitload of fun.
Gadunka345: What’s with you and being racist? You always would pursway me in any way for you to get moderator.
Khimhoe: We’ll still talk to each other on TFM a lot, I’m sure. You were another great person I looked up to. You gave me the chance to lead Elites to the best.
Flipper7706: Refer to Kenneth1000’s paragraph. Other than that, we were actually friends and talked more when you retired. We both like ponies, wooohoo.
Keys: You were a very cool guy.
Jack: I forget, are you German or Irish? I think it’s Irish. You told me a lot of secrets. We trusted one another. You also did stuff for CPU.
Smsm3: I think we were pretty good friends back in the days. I think you get too much into hacky business now.
Catstew: You’ll always rant about CPU for me.
Monsterfully: Don’t be so sad. Remember all the good times. I use to share my stories from Hawaii to you all the time.
Vunny Owl: We had a lot of fun when I was in seventh grade. Yeah, I even remembered the year for you. Where did you run off to?
Larry Guy: You loved Total Drama and so did I. You also showed me the TD site which meant I started to love you. Wish we stayed in contact.
Totojess: Hey, Ellen. Remember that fire is the best element. We trusted one another a lot. It was always funny to see you come online and say random stuff then just leave.
Ben Quincy: A great small army leader.
Danny: You were one of my favorite ACP moderators. Then all of the sudden you got Nacho leader.
Houndy: Next time you’ll get her.
Elnino: One of the best CPU owners.
Elimz: hayyy grilz nowaz w3 canzz umehemmm liekdo wut 3vrr w3 wtttnz
Cg: Dude, you’re cool.
Jediseth: Thanks for retiring which lead to me getting second in command.
Zara: Oh the ever so classy Zara. You could have gone down in female history if you would have stayed longer.
Jet: Your adventures were crazy.
Sai: You were nice to me and were there for me when it was about GT.
Liam: You were in CP armies for a day then you moved to YouTube and became a huge TD success. Why did you leave me? I’ll stab you when I find you.
Leewee: IT was great.
Thebester5: We trusted one another… maybe too much.
Daniel: Austin introduced us to one another. You still talk to me sometimes.
Austin: I’d never forget you buddy. We were the best of friends and we were inseparable. We still talk a ton on TFM. I always backed you up saying you were the best AR leader. You’re my younger brother even though you’re older. Hopefully we still talk a lot.
Kong7: To troll or not to troll?
MoopsieLips: You got me on CP a lot and introduced me to a lot of forums. You left for no reason.
Mitch: We trust each other and you were there for me a lot. You backed me up and helped me plan how to make ACP chat the best there was. Which lead to us getting big.
Lizz: Even though we never really talk we act like we’re in love sometimes.
Twi: Sorry I had to retire while you rest away at camp. You’re another great leader and a great friend. We have so much in common. You’re also quite hilarious. You make everything funny. You’re my it girl, bro.
Gaby: I won’t forget you when it matters. We made a lot of pictures with each other.
Term: Termy Wermy! You had some pretty amazing posts.
Charizard58: I like to pretend we are friends.
Coolto: Be yourself and try to stay out of your brother’s shadow.
Watex: We talked quite a lot. You and I should have made a partnership.
Reddavis: I stuck up for you because I was in that situation once.
King Kinn: Good friend.
Samantha: You were never in armies but boy would we gossip for hours. You got me popular at Monchocho.
Gabby: We’ve been through the universe together. More downs than ups. Recently I just deleted all of our emails from my account. It was fun looking them all over again. Not everyone hates you.
9ooo: You’ll be one of those guys who always annoyed me no matter what you said.
Eddy: I’d like to pretend we’re cool at one point.
Maz: You were SSACP leader, or still around, when I was in it.
Nathancool1: Another person who could go far. We use to be small army enemies back when you had NCP.
Purple Slime: Fizzy cheese!
Enn: We’ve shared a lot of moments together.
Miroos: For some reason you’ve relied on me for some things. You even made me MFW leader once.
Zach: Thanks for doing PI with me. You were a huge help when Hurri wasn’t around.
Djyaseen: Such a nice kid that is forgotten.
Twitchy: Another guy so dedicated to the Elites when I was around.
Tempahh: Thanks for doing that whole Elites thing with me. We were super close than.
Antman: Don’t let life get you down. You gotta’ keep your head up.
Splashy: Sorry I had to do this to you. You deserve a lot in life. You’re one of my current best friends and we’ve been through a lot. We’ve learned to get through things together. We will be friends for a long time. I’ll cheer for you at the Olympics.
Weatherboy: All of your contests are freaky weird. But we have technical private chats about explosions.
Jessie: We became friends really quickly.
Drust: Like Jessie, we became friends quick. Our friendship lasted and we’ve helped each other out a lot. Plus we’re both really random and are into the same type of music. Soon we shall both learn how to play the piano.
CPMaster: We talk all the time. You’re the true Paramore fan.
Funbob: You’ve been getting in a lot of trouble lately, mister. Keep your nose clean. Other than that you’re a cool guy with a sometimes strong opinion.
Simply Leave: You’re really active. And a nice person. I just figured out you’re a boy. Sorry about that.
Sparling Diva: What a nice woman. Yes, woman. You were always so mature for your young age.
Snaily5: Holy hot babies! You are one determined little sucker.
Blupichu: Hey, buddy. Haven’t talked in forever.
Bluenev: You said we’d keep in contact but we never did.
Tootsiepop: Someone recruited you to AW and then we became friends. You’re a nice one and I think you’re meant to be on news sites.
Mustapha: Together forever.
Hunger: We’ve been brothers for a while.
Mach: I almost forgot about you. Just kidding, I would never. Hey!
Light: Ponies, ponies, ponies. Give me back my Alice…. do-do-do flutterwonder.
Jake: You’re just like me when it comes to sarcastic. You make a bored chat come alive with the things you say. I wish you hadn’t retired. We’ll be friends for a long time if you keep coming on chat. Especially since you were in AW and all. We became very close friends.
77Hockey: I was going to put you here originally but I thought you’d be scared and run away. You clearly love Janelle. If only you know how much that name means to me.
Bird: You were the first person to give me a nickname. “Iced” suits me well. You’ve done good. I really like you because you understand that armies are suppose to be fun. Good luck.
Iron:It’s funny trying to translate your xatspace and trying to understand it. My word of advice is to stay positive, mi amigo.
Your last words where given, Everyone cried
About me? Yes, Not much but I coudn’t hold the feeling
You where missing for a while, That you even died.
Well, Back to the tears, I’ll wait for the healingI had great moments with you
Back when I hated you on ’10′s Summer
All the way when I rose up in WW5, That time, When we just stomped NW like a bull
For all what you’ve done to the army, You should have a parade, filled with DrummersYou won’t be forgotten, your deep friend will keep your memory alive
I swear, when I rise all they way to the top, you will be my inspiration
Your 15th birthday is the same day you retired, This is my gift.
I will follow your steps, In that same directionI am crying while I am making this
Not of sadness, but of joy, This is something you simply don’t want to miss
I hope this poem gives you Satisfaction.
From best regards, To my deep Friend Noah, Iron.
Pie: Thanks for making life here difficult. But you had solid points that made me realize stuff.
Ioioluk: I just don’t understand you. I’m sure if I was in LT I would though.
Vendetta: Sup.
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I guess this is a goodbye? It doesn’t seem real anymore. Of course I will miss you all but it’s really my time to move on. I have nothing left to give. I’ll be the first to admit—I’m not the leader type. I’ve never been a leader. Not even in the real world. Leading ACP has been a difficult challenge for me. More difficult than it should have been. I like to pretend I’ve done some great things for ACP. Yeah, I did a few things here and there but I wish I could do a bit more. I know though that will most likely not happen. No more coming back and trying to fit in again for me.
As my requests, I guess, I’d still like to be an owner on chat. I guess I already got that down, right? All of my medals and whatnot stay the same. Unless I get more which is always a pleasure. I honestly don’t care if I’m taken off the site. I want to forever be known as: “Icey Cold27, the best ACP leader that ever was and he finally beat that Boomer guy and put him in the dust. Yeah, Icey Cold27 was epic.” I know it’s a long name but we can all live with it. I’d also like this post to be stickied for like a week or something. I deserve that much, right?
Nobody will be getting my penguin for now. Shocker, right? I forever will still love Disney and will try to be at the party. If I really get bored I may even go on CP for fun since I’m that much of a nerd. Today on CP I am 1556 days old. That turns out to be about 4.7 years. That means I was almost in CP for 5 years, and ACP for about 4.3 years. Dang does time go by so fast. I seriously remember being a kid and joining all of this. This was a ton of fun.
As in the way to communicate to me from now on. I will still be on xat. Maybe you’ll spot me on a CP chat, maybe not. From now on I’m moving to a Kingdom Hearts forum that I’ve had for a while but was never active in. Yeah—I’m growing all up. One of the best ways to communicate with me is to contact Erica. She knows everything about me and will probably be able to answer your question. If you want to friend me on TFM my username is obviously Mchappy. The forum site I’m going to is secretive but if you can find the site and me my name is Runay there. I’ll try to still visit a lot until I know it’s truly time to move on for good. You can’t quit cold turkey, right?
My family is going to be really proud of me for doing this. More importantly, I want my online family to be proud of me. You guys all have made a huge difference in my life. Even though I can’t see your faces and whatnot, you have all touched my heart and the memories of these times have been burned into my heart. In real life I’m an average Joe and typically get along with everyone. It’s hard being in CP armies and having a whole army or community of people hating on you. That’s why I ask from the bottom of my heart, to let me know if I made you all proud. It may seem like begging or something, but I just want to know I did my job. I want to know I did the best I could with all of you and that I helped ACP becoming this greater empire. So please tell me. Did I make you guys proud? Were you proud to call me your leader?
Your body submits, your heart succumbs, so why does your mind resist? This quote was at the beginning of my post. My body is ready to leave, my heart is prepared, but my mind still has a tornado of possibilities. This was a hard process with a lot of thinking going into it. Erica and I would talk a lot about this. Even though it may not seem like it but I think I left ACP at a good time. I have lead twice and done what I have needed to do. Someone else can do things that I had my mindset for. The next leader can contact me anytime and I’ll always be ready to help out. I got extremely addicted to this game and I need to learn to live my life. I’m a teenager and I decided I didn’t want any distractions to living out my life. Learning the upside to everything and just being myself.
Here comes the tears rolling down my face. Knowing that all of these years are soon to be over. Of course I hope to continue to be friends with everyone and meet new friends. I’ve put a lot of heart and strength into this army revolution online. I would like to be known as a great friend, a loyal leader, and a studious soldier. Honestly I’d never want this experience to end if this was my full-fledged job. But there is a life out there waiting for Icey Cold27 to take advantage of. Saying goodbye will be one of the toughest challenges I think I’ve faced in a long time. You’ve all become such an important part of my life. Answering your calls, leading you into battle, and most importantly being your friend. Friendship lasts a lifetime, and sometimes into the next life, so let’s see if we together can accomplish that.
As I have promised and said for so long my retirement song will be linked. It will be the song I Missed You (Slipped Away) by Avril Lavigne. This song really helped my school get through a historic rough patch in its history. Also this song has been one of my favorites throughout the years when I first listened to it from a Degrassi episode. JT died and he slipped away from life. Now it’s my time to slip away from armies. Just never forget all the fun we had. That’s what I wanted to accomplish all along. Just having fun and waddling around meeting new friends.
Well this is it. Time to make my final goodbye. I’m going to leave you words from Bobcatboy10, the guy who called me the greatest leader who never was. Just remember that this post was when I first retired as leader. And I’d like to clear up that I’m neither depressed nor bipolar. Those were just some excuses to get out of telling about my chronic disorder. But now everyone knows about that so I really don’t care.
Mc was hacked and could not get online chat for a while. Then when he came back all he got was “WHY WERE YOU INACTIVE!?!? YOU MADE UP FALL!!” Is this a friendly welcome? No wonder why every club penguin army known to man calls us noobs.
The Mc I know led Acp to about 210 troops online at the Winter tournament, creating one of the biggest turn arounds. He took 2nd command and only wanted to help the Acp. Ok maybe my opinion make him seem like a power-hungry animal. He really wasn’t. Yeah he did post kind of too much but no one else was doing it.
The Mc I know did change a bit when he became leader, but still brought us to the top and could not quit on a loss. Some other army leaders hated him for doing this.
Point is Mc could have been one of the greatest leaders in Acp history. Dont believe me? Then if you can’t read the facts, look at the pictures:
This was once at a tactic session:
Klondike March:
Others:
And if you just go to the achieves between December 2010 to current times, you can see all of this and more. What I am trying to show to you soldiers (mostly for Acp) think about what you say.
Over & Out
>>>>Bobcatboy10<<<<<
Thank you so much for being there for me all the time. One step of the way. I really hope we made history together and I know y’all will see me again. I will help from time to time but do not expect much. ACP is like my baby/family now. I now finally understand how Oagalthorp feels. This now has been a nine thousand worded post of tears, letters, friendships, memories, my mom hugging me, the chat exploding on me, and me and Fort discussing how cool is cool. Oh… ACP, you never cease to amaze me. Keep on making history guys. I really hope I did you well. If I did, my ACP life will be finally be recognized and I will be content. If I forgot about you in this post or if you want to be added on feel free to leave a comment on this post. I’ve been in literally over a hundred armies and I have enjoyed my stay here a lot. ACP has been my favorite of them all and will always be considered my home army. Everything that I did was influenced by ACP and how we worked.
My accomplishments:
- ACP Leader [#1 army]
- CPU Leader [#1 medium]
- FGR Leader [#10 army or something]
- Elites Leader [#2 army]
- IT Leader [#8 army or something]
- PI Leader [#9 army or something]
- GT Leader [#1 army]
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And a lot of other stuff.
Never give up ACP. You are the strongest thing out there. You are undefeatable and will always be the number one army. Never stop chasing your dream of ruling it all. Being the big daddy. ACP has the best history of all time. Live out that legacy and thus ACP will begin a huge era. Never stop smiling and being positive. That is what will light a road to darkness. Please, never give up and do what you were destined to do. I will be watching. No pressure or anything. Just march like an empire would march. We march to the sound of gunshots and the sound of laughter. ACP forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♣
My mom just read all of this and was laughing the whole way through. It’s now officially my birthday. You might think of it as a birthday present to me, which is a nice one, it just so happens to be a coincidence. After writing down pages and pages of notes for this army. Staying up all night watching ACP videos to see how I could improve ACP. And skipping school on non-important days to help out my army; it’s time for my farewell. All of your comments so far have been so incredibly nice and I couldn’t ask for anything more. I remember my first leadership writing down every new person who joined on the ranks each day. I still have the book, but it’s all torn up. Maybe I’ll be considered useful to this army in the eyes of someone, someday. Stay strong EVERYONE. Adieu!
Let the marching begin.
Icey Cold27 has lead the march.
March on, ACP, and Icey Cold27– the great.
