So before I would start I would like you all to note that there will be no “thank yous” in this post, so before you Ctrl+F your name, you should stop reading this now. This isn’t going to be some poignant, over dramatic Retirement, because to be honest I always found those kind of annoying, I mean, It’s a game. Of course I will mention a few names to recall some events, but don’t be expecting anything special about yourself person I barely know and just wants to be in a post for publicity.
Alrighty then I better get started. I joined CP in November 2009 with the penguin Flaminguin1, later that month I saw a bunch of green penguins saying “Add me Boomer” I had no clue it was ACP but It kinda became clear a while after I joined. In December of that year I got a laptop for Christmas and on February 5th I joined ACP after malingering around on the site for about 2 weeks. After I joined I became very addicted to it, I became close friends with KieranFB and BuckleyBeans about a month after, I think it was in September of that year Toto and Asd joined and soon Asd created CPAHO, which was a decently successful Small Army news site. I got a position as Chief Reporter with Lighton and I guess CPAHO brought all of us as very close friends on chat. Soon a bunch of other people got position in CPAHO like Woogiman and The Brain (I guess Drigo was already in it but Drigo went all horrible to everyone and left CPAHO)
So we were all basically best friends on chat and everything was great. Kieran, Asd, Toto, Lighton and I used to have these crazy random adventures on chat and that was practically the highlight of all my time in ACP, oh the fun we had in Narnia, Kieran and I on Llamacorns blowing up all the zombies, Asd and Toto coming up with ideas on destroying zombies and Light would constantly be getting weapons out of nowhere. Who knew role play was so fun?
Later Toto got 3ic, Kieran and I got Div Gen (Tundra Division bishhesss). Unfortunately Toto retired and a month after I got Div Gen I was 3ic(I remember I promised myself when I was a noob that I couldn’t retire until I got Div Gen, so 3ic was like the icing on the cake), and practically my ACP couldn’t of gotten any better for me (seriously though, it couldn’t get any better) This was in Summer 2011 I think, so not that long ago. Then everything turned upside down when I got sick, I was in hospital for about 3 weeks and while I was there my mother had the Bright Idea of moving house, which would take about 2-3 months, I tried my hardest to get on when I could, whenever I had the chance but there was no hope, I knew that that was going to ruin everything.
(god I hope this hasn’t gotten too long, is 485 words long?)
I knew I screwed up, I couldn’t help it because it really wasn’t my fault, and I knew people were going to be complaining about me being 3ic because I was “never active”, I must’ve said it about a million times whenever I was able to get on, but I know that there were still people going to complain, I’ve felt bad about it and I still feel extremely bad about, I don’t think most people know how sorry I am,I’m so sorry I screwed up and caused you guys trouble, I didn’t mean to, so I told Flipper to remove me if I wasn’t back by Christmas (I still said I was coming back), so when I was back in January I got the rank of Field General, but I knew my ACP career was over and I couldn’t do anything about it, so at that time in January I decided that I was going to retire on June 21st and now here I am. So anyways, I hope I haven’t made the post sad and too long by that extra part, because I’ll probably end up coming back and regretting a long sorry crappy post, I’ll still be on chat most days through my retirement (until I get sick of it I suppose)
So I would like to link a song that was from the first post I properly read and can remember from ACP (Stevs Retirement) I’m such a freak for remembering that aren’t I? I still hope the song doesn’t make the post sad, it actually meant a whole lot to me at one point so yeah.
If you made it this far to the end of the post, your amazing and I love you, so here’s a delicious batch of cookies I baked
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