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Who Wants To Fight?

Okay, this has gone on long enough.

“We want war!” was the chant that, at one point today, was all over our chat. Soldiers, we have heard you. We all long for a good, worthwhile war. But honestly, are we going about finding a war the right way?

Think about it. The only army we’ve tried to have a war with in nearly a month now clearly does not want to fight us, for reasons that are beyond me. Yet we still try, again and again, to force them to fight us. Let’s set it straight: it’s not going to happen. They don’t want to fight us. We could invade them and try to fight them all we want,  but they don’t want to get involved. So what, we’d get an easy server out of it? Big deal. Servers don’t mean crap, and you’re crazy if you believe that they mean anything more than a name.

Come on, let’s find someone else to fight. There’s other armies out there. Sure, LT antagonizes us and has been a great source of angst for us the past four or five months, but the thing is, they won’t fight us, so we should stop trying to fight them. Seriously, we need a war, but we’re going about it the wrong way. Declaring war on an army that you have no idea whether or not they will want to fight you isn’t how we should be going about this. Instead, I send this message out to all and every army in Club Penguin.

Who wants to fight? I’m sick of silly war declarations, giant alliances being formed in ten minutes, wars that end in three days. They’re terrible. Are YOU the leader of an army? Are you interested in fighting the Army of Club Penguin in a war that could be awesome? Then again, are you afraid of fighting us? Please, don’t be! Any servers you may or may not lose during said war will most likely be returned to you, and honestly, war helps armies more than kills them off. What kills armies off is the chaos that results from wars. Wars give armies publicity, convince people to join, and if done the right way, make you have fun!

If any army is interested in having a wonderful war with the ACP, you can contact our offices at www.xat.com/TheACP. Yes, I’m Klug1234, and I’m completely serious. I want a war that isn’t terrible, and this might be the only way to find one.

~Klug

21 Responses

  1. Let’s declare war on every other army in the CPAC Top Ten, just to shake things up a little.

    • That would be awesome it would be like WWll that is what an army needs sometimes to stay or become even more strong. We can’t just be lazy, if we do that we might just become the WORST Army in all of Club Penguin. NOW WHO IS WITH ME!

  2. Yah, who’s got the balls to declare war on ACP?

  3. A UMA war would be good if they get back in the top ten.

  4. I couldn’t agree with you anymore, Klug. Great post

    -Andy the Lego (Legoboy612)

  5. declare war on Tacos

  6. I want to fight a big army. I’m sick of battling armies that don’t show up. Since I joined, we’ve been doing easy practice battles and tournaments that are asy to win because people don’t turn up.I want a challenge.A BIG challenge.

  7. i agree with u i want war before tuesday(i go back to school on tueday)

  8. o will ask a army to war see wat they say

  9. >mfw I read this post.

  10. I’m not in ACP or anything but, Ice Warriors would be a good fight. They are tied with you guys and they recently beat Light Troops and they maxed 70, and I’m not even in IW.

  11. why not declare war on swat

  12. Nice idea man,But they don’t do,just talk and that’s a stone cold fact!

  13. If war was mostly unscheduled battles like it used to be, more armies would be at war with you because your unscheduled size is obviously less intimidating than your scheduled size. That’s why so many armies were at war with ACP in 2007-2008.

    If only that would be introduced to CP armies again. Of course, this generation would see nothing to gain from this.

    • Exactly. People think there is so much more to gain from “winning” servers from other armies, which really isn’t as fun as it seems. ACP, LT, Nachos, and IW all participated in a large scale, unorganized, FUN, battle yesterday, but of course that got no post coverage by any army or news site, because invasions are sooo much more important.

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