Okay, this has gone on long enough.
“We want war!” was the chant that, at one point today, was all over our chat. Soldiers, we have heard you. We all long for a good, worthwhile war. But honestly, are we going about finding a war the right way?
Think about it. The only army we’ve tried to have a war with in nearly a month now clearly does not want to fight us, for reasons that are beyond me. Yet we still try, again and again, to force them to fight us. Let’s set it straight: it’s not going to happen. They don’t want to fight us. We could invade them and try to fight them all we want, but they don’t want to get involved. So what, we’d get an easy server out of it? Big deal. Servers don’t mean crap, and you’re crazy if you believe that they mean anything more than a name.
Come on, let’s find someone else to fight. There’s other armies out there. Sure, LT antagonizes us and has been a great source of angst for us the past four or five months, but the thing is, they won’t fight us, so we should stop trying to fight them. Seriously, we need a war, but we’re going about it the wrong way. Declaring war on an army that you have no idea whether or not they will want to fight you isn’t how we should be going about this. Instead, I send this message out to all and every army in Club Penguin.
Who wants to fight? I’m sick of silly war declarations, giant alliances being formed in ten minutes, wars that end in three days. They’re terrible. Are YOU the leader of an army? Are you interested in fighting the Army of Club Penguin in a war that could be awesome? Then again, are you afraid of fighting us? Please, don’t be! Any servers you may or may not lose during said war will most likely be returned to you, and honestly, war helps armies more than kills them off. What kills armies off is the chaos that results from wars. Wars give armies publicity, convince people to join, and if done the right way, make you have fun!
If any army is interested in having a wonderful war with the ACP, you can contact our offices at www.xat.com/TheACP. Yes, I’m Klug1234, and I’m completely serious. I want a war that isn’t terrible, and this might be the only way to find one.
~Klug
