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Failing For dummies (club penguin and disney used as an example)

Well, Today we are going to teach you about failing. Theres no better way then to show you the pros them self! Introducing… Club penguin and Disney fails O:

Today we’ll start with the exciting facts of… Drugged Puffles.

The orange puffle, also known as the drugged puffle was created recently by club penguin. This is an epic fail.                   Why? First off, the orange puffle likes to “bite” things, now is that creepy or what? Who would want to bite “things”

I wouldn’t 😉 Second off, He gets in a box and runs into walls, a little drunk, eh?

Theres much, much more!

Herbert the Pervert:

Many of you may know about herbert, the big polar bear, but what you didn’t know is…

Did you know that herbert escaped,but do you know what he left behind? Yes! Thats correct, a bag full of yummy stuff! (drugs)  > Picture to be added <

Now, We move on to Rockhopper! If you recently saw his “cork board” you can tell that Yarr is missing, I’m pretty sure if we bought him another one he’d be happy, and too stupid to know the difference. Rockhopper also brings the crappiest items nowadays, (free items) I mean like, A BACKGROUND!!!!! :\ This is another Fail in the club penguin historyThats it for rockhopper, lets move on now…

Secrets Revealed:

Some of you may know about the secret revealed page in the newspaper, what secret? Thats not a secret, its a… crappy idea of a secret :o. I’m pretty sure this isn’t a secret “You can surf or go aquagrabbing with your puffle!!!!” We’ve known about that FOREVER Thats it for now! Coming up on next weeks Fails for dummies… Small catalog updates, Lazy staff, and Cheat site n00bs! (mimo)

~JedisethCongrats! You found it, now uncode it ;): Link me the post, then tell me the uncoded message. (Note: These letters are scrambled, its not a code, just find the order “3,2,1 Go” are not apart of it

37 Responses

  1. Mimo isn’t a n00b.

  2. Very very interesting xD

  3. EPIC

    Lt.General~Happyman444

  4. Awesome

  5. lol

  6. Lol Disney+Clubpenguin= Kablamo

    PS. I dont know where we put that your a noob Mimo

  7. Why? First off, the orange puffle likes to “bite” things, now is that creepy or what? Who would want to bite “things”

    This gives me a strong urge to name my puffle Edward Cullen…

  8. Thats not mimo, click his name link… Fail

  9. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol roflol

  10. EPIC

  11. nice cat…

  12. LMAO theres a “burn item” option? xD Wow Disney fails so hard. Kinda like when they put up Hannah Montanna on their network.

  13. remember guys, some of this stuff is edited

  14. …or is it? (wary)

  15. Rofl seth awesome post disney fails harder than i thought

  16. mimo is not A n00b

  17. Lol, nice.

  18. LOL UR SO RIGHT SETH!

  19. Just annoy disney further why dont you . ..

    Clever move that was . . .

  20. At the music jam, look out for Hannah Montana. SHE’LL BE THERE, SINGING AND DANCING.

    And then you’ll hear a girl… no wait, it’s Justin Beiber.

    And then 3 boys will come walking up… and then they’ll start being physically sick on the screen/ No wait… they’re singing. It’s teh jonas Brothers!

    And then Mickey Mouse will come on and touch the penguins.

  21. I think it was all Disney brain-washing Billybob, the rest of CP wokers are being pushed into slave labor. I mean, DISNEY IS FOR MICE NOT FOR PENGUINS, jeez….

  22. Billybob the Homo

  23. if you actually want to be banned from CP for armies and stuff then thats what your doing. I bet they have people looking at this post right now not a good move ACP
    Not really, if you haven’t been reading our older posts, club penguin is trying to shut us down already, I will not stop mocking club penguins fails until they bring back the parties that help armies.

  24. No, Club Penguin can’t ban you for what you do outside of Club Penguin. Not unless it breaks the rules like making trainers and stuff. Talking about how Disney ruins everything isn’t breaking their contract.

  25. Moks4 2nd Lt.
    EPIC!!!! Can’t wait for the next post 😀

  26. xD love it

  27. dude that was a fail acp
    How do we fail? more like you, all of this is true, maybe you just love club penguins crappyness so much that you’re too stupid to understand

  28. Sai you have no life xD

    You never fail to make me laugh, Sethy padawan

  29. I don’t fail 🙁

  30. lol this is soo funny lol

  31. cant wait to see the next fail for dummies until then make it lol

  32. i wonder if they would like a side of epic with that fail!

  33. “Billybob the Homo” Exactly, nailed it

  34. rpazs r u greek?

  35. lol!!

    🙂 Dj YAseen

  36. HAHAHA!!! HAHAHA LOL!! LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just couldn’t stop laughing!!!!! LAWL!

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