Well, Today we are going to teach you about failing. Theres no better way then to show you the pros them self! Introducing… Club penguin and Disney fails O:
Today we’ll start with the exciting facts of… Drugged Puffles.
The orange puffle, also known as the drugged puffle was created recently by club penguin. This is an epic fail. Why? First off, the orange puffle likes to “bite” things, now is that creepy or what? Who would want to bite “things”
I wouldn’t 😉 Second off, He gets in a box and runs into walls, a little drunk, eh? 
Theres much, much more!
Herbert the Pervert:
Many of you may know about herbert, the big polar bear, but what you didn’t know is…
Did you know that herbert escaped,but do you know what he left behind? Yes! Thats correct, a bag full of yummy stuff! (drugs) > Picture to be added <
Now, We move on to Rockhopper! If you recently saw his “cork board” you can tell that Yarr is missing, I’m pretty sure if we bought him another one he’d be happy, and too stupid to know the difference. Rockhopper also brings the crappiest items nowadays, (free items) I mean like, A BACKGROUND!!!!! :\ This is another Fail in the club penguin history
Thats it for rockhopper, lets move on now…
Secrets Revealed:
Some of you may know about the secret revealed page in the newspaper, what secret? Thats not a secret, its a… crappy idea of a secret :o. I’m pretty sure this isn’t a secret “You can surf or go aquagrabbing with your puffle!!!!” We’ve known about that FOREVER 
Thats it for now! Coming up on next weeks Fails for dummies… Small catalog updates, Lazy staff, and Cheat site n00bs! (mimo)
~Jediseth
Congrats! You found it, now uncode it ;): Link me the post, then tell me the uncoded message. (Note: These letters are scrambled, its not a code, just find the order “3,2,1 Go” are not apart of it
