Army of Club Penguin

No, this isn’t a joke.  I’m retiring from CP Armies.  Why?  For various reasons.  But I’ll tell you guys one:

They’re too boring!  Here’s all you do in them, basically:

• Go on chat
• Go to battles, which are really just a bunch of spam charges and lines.
• Argue about which army won a battle/which army is best.

I’m just not into it anymore.  So, I’m retiring.

Instead of boring you all with a 1,207,432 word long description of my army history, I’ll just give you my “major accomplishments”:

• Defeating the “Red Army” with my group of “Blue Rebels” to successfully stop the red penguins from taking over Club Penguin.  This is before I was in real armies, but it was still one of, if not the, best battle I’ve ever been in.  Because it was FUN.
• Successfully leading the ACP Training Regiment out of its worst depression ever, and then becoming a very successful leader of it.
• Getting all the way to 3ic of the ACP.  Even though I was demoted, it’s still tough to even get there.
• Becoming leader of the Elites.
• Being an ACP Legend (according to the “Legends” page, anyway).
• Being known as DA DOBBY (my biggest accomplishment, by far).

Now, onto the part some of you guys skipped to: My thank yous!  In no particular order, here they are:

Bfan212:  My first friend in organized armies, and maybe my best.  You’re a cool guy, for a Browns fan anyway XD.  Have fun on retirement island!

Oagalthorp:  Every ACP soldier better thank you just for creating such a great army!  So, thank you!

Ktman:  Ktobby!  You’re a cool guy, and a great leader.  Good luck with whatever you decide to do!

Boomer20:  One of the greatest leaders I’ve ever seen!  You were also a great friend.  Thanks for everything.

Shaboomboom:  I owe you one for putting me on the ranks page way back when.  Seriously, you’re a good friend, and you helped me out a lot.  Good luck as ACP leader.

Supperz:  GREAT LEADER.  That’s all I can say XD.  You’re also a good friend too.  The Elites will go far with you in control.

Foxtails:  One of the funniest people in CP Armies.  You were always fun to talk to.

Snowballpink:  You’re one of the best leaders of the ACPTR I’ve ever seen!  You’re also a good friend.  Good luck.

Matre10:  Matre, my friend.  It seems like only yesterday that I killed you 8 times XD.  You’re a cool guy, and I can tell that you’ll be leader of the ACP someday.  Have fun!

Klug:  I remember talking to you in PC on chat for about 2 hours one time!  We have a lot in common when it comes to movies, books, and TV shows that we like, and I’m glad I got to talk to you.  Awesome stories, by the way.

Packer:  I know you probably wont read this, but you, like Klug, are a great writer, and I always had fun talking to you.  Have fun with your life, man.

Abercrombie29:  Aber, I know you probably wont read this, but you were a good friend when you were in the ACP.  Thanks.

Person1233:  Funny guy.  Great leader.  Even if you ARE a Nacho XD.  I’m glad that I got to talk to you, even if we weren’t great friends.

Blueswill:  I remember back when I first found out about you and the CP Clones.  That seems like so long ago.  You were a really good leader, and the CP Clones were probably the funnest (I don’t care if it’s not a word) army I was ever in.

Commando717:  Even if you have a huge ego sometimes, you ARE a great leader, and a cool guy.  But you were wrong about me going far in the RPF.  The Commanda movies own, too! 

Yoda:  Where would I be without you?  ‘Nough said.

Hawkboy:  It was awesome when you were my co-leader in the ACPTR.  Keep on keepin’ on.

Jedimaster17:  One of the smartest people CP Armies has EVER seen.  You’re gonna be the first woman to be president, guaranteed.

Bluey:  You’re a cool dude.  But I’m still the star of Packer’s story XD.

That’s all the people I can think of right now.  Sorry if I forgot you.

My last requests are as follows:

• Matre, you get the title of “Honorary Dobby”.  Be happy, but I’m still DA DOBBY XD.
• Crazy gets my rank in the Elites.
• The ACP doesn’t die without me (mostly a joke…)
• I remain an admin on the ACPTR site

Well, that’s it.  I’m done.  Stop reading.  It’s over.  Why are you still reading?  Just forget it…

-TyloV5, DA DOBBY, Ownage

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