No, this isn’t a joke. I’m retiring from CP Armies. Why? For various reasons. But I’ll tell you guys one:
They’re too boring! Here’s all you do in them, basically:
- Go on chat
- Go to battles, which are really just a bunch of spam charges and lines.
- Argue about which army won a battle/which army is best.
I’m just not into it anymore. So, I’m retiring.
Instead of boring you all with a 1,207,432 word long description of my army history, I’ll just give you my “major accomplishments”:
- Defeating the “Red Army” with my group of “Blue Rebels” to successfully stop the red penguins from taking over Club Penguin. This is before I was in real armies, but it was still one of, if not the, best battle I’ve ever been in. Because it was FUN.
- Successfully leading the ACP Training Regiment out of its worst depression ever, and then becoming a very successful leader of it.
- Getting all the way to 3ic of the ACP. Even though I was demoted, it’s still tough to even get there.
- Becoming leader of the Elites.
- Being an ACP Legend (according to the “Legends” page, anyway).
- Being known as DA DOBBY (my biggest accomplishment, by far).
Now, onto the part some of you guys skipped to: My thank yous! In no particular order, here they are:
Bfan212: My first friend in organized armies, and maybe my best. You’re a cool guy, for a Browns fan anyway XD. Have fun on retirement island!
Oagalthorp: Every ACP soldier better thank you just for creating such a great army! So, thank you!
Ktman: Ktobby! You’re a cool guy, and a great leader. Good luck with whatever you decide to do!
Boomer20: One of the greatest leaders I’ve ever seen! You were also a great friend. Thanks for everything.
Shaboomboom: I owe you one for putting me on the ranks page way back when. Seriously, you’re a good friend, and you helped me out a lot. Good luck as ACP leader.
Supperz: GREAT LEADER. That’s all I can say XD. You’re also a good friend too. The Elites will go far with you in control.
Foxtails: One of the funniest people in CP Armies. You were always fun to talk to.
Snowballpink: You’re one of the best leaders of the ACPTR I’ve ever seen! You’re also a good friend. Good luck.
Matre10: Matre, my friend. It seems like only yesterday that I killed you 8 times XD. You’re a cool guy, and I can tell that you’ll be leader of the ACP someday. Have fun!
Klug: I remember talking to you in PC on chat for about 2 hours one time! We have a lot in common when it comes to movies, books, and TV shows that we like, and I’m glad I got to talk to you. Awesome stories, by the way.
Packer: I know you probably wont read this, but you, like Klug, are a great writer, and I always had fun talking to you. Have fun with your life, man.
Abercrombie29: Aber, I know you probably wont read this, but you were a good friend when you were in the ACP. Thanks.
Person1233: Funny guy. Great leader. Even if you ARE a Nacho XD. I’m glad that I got to talk to you, even if we weren’t great friends.
Blueswill: I remember back when I first found out about you and the CP Clones. That seems like so long ago. You were a really good leader, and the CP Clones were probably the funnest (I don’t care if it’s not a word) army I was ever in.
Commando717: Even if you have a huge ego sometimes, you ARE a great leader, and a cool guy. But you were wrong about me going far in the RPF. The Commanda movies own, too!
Yoda: Where would I be without you? ‘Nough said.
Hawkboy: It was awesome when you were my co-leader in the ACPTR. Keep on keepin’ on.
Jedimaster17: One of the smartest people CP Armies has EVER seen. You’re gonna be the first woman to be president, guaranteed.
Bluey: You’re a cool dude. But I’m still the star of Packer’s story XD.
That’s all the people I can think of right now. Sorry if I forgot you.
My last requests are as follows:
- Matre, you get the title of “Honorary Dobby”. Be happy, but I’m still DA DOBBY XD.
- Crazy gets my rank in the Elites.
- The ACP doesn’t die without me (mostly a joke…)
- I remain an admin on the ACPTR site
Well, that’s it. I’m done. Stop reading. It’s over. Why are you still reading? Just forget it…
-TyloV5, DA DOBBY, Ownage
