Army of Club Penguin

Lunarnara’s last wish was to have his story posted on the site, so here it is:

WW5———————————– The great war.
Prolouge: I Lumarnara(aka Nacho Hater) was on ACP chat when suddenly Saint said ” ALL ACP GET OVER TO THE BREEZE SNOWFORTS RIGHT NOW! THE NACHOS ARE INVADING!” So I and the rest of the soldiers quickly hurried towards the snowforts and began fighting. I took out my Thompson and started laying down some cover when Captain Pikachuboo handed me a minigun and said ” Take out mcnugget boy. I took the minigun and opened fire. After a minute Mcnugget Boy had been reduced to nothing more than swiss cheese which i ate and he was instantly killed. Next Person led a charge and i continued firing killing AKA Bob when he was busy lighting his millionth cigar of the day. ACP defended well against the charge and responded with one of their own. When they hit the Nacho troops there was a fart bomb. No one could see so Person lit a match and killed half of the Nacho troops “Whoops-see-daisees” Person says as he watches the Nachos burn. Next the Nacho Air Force came down with their jet packs and some how managed to light another fart bomb which instantly killed Linkin and Puckley. By now the Nachos are pretty ticked off and are starting to throw their razor sharp hats. The first few rows of ACP nOObs get killed but the more experienced troops(Boomer, Saint, Dry, people like that) manage to pull out their hockey stick swords and block them. Now on chat Boomer tells everyone to shoot Person in 3…2…1… FIRE! Person gets ripped apart and the only part of him that is unscathed is his sombrero, which guards his head. All thats left of person is his head which continues to scream orders at the rest of the troops. Saint signals an ACP joke charge and the rest of the Nachos laugh their heads off. In the end it was a humiliating defeat for the Nachos and a great victory for the ACP.

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