The Ashes of Summit

A message to the Doritos of Club Penguin, our troops, and the wider army community:

This is a response to EVERYTHING that has happened in the last few months, where we’ve stayed silent. After yesterday’s events, no more.

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Well, there you have it. The war you’ve been longing for, for months. What did it take? Just a couple of lies. Lies that have gone way too far. We are tired of staying quiet, and it is now time for us to stand up for ourselves against the injustices we have been constantly putting up against. May the Lord have mercy on you, Doritos, because we won’t.

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