2020 Fair Walkthrough – CPR Guide

 

HELLO there ACP

Recently CPR released the fair update containing a plethora of new things and this guide covers them all!

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[UK] Birthday Battle with Allies – Results!

Hola ACP!

Today we logged on CP Armies, Bunny Hill, for a HUGE Birthday Battle with our allies. Thank you to RR, SE, WV, PZF, and CG for showing up, we love you all <3 . 

We maxed 55!

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[UK] PoG Lead Event – Results!

HELLO there ACP!

Today the amazing ACP Guardian Mchappy was asked to lead the event where we charged around the island doing various tactics and forms. Be sure to react in #event-chat if you attended!

Max: 40

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[AUSIA] Legend Lead With Bam and Sidie9 – Results!

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HELLO there ACP!

Continuing our 14th Birthday Celebrations,  we invited the two ACP Legends Bam and Sidie9 to lead for us today and we saw a size of 26 Penguins

Max: 26

 

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[UK/US] Xat-Led Throwback – Results!

Hola ACP!

Today we logged on Bunny Hill, CPArmies for the first event for ACP’s anniversary, but with a twist… We went back in time, and used Xat to lead the event! Thank you to everyone who came, remember to react in #event-chat if you attended! Let’s make this week one of the best weeks ever! Happy Birthday ACP! 

We maxed 37!

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[US] Popcorn Takeover Results!!!

  

Hey there ACP!

Today we logged on to the one bar server Mammoth on CPR for our amazing popcorn takeover! We maxed an impressive amount of penguins! Don’t forget!!! React in #event-chat if you attended to claim your clobrs!

Max: 46

Max of 46 penguins at the Ice Berg

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[SATIRE] How 2 Lead an ACP Event 101

 

Heya! People who still play a children’s game designed for 7 and up!

Sanya is back at it again! I’m here to teach you… HOW 2 LEAD AN ACP EVENT! Most of yall ask…

How do you lead an event?!?!? WELL, I’M HERE TO TELL YOU HOW PUT ON YOUR TROUSERS, GET A BURRITO, AND LET’S DIVE RIGHT INTO IT #TOTALLYNOTSATIREPOST101

Ingredients:

A Car

Financial Support

Unwavering Loyalty to a Children’s Game

A Poster of ACP in your bedroom

A Taco

Gasoline

A Mcflurry

A Computer with Keyboard

Wifi

Maps

CSY/ Timothee Chalamet

Koloway’s 2837482993 Retirements

Instructions:

Step 1: You’ll need a computer! DUH but… Sanya what if I don’t have a computer?!?!? WELL! GET ONE. GET A CAR! AND HEAD 3KM EAST THEN YOU’LL BE AT WALMART! 

Me and CSY heading to Walmart with our Dope Car 😀

Step 2: Stop at Mcdonalds for a Mcflurry cause Sanya wants Icecream and CSY wouldn’t give me a sip of his drink and a bite of his taco smh

Step 3: Head over to Aisle 7 in Walmart and force CSY to pay for the computer cause he’s da leader of ACP! and ask the rubbish woman (shebyr) for help in buying da computer

Sheb is a Walmart worker who sells musicals and computers!!!

Step 4: Head Over to your house and install the computer and pray that you lead well so you won’t get couped and remember to EP!!!! 

NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO LEAD A CHILDRENS GAME YAYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS POST IS THE BEST. I REALLY HOPE IT HELPED YOU IN HOW TO LEAD AN ACP EVENT!!! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS DON’T DM SANYA!!! 
So, to conclude this post CSY won’t let me bite his taco. Shebyr is a rubbish woman! Mcdonalds is good Rosiee is still a boomer. Sanya is the best at leading events!!! and uhhhh Buy me a Mcflurry, and ACP supports Walmart! that’s why ACP has so many recruits
I hope you enjoyed my super helpful tutorial!!! It’s very useful for anyone who wants to lead an event soon! Don’t forget to comment down below if you enjoyed it! And don’t forget to DM Sanya thanking Sanya for the super-duper useful tutorial!!! and don’t forget to buy me a mcflurry!!!!
To all the women I call rubbish @roxy @doink 🙂

[US] Alpha VS Echo VS The Romans- Results!

Përfshirja e përjavshme e ACP në Gusht!!!!!!!!! #22 [ 2nd – 8th ]

HEY TROOPS OF ACP! THE GREATEST CPA ARMY EVER!

As AUGUST is in FULL SWING, We here at ACP get in the groove to bring our A game and have a great time behind the computer screens because theres no reason to be outside! unless you want to go breathe air, whew! what a week~! AUSIA been beefing up and doing pretty good this week! not only that, but the PBs been pretty groovy!!! Great job to you troops for keeping ACP great! Lots of games were played throughout the week! If you ever are interested in these sort of things, hit us up at our discord and come be apart of the awesomness! BTW also check out the Shamrock Bulletin!

proof that canadians are mean


SHOUTOUT TO!~ PurpleSlime 4 for creating the recaps long long agoooo, kolo for gfx, ACP hcom and staff for being the best in the worllddd, Nikki for getting a sunburn in OVERCAST WEATHER2014, Arizona for having trees(i didnt know), California for having that stupid 55mph for big rigs, Oagal for coming back from his trip to the store to get milk, Bam whom you can find at the end of a cigarette, Skyfish cause he’ll never see this(lol) wheresyour platypus pfp, bei porque SESPANAOL, cassie for the free icecream and exploiting me for labor at cpah

OOFMAN FOR RANKNING UP TO MODERATOR!


AND contributions to this station, from viewers like you, THANK YOU!


ONTO THE RECAPPPPP!!!!!~~~~

LOOK AT MY 200$ FIGURINE FROM china tm JAPAN!!!!


So amazing of a website to use for editing posts! One cool thing that blogger likes to help you with is format the photos and videos we place! Instead of how lazy you fools can be just placing things in the middle BEFORE HAND, blogger gives your fingers quite the workout and places your things to the left unformatted! So genius! One cool thing blogger supports is originality, it puts in place a high security measure where those amatuers who try to paste things willy nilly will be met with frusterating glitches in the end product! Blogger goes the extra mile and is like NO WAY we’re not going to let you paste your lazy plagerism from other posts! So the fun of using a third party program to unformat words is just the beggining, unless you use the unformat feature which i just found out existed an hour ago. Such brilliant minds at google who do nothing more than make the blog poster’s experience the ever more mindful with mental excersizes and carpel tunnel! I don’t know about you, but whenever the convinience comes up where I can paste images on a post in the 21st century, blogger literally READS my mind and is like, ” HOW afwul, that can lead to problems with the formatting!” so I instead go for the url paste image method because of course when pasting images it has to be through unconventional methods, blogger is INTUITIVE AND CREATIVe

This recap is sponserd by,…

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Terrible

SUNDAY, 2ND OF AUGUST

EVENTS

yeah I was a bit aggravated when typing that blogger rant

[UK] Compulsory Rapid Tactical Training Boot Camp

Size: 32

Tactic rating: 10/10!!!!! :ooo

AND.. were there posts on this day? NEIN!!!!!

MONDAY, 3RD OF AUGUST


BREAKDAY!!!!

Blogger sucks, heres some happy vidya game OST music to calm the nerves

THERE WAS A POST TODAY ABOUT THE TROOP OF THE MONTH! WHO IS IT? I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW AND HAVE TO LOOK AGAIN, THATS WHY WE HAVE POSTS TO CHECK BACK TOO!! READ ABOUT IT >>> HERE <<<

OOFMAN IS AWESOME

^ i dont own the rights to the song, but the nostalgia hits home

TUESDAY, 4TH OF AUGUST

EVENTS

 [AUS] Huge Mining Stamp Event

Size: 70

Tactic rating: 9/10

 [US/CA] KNIGHT TAKEOVER EVENT

Size: 44

Tactic rating: 8/10 . why is Canada on the divisionn title??

NO POSTS TODAY?? DANG, I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

WEDNESDAY, 5TH  OF AUGUST

EVENTS

 [AUSIA] Shamrock sQUACKdown!

Size: 41

Tactic rating: 10/10 :ooooo

 [US] TROOP-U LEAD & Sanya’s Birthday!

Size: 38

Tactic rating: 10/10!!!! :0000

You better have gotten sanya something, or else demotions will come soon! ;^

NO POSTS TODAY? MAYBE

Wanna know how it feels to sleep in a big rig top bunk while someone is driving it?

literally not joking, its this ALL NIGHT

THURSDAY, 6TH OF AUGUST

BREAKDAY!

ALTHOUGH… THERES ALWAYS LOTSSA GAMES TO PARTICIPATE IN!

Yeah stef won the card jitsu tourney! lots of others have one before, but like the road is too bumpy to copy paste willy nilly rn .-.

ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!, 7TH OF AUGUST!

EVENTS

[UK/US] THREE WAY BATTLE ACP v LGA v SE

Size: 48

Tactic rating: 9/10

cute dogs 😮 so good to eat!

THEN ON FORTH TO….

SATURDAY, 8TH OF AUGUSTO!!!’

EVENTS

[SPEC OPS] Operation Tip the Berg!

Size: 39

Tactic rating: 7.5/10

 [US/CA] MERMAID TAKEOVER EVENT- RESULTS! 

Size: 40

Tactic rating: 8/10

AND FOR THE LAST OF THE WEEK, HERES A SATIRE BY SOME PERSON NAMED SANYA!! SEE IT >>> HERE <<<

UK + US Force

Current average size: 45+ =

Performance rating: 9.5/10 =


AUSIA Force

Current average size: 45+ =

Performance rating: 9.5/10 =

Overall performance: 19/20!!


Good job ACP troops! keep up the good work! AUGUST looks like its gonna be a banger! make sure to keep up to date with not only events, but with the Shamrock Bulletin and gamedays!!

*The rating is calculated with last week’s
We had successful events this week!


 We had 3 AUSIA events, 1 UK events, 3 US events, and 1 UK/US events


The highest sizes we’ve reached this week were up to 70 during the  [AUSIA] Shamrock sQUACKdown!

  10 posts were posted throughout the week!


UK/US are first ONCE AGAIN, this week with a 9.5/10! and the AUSIA stay at a comfy 8/10!!

So I really would like to drive solo over the road, but as someone who doesn’t have experience in the trucking industry, its pretty foolish to go into it without some training. Most companies do so, for the time being I am being trained, then its team driving for a while. But after that? hopefully in a couple months I can drive solo, it gives more flexibility to drivers AND your by yourself. Which is one of the reasons I wanted to start driving in the first place. Louisiana has some good af chicken and sway fish, I never thought Texas had forested areas, and have you ever seen how cool Arizona and New mexico look at night? Idk either, its always overcast when im out there ._.

^ great OST, great anime, maybe I’ll talk about it sometime, but its like not a little baby anime thats for z00mers

RANDOM VIDS FROM MY PLAYLIST

^ Porkchop is always pretty cool to watch, especially when he roasts glitchless speedruns  LOL

^ Imagine a manga as a anime…

^ it does suck, he is so right

^ back then, we had the CHAD CRT screens!

^ mugshot of a serial nerd

^ HAHA YOU WEEBS DONT KNOW JAPANESE CULTURE HAHAHAHAA

RANDOM PICS FROM SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY..

omfg
blogger

i gotta get more pics ._. next week. ive been busy, so watch next weeks be so epic, its gonna blow cpah’s expectations and make us 1st in the rank and ban RPF from the leaderboards and revive nachos and AR

AND DONT FORGET TO NOT BE A SIMP!

BYEBYE, ITS SO BUMPY TO TYPE ANYTHING ON A LAPTOP!

i get those feels too w old familiar faces as well, sanya. nostalgia hits home

[AUSIA] Shamrock sQUACKdown Results!

Howdy ACP!
Today we logged on to Club Penguin for a quacktastic event, the Shamrock sQUACKdown. We did tactics, we checked out the cool medieval rooms, but most importantly, we had fun! Don’t forget to react in #event-chat if you came and also #events if you can come to the next one. 

Max: 41

Thank you for all the pictures <3

ACP General // Third in Command