mchappy2, Author at Army of Club Penguin

[SATIRE] Pungu’s 97.45% Accurate Review of Alpha

Posted on September 17, 2020 by mchappy2

Civil War’s sure been tough so far, huh?

For Alpha, that is!

We’re on our fourth day now, and Alpha’s attempts at winning have really turned out lacklustre.

So.. Alpha. I know you’re all reading this in your HQ, screaming and raging at the facts I’m spitting.

Alpha HQ

My following words are directed to those Alphas. The ones who think spamming a giant paragraph of “RED ALERT” as hype would increase their chances of winning!

Look, Alpha. Look who supports Echo.

Famous Penguins are 100% Proven to favour Echo

Not only them, but someone else! Someone you should all respect.

The ACP Bunnyduck themselves!

Mr Google told me this, he’d NEVER lie! (Unlike Alphas)

I know that the people reading this will either be in Echo and want to laugh at something, or in Alpha and require saving. The following will convince you that Echo is obviously the best choice.

Alpha make their soldiers wear boots that are way too small, leading to “Alphaitis“, a form of chronic pain that you’ll definitely feel when you’re 80.

The “Mating Call” of the average Alpha Soldier. Wildly unattractive.

And now a tour of the aforementioned “Alpha HQ.” (I’ve gotten a secret inside source to get me this pictures.)

Alpha Canteen

Alpha Bathroom

Alpha “Games Room”

Alpha Dodgy Basement

As the final part of my review, I secured an Interview with a former Alpha soldier, who wishes to speak out against them.

And there I thought the licking stuff was just a meme….

As you can see, not the Team you’d want to be part of.

Remember! If you’re in Alpha, require rescuing,and don’t want to be licked, make sure to contact a moderator and ask to become Echo! Also make sure to react in #civil-war-schedule or face being scarified to Keynikki’s weiners.

Also please give me feedback, this was my first post e1e1e1e1

Pungu

British Person who isn’t Max

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Exposing the Alpha Division: Moving Back Home

Posted on September 16, 2020 by mchappy2

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin and Alpha Division

I, Field Marshal Zelly, am returning home to the Echo Division.

We’re just 4 days into the Civil War, and I have decided to return HOME to my original division, Echo! After I saw what Kailey said about Max’s accent earlier, I knew it was time to join my brother. The British and Canadian’s stand strong! The Alpha HCOM aren’t as perfect as you think… 2Funky3 (or 2Drunky3) has been prioritising having a social life over Club Penguin Armies this past week – how DARE he! Rob and Cubby are basically e-dating at this point so I’ve been very lonely. But no more, I’m back home.

Our victory will Echo!

Signed,

Zelly

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[UK] Civil War Day 4: OG-Style Alpha vs Echo Battle – Results!

Posted on September 16, 2020 by mchappy2

Hola Alpha and Echo!

Today we logged on CPArmies, Bunny Hill to go back in time! We battled out in an OG way, where tactics where shouted out ingame! Both divisions gave it their all in the battlefield with multiple charges and thousands of snowballs! And now, here come the very wanted results of the battle…

Room 1: Echo

Room 2: Alpha

Room 3: Tie

This leaves us with a current war score of…

Echo 6 – Alpha 5

(Both divisions gained 1 point due to tie)

We maxed 37!

Thank you to everyone who came! Make sure to react in #civil-war-schedule if you can attend the other OG-Style battle later today!

DEFEND FREEDOM PRESERVE JUSTICE

ACP Major General

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Exposing the Echo Division: Our move to Alpha

Posted on September 16, 2020 by mchappy2

Addressed to the Army of Club Penguin and Echo Division

I, General Kailey, alongside moderators Yas, Oofman and Aurora, will be leaving the Echo Division for the Alpha Division.

Our reasons for this are quite simple! We’re fed up with Max hogging all the leading! Ever since he won ‘Best Voice’ in the ACP Summer Awards, he’s suddenly decided to voice-chat lead EVERY event! It’s too much! All four of us cannot deal with his British accent anymore, so we’re switching sides. But it’s not just that, he constantly talks about Koloway and IT IS DRIVING US INSANE!!! Like we get it, you won best ship at the ACP Summer Awards, but you’re not even cute. Oh and you live 5000 miles apart so it’s NEVER going to happen. It’s time for us to help the Alpha Division WIN this war!

Signed,

Kailey

Aurora

Yas

Oofman

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[US] Alpha vs. Echo Formation Battle – Results

Posted on September 16, 2020 by mchappy2

The ACP Divisions Alpha and Echo faced off in today’s formation battle with Alpha taking the win and making the score 4 -2-1 (E-A-T)!

Max: 41

Congrats Alpha and good job to Echo. Let us see how the civil war will continue. Be sure to react in #civil-war-schedule if you can make any of the two battles!

ACP Major General and Member of the Cooler Branch

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ACP Civil War: Day One and Two Recap

Posted on September 15, 2020 by mchappy2

MAMMOTH, Army of Club Penguin Capital – Amid recent rising tensions between the Alpha and Echo divisions, the Army of Club Penguin has been thrown conflict with the recent civil war. Read on to find out more about what happened in the first 2 days since the respective declarations.

On Saturday, September 12th, 2020, what initially began as a “Marvel takeover” event quickly devolved into an all out conflict. With troops in disarray and chat thrown into chaos, Max, in true Marvel: Civil War fashion, quickly declared war against the Alphas, stating reasons such as the Alpha’s bad tactics. Alpha quickly retaliated with a response, pointing out how Kailey has been parading “bagged milk” (As a fellow Echo, I must say that I too am appalled to hear such atrocities being committed by an Echo – milk, quite simply, doesn’t belong in bags.). With this, ACP was now officially at war.

This just shouldn’t be allowed.

Day 1: The First Battle

On Sunday September 13th, just one day after the declarations, the Alphas and Echoes faced off in the first battle of their civil war. Echo peaked 33 troops whilst Alpha peaked 22 troops – due to Echo’s size advantage (ACP + Echo + Alpha = 56), they won room 1 and 2, leading to the first Echo victory of the war.

War Score: 2-0-0 (E-A-T)

Day 2: The Find Four Dilemma (w/ Silver Empire)

Alpha and Echo faced off once more on the 14th of September – this time, with guests Silver Empire challenging the Alpha vs. Echo poweress. Echo dominated once again with a size advantage, peaking at 30 troops. Alpha put up a good fight in terms of smart formations and tactics, albeit only peaking at 18 troops (ACP + Alpha + Echo = 54). This led to the first 2 rooms to be declared an Echo victory.

However, the Alphas showed the Echoes that even with a size disadvantage, that they would be Alphas in terms of Find Four skill. With Tymatt making it to the finals, he won the Find Four aspect between Alpha and Echo, albeit losing to Ryan from SE in the end.

The Echoes, winning the 2 rooms, were awarded 2 points; Tymatt, upon making it to the finals, received 2 points for Alpha, making the Find Four battle an official Tie.

War Score: 2-0-1

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The first two days saw good fights from both sides – despite the Echo seemingly having a size advantage, the Alphas have shown tenacity in terms of their tactics as well as intellect. Will the apparent underdogs, the Alphas, be able to climb their way up to the top? Or will the Echoes continue to dominate?

Real life pictures of Alpha battling Echoes

This report is sponsored by #ECHO

CSY

Shamrock Bulletin Reporter

ACP Leader

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[AUSIA] Civil War Day 3: Battle and Sled Racing Tournament

Posted on September 15, 2020 by mchappy2

Heya, ACP

Today we logged onto Bunny Hill- CPA for Day 3 of our Civil War… We fought ferociously in the Box Dimension and the Underground Pool and in the end, Echo was able to win this battle!

Results by our Great Leedur CSY!

A Huge congratulations to Enigma! for winning the Sled Racing Tournament!

Room 1: Echo (1 point)

Room 2: Alpha (1 point)

Sled Race Tournament: Echo (2 points)

Winner: ECHO

We maxed 38!

Great Job to Both Teams!

Don’t forget to react in #civil-war-schedule if you can attend our next battle!

ACP Lietenant General!

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[UK] CIVIL WAR DAY 2: BATTLE AND FIND FOUR TOURNAMENT W/ SILVER EMPIRE

Posted on September 14, 2020 by mchappy2

Hey ACP!

Today we logged on Bunny Hill, CPArmies for Day 2 battle of our huge Civil War! We battled in the Iceberg and Inside the Mine alongside Silver Empire, and after that we had a huge Find Four tournament!

Here are the results of the Find Four tournament, with 27 people taking part in it, the winner is..

Ryan [SE]

but due to Tymatt getting to the Finals, he has won the tournament points for Alpha!

And here are the points given out for the rooms and the Find Four tournament:

Room 1: Echo (1 point)

Room 2: Echo (1 point)

Find Four Tournament: Alpha (2 points)

TIE

We maxed 54!

They didn’t have any tag on.

Thanks to everyone who came! Remember to react in #civil-war-schedule if you can attend tomorrow’s battles! Day 3 here we come…

DEFEND FREEDOM, PRESERVE JUSTICE

ACP Major General

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[US] Zellys Magical Birthday Party!

Posted on September 14, 2020 by mchappy2

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[UK] Civil War: The First Battle Results

Posted on September 13, 2020 by mchappy2

Howdy ACP, today our Civil War began with the first battle which was very close. Despite Echo’s larger size, Alpha pulled through with some amazing tactics and gave Echo a very difficult battle. However, Echo was still better and it was decided that this battle would end with a score of:

Room 1: Echo

Room 2: Echo

Room 3: Tie

We also managed to max an impressive 56 on CP!