Dilemma Decisions: CSY Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions

Posted on November 7, 2021 by

BLIZZARD, Shamrock Bulletin Headquarters – In this special edition of the Dilemma Decisions column, we asked Advisor CSY to answer the top 10 most asked questions of all time.

As we look to re-visit some of the Shamrock Bulletin’s most iconic columns each week, we first begin with a special Dilemma Decisions with our Advisor and former leader, CSY. We’re taking inspiration from WIRED, as we ask CSY the Web’s Most Searched Questions.

1. “What to watch?”

If you enjoyed Squid Game, Alice in Borderland and Kaiji: Ultimate Survivor are two great, under-appreciated shows that I think you might enjoy too – other than the common theme of gore and bloodshed, Alice in Borderland and Kaiji takes death games to a more complex, cunning level that really encourages you to think for a solution too – two series that definitely deserve more love than it gets.

2. “Where’s my refund?”

Due to COVID restrictions, all mail has been delayed. Please check with your local courier – it should arrive no later than 2025.

3. “How you like that?”

No, i dont like that kpop has taken over the world #dontstanloona

4. “What is my IP address?”

@everyone take nitro faster, it’s already running out. -inserts link-

5. “How many ounces in a cup?”

The real question here is who uses ounces when we obviously live in a base 10 world. We have 10 fingers, 10 toes – we start counting in 10s, not in 16s (WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF OUNCES YOU HAVE IN A POUND). To make things worse, pounds to tons is 2000 which means you need 32k ounces to make a ton. So truthfully, I think I’ve figured out why so many people are confused about cup measurements. Switch to the metric system – you’re welcome (:

6. “What time is it?”

Dude is it really that hard to check the bottom right of your laptop for the time or is typing 12 characters easier than moving your eyes.

7. “How I met your mother?”

Absolutely loved the series, but realistically? Probably on Tinder.

8. “How to screenshot on Mac?”

Simple, turn on your webcam, hold a mirror in front of the screen, and take a picture. works with windows, linux and most other operating systems too.

9. “Where am I?”

Honestly – who knows? The universe is constantly expanding; any attempt at a unified, universe wide coordinate system would ultimately be… infinite, and meaningless. Our solar system is a mere speck in the expanse of the universe; the earth is but a minute part of our solar system, and us, we’re less than a pixel on a map of the world. Where am I? The answer is, in the grand scheme of things, if the location of earth means nothing, your location probably means less. Doesn’t stop me from googling the nearest subway though.

10. “How to lose weight fast?”

I’m probably about 50 of these searches, when you figure out please let me know.

A huge thank you to CSY for answering these questions and to everyone that has read this far. Until next time, when we bring you another of our best loved columns.

What do YOU think? Let us know your thoughts in the comment section below!

Max

ACP Legend & 46th CiC