Today’s Events
❗ [UK] Recruiting Operation + Reward Session ❗
When: 3rd February 2016
Server: To be announced (TBA)
Time:
8:30 PM GMT
3:30 PM EST
2:30 PM CST
1:30 PM MST
12:30 PM PST
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Wednesday
❗ [UK] Mining Expedition + U-Lead ❗
When: 5th February 2016
Server: Breeze
Time:
8:30 PM GMT
3:30 PM EST
2:30 PM CST
1:30 PM MST
12:30 PM PST
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:!:US to be added:!:
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Filed under: ACP |
• JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT …
A Republican man in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon
and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. He looked across the
restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?”
The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give
Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
“Is that Jesus over there?”
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup
of hot tea, “My treat.”
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, “Hey
there honey! “How’s about gettin’ me a cold mug of Budweiser?” He too
looked across the restaurant and asked, “Isn’t that God’s boy over
there?
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give him a cold
beer. “On my tab” he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Republican felt
strength come back into his legs, got up, and walked out the door,
thankful to Jesus.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, “For your
kindness, you are healed.” The Libertarian felt his back straightening
up, and grateful to the Lord, he raised his hands, praised the Lord
and walked out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling. The Democrat jumped up and yelled,
“Don’t touch me…I’m collecting disability.”
Thanks for keeping me on ranks and sorry I’m on leave for so long but I’m still having trouble getting on ACP chat but I’m doing the best I can.
was your xat account registered?
Greetings.
Bonjour?
No Edwin it wont let me register!! when I go on ACP chat it tells me to click the “sign in” button but it never works!!! ;(
http://xat.com/web_gear/chat/register.php?UserId=375165018&k2=924921770&mode=1