Greetings ACP troops,

Instead of having Bam cook up something with me this week, we are going to visit my igloo.

My mansion today.

Behold, this is my multi-million coin igloo mansion in the forests of Breeze. Indeed I have spent tens of thousands of coins furnishing it. The best architects and artisans of Breeze came together to design this mansion. Many famous people have stayed in the mansion, including former ACP Leaders Fort57 and Bobcatboy10. (Pictures below) Today, I am bringing Bam to my mansion…

Click To Read More! (Viewers discretion is advised. It’s Bam so there will be swearing and profanity.)

Three ACP Leaders in Ken’s mansion! Click to Enlarge!

❗ Inside Ken’s Mansion With Bam ❗

Ken: Okay Bam be careful, I have a lot of priceless crap in my house so look but don’t touch. You see the grandfather clock over there? It was handmade by Oagal while he was binge drinking pesto-bismol and fighting the UMA.

Bam: I think your house is gay. My house is way f***** better. I train 24/7 because I am a firebender and that’s what I do.

Ken: Bam stfu you noob. One item in my igloo is worth more than your entire igloo. I’ll bet.

Bam: Dude come to my f****** house. I’m way cooler. 

Ken: Later. We are visiting my house first. 

Bam: No, mine. I literally have way better stuff. Come, my igloo is open.

Ken:  Yo, your igloo lacks class. It doesn’t even have any furniture to match.

Bam: IT DOESN’T NEED ANY. I’M A FIRE BENDING MASTER. I’M THE F****** BEST FIRE LORD EVER. Kay lets go back to your pile of shit. So I can talk shit. Anyways the building looks gay, it reminds me of the Civil War days. You like you own slaves.

Ken: Bam you would know something about owning slaves since you are from the South!

Bam: YOU SHUT UP! AND NO FOOD ON THE TABLE? JUST TEA? I’M AMERICAN F*** YOU!

Ken:  Be more polite in my house please.

Bam: AND BOOKS. BOOKS YOU CAN’T EVEN TAKE OUT AND READ. I’ll judo chop all your books right f****** now. I’m a goddamn fire bender you f*****.

Ken: Oh yeah? Go bend my goddamn fireplace b*****.

Bam: Dude I f****** will. DO YOU SEE IT MOVING? I’m controlling it. IT’S NOT EVEN F****** HARD YOU PRICK.

Ken: LOL NO.

Bam: Ahahahaha that is what your mother said last night!

 Ken: Yeah well you are like the 4th ACP Leader to visit my igloo. Now f*** off.

Ken: Yo Bam what do you think of my puffle enclosure? I have 14 puffles of the same species and they are all named after ACP Leaders. I had to click all of them just to find Flipmoo.

Bam: You will get HIV from these puffles sooner or later.

Make sure to comment if you liked it! Join Bam and I next time!

-Kenneth1000, Tнє Ɗυƙє σƒ Ɓrєєzє    

ACP Captain

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