2 WEEKS UNTIL THE #69ING.
Click HERE for my ACP RECAP from 2 years ago and let’s see how we did almost 2 years ago! There wasn’t any recap exactly a year ago, so…
Hey guys, Purp here with a large brown spider in her room right now! 😀 Can’t you see how non-scared I am here??! 😀 Well, you can’t see how I feel anyway, it’s a computer screen 😀 Oh boy, the spider’s crawling around the ceiling! 😀 OH YAY NOW THERE’S A HUGE BUZZING FLY IN MY ROOM 😀 JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER, EH? 😀
Eh, uh.. anyway WELCOME to my ACP Recap! ACP’s longest running post series! MY post series. Yay!
Where’s a medal for that?
HA. HA. HA. VERY FUNNY. HA. HA. HA.
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oh crap the spider disappeared….
what am i meant to do now
READ MORE ALREADY, DARNIT!
Sunday, 31st of May
Events
UK/USA Big Three-way Battle [Tie/Victory]
♫ …IS IT ME YOU’RE LOOKIN’ FOR?!?♫
Sizes: 26-27+
Tactic rating: 8.9/10
USA Unscheduled Raid of Fjord
Dayum what happened to doin’ lotsa emotes? Did CP do something?!?
Sizes: 20-21
Tactic rating: 8.7/10
Posts
Click HERE for my last ACP Recap!
Monday, 1st of June
Events
AUSIA Training Session
knock knock? who’s there? ausia. ausia who? AUSIA’S BACK BABY (SMASHES THROUGH THE DOOR) AUSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sizes: 18-20+
Tactic rating: 8.9/10
Posts
Click HERE for the PROMOTIONS!
Tuesday, 2nd of June
Events
UK Training Session
KEEP DRAGGIN’ ALONG, UK! WOO!
Sizes: 15+
Tactic rating: 5/10
USA Raid of Fjord
that looks like a swa….SWARM OF BEES YES SWARM OF BEES that LOOKS LIKE A SWARM OF BEES
Sizes: 24-27
Tactic rating: 9/10
Posts
NONE
Wednesday, 3rd of June
Events
AUSIA Training Session
I wouldnt want to know what would occur if the UK force clashed with the AUSIA force..
Sizes: 14-15
Tactic rating: 8.4/10
Posts
None!
Thursday, 4th of June
Events
AUSIA Training Session
TURN BLUE? NAH! EAT PIZZA!
Sizes: 15-20+
Tactic rating: 8.7/10
USA War Training
oh god dont tell me it’s the-formation-that-must-not-be-named
Sizes: 21-22+
Tactic rating: 8.8/10
Posts
Click HERE for ACP’s NEW UNIFORM! SUPER IMPORTANT!
Friday, 5th of June
Events
AUSIA Training Session
WHY DONT YOU FART ELSA PENGUIN! WHYYY!
Sizes: 15-18
Tactic rating: 8/10
UK/USA Training Session
dat feelin when you realize acp are now capable at making circles in every event
Sizes: Up to 26
Tactic rating: 8/10
Posts
None
Saturday, 6th of June
Events
UK/AUSIA Training Session
- now THAT’S a weekend event!
Sizes: 15-17+
Tactic rating: 8.6/10
UK/USA War Training + Cleansing of Mammoth
perfect tactic, perfect circle, perfect event.
Sizes: 28+
Tactic rating: 8/10
Posts
Click HERE for the FUNNY MEMES OF THE WEEK!
Click HERE for the simply-saddening retirement of Rockstar. Sad way to end the week, huh.
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UK Force
Current average size: 20+
Performance rating: 8.2/10
USA Force
Current average size: 20-25+
Performance rating: 8.8/10
AUSIA Force
Current average size: 15-18
Performance rating: 8.3/10
Overall performance: 25.3/30↑
Last week’s performance: 19.5/30 = 29% RISE
*due to a copy and paste problem on the wrong post and the limit of time, i cannot compare the current statistics to last week’s.
We had 12 successful events this week
We had 4 AUSIA events, 3 UK/USA events, 1 UK/AUSIA event, 3 USA events and 1 UK event.
The highest sizes we’ve reached this week were up to 28+ during the UK/USA War Training/Cleansing of Mammoth.
28 posts were posted throughout the week.
The average amount of views we got on the site throughout the week: 603 views.
According to the tactic ratings from the events the force with the best tactics is AGAIN the USA force ahain with an average score of 8.56/10. AUSIA was SO close with 8.52/10 whilst the UK moved to last with 7.7/10!
Facts of the week
- There are more saunas than cars in Finland.
- There are 5 to 10 times more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on all the world’s beaches.
- An Ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
- Sweden recycles more than 99% of all household waste.
- Your mobile phone has more computing power than the computers used for the Apollo 11 moon landing.
- Bill Gates has been the richest person on the planet for 16 of the past 21 years.
- Earth, Texas is the only place on Earth named “Earth.”
- A Canadian university has built a “Puppy Room” in its campus, where students can go and play with puppies to relieve stress and tension.
- Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is the fear of the number 666.
Weird search terms of the week
- acpuniforn
- about promotion of offices from rank acp/cp jun.2015
- reflex72 nachos
- clapping army
- owner pool in the army of club penguin
- doritos cp uniforms for meabers
- this week army jobs 1st june
Slime’s internet stuff of the week
black toilet paper wut
wait wut a triangular elevator
i dont know wat to believe in anymore
whoa
MIKE… SULLY.. IS THAT YOU!?
HA HA HA HA
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Well, that’s it! I hope you thoroughly enjoyed my post. As for always, see you next week!
WHERE’S THAT DAMN SPIDER
~Purp
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Army of Club Penguin 
Ayy lmao
biased ausia should be first
Why you scared to say nazi symbol? *wary*
ik im jewish and stuff but its just a formation PR WOULD do AND I dont want acp to remind me of PR
ooooo ok. soory, gladly the Purple Republic is lllooooonnngggg gone
So ACP is 1933-1945 Germany now? 😛