armé av klubb pingvin sammanfattning 28 april – 4 maj & 5 maj – 11 maj #40

Hej, ACP! Lila slime här!

Oh… here goes another one of those double ACP Recap posts. Eh, whatever! Welcome to my ACP Recap! This is ACP Recap #40 – Back from beating. Heheh, don’t mean to confuse you there with the title and my tiny introduction that’s above this paragraph. As you can see, it’s in a different language and the language I used for this post is Swedish. Wow, I’m surely obsessed with languages. Anyway, let’s get ready to rumble. Just click read more. C’mon. Fine, I might as well make it up to you…

Ermagherd lerk at dat

happy birthday to everybody who’s birthday is soon

Right, that’s enough!!!

28th April-4th May

Current top ten position: 2nd

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Monday, 28th of April

Events

Garrison [USA] Recruiting/training session

oh what awesome tactics you could do with two lines

Sizes: 15+

Tactic rating: 8.8/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 3

Posts

No posts that you should read today!

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Tuesday, 29th of April

Events

Gendarmerie [AUSIA] Tactic session

e8

ooh lala a penguin called ‘Sugar Craft’

Sizes: 20+

Tactic rating: 7.9/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 2

Posts

Click HERE for Funks’ post announcing that he has ended his temp-ship in ACP (aside with me and Stromae). Cya Funks!

Click HERE for Slider’s ”An ACP Story” series: part 2!

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Wednesday, 30th of April

Events

Gendarmerie [AUSIA] Training session

Screen shot 2014-04-30 at 8.08.43 PM

y u so tiny (not the sizes ofc, the size OF the picture!)

Sizes: Around 20-21

Tactic rating: 8/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 2

Survey Corps [UK] Training session

u know this phrase is still popular

Sizes: 15-18

Tactic rating: 10/10 (as said on the post – holy moly!) 

Medals: 3

Server bars: 1

Posts

Click HERE for the April 2014 promotions post that also announced the new ACP USA 3ics – Albaro and Mikester! Congrats to these guys and everyone else who got a promotion!

Click HERE for Slider’s super informative recruiting guide! Why not read it?!

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Thursday, 1st of May (pinch punch first of the month!)

Events

Gendarmerie [AUSIA] Practice battle VS Purple Republic [Victory]

Screen shot 2014-05-01 at 8.23.40 PM

ME

Sizes: 15+

Tactic rating: 9.2/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 1

Garrison [USA] Recruiting session

https://i0.wp.com/i.imgur.com/jwdkNMF.png

‘murica

Sizes: 13-16

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 3

Posts

Click HERE for Mchappy’s post about the CP funny hat party!

Click HERE for Slider’s post announcing that ACPTR is now open. You can still join, you know!

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Friday, 2nd of May

Events

Gendarmerie [AUSIA] Training session

Screen shot 2014-05-02 at 8.12.58 PM

sooo many ausia events and sooooo many E8 ill face emotessss

Sizes: 16-20

Tactic rating: 7.9/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 2

Survey Corps & Garrison [Weekend Force] Recruiting/tactic session

DOUBLE LINE WORD TACTIC! OH YEAH!!!

Sizes: 20-25+

Tactic rating: 9.2/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 3

Garrison [USA] Training session

”omg we just did a perfect tactic”

Sizes: 14-19

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 1

Posts

None

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Saturday, 3rd of May

Events

 Gendarmerie [AUSIA] Mining Expedition 

Screen shot 2014-05-03 at 8.05.12 PM

holy schmuck! we haven’t had these kind of events in ages!

Sizes: 30-35+

Tactic rating: 7.6/10

Medals: 3.5

Server bars: 5

Posts

Click HERE for Stromae’s post stating that he is resigning from the ACP. Bye, Stromae! You’ll be missed.

Click HERE for my last ACP recap.

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Sunday, 4th of May

 Events

Gendarmerie [AUSIA] Tactic session

awww thanksss!

Sizes: 20-25+

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 3

Weekend Force [UK & USA] CPAC Spring Showdown Round 3 VS Dark Warriors [Victory]

hell yeah victory

 Sizes: 25-30+

Tactic rating: 9.3/10

Medals: 5

Server bars: 1

Posts

Click HERE for Mikester’s post introducing himself as the new ACP 3ic and his introduction to the new ACP rank emblems! Congrats, Mike!

Click HERE for Flipmoo’s post announcing the new 3ics and his temporary ACP leave.

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UK Force

Current average size: 20-25+

Performance rating: 8.7/10

USA Force

Current average size:  15-20+

Performance rating: 8.6/10

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 20+

Performance rating: 9.3/10

ALTOGETHER: 26.6/30

Last time: 26/30

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5-11 may

Current top ten position: 2nd

Monday, 5th of May

Events

None

Posts

None (but the events post was posted!)

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Tuesday, 6th of May

Events

Survey Corps [UK] Tactic/recruiting session

getting awkward? uh, excuse me!!!

Sizes: 15-20

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 2

Garrison [USA] Ulead Session

muy perfecto

Sizes: 13-15

Tactic rating: 8.8/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 1

Posts

Click HERE for Bigmail’s post showing the May 2014 soldiers of the month, congrats to all of you who earned it!

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Wednesday, 7th of May

Events

Survey Corps [UK] Ulead session

i keep on forgetting that  there is such thing as this emote..

Sizes: 15+

Tactic rating: 8.3/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: ???

Posts

None

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Thursday, 8th of May

Events

Gendarmerie [AUSIA] Tactic session

j2

How do you communicate with fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them!

Sizes: 17-22

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 1

Survey Corps [UK] Training/recruiting session

double emote waterfalls rule!

Sizes: 12-16

Tactic rating: 8.8/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: ???

Garrison [USA] Recruiting session

uh oh im running out of ideas for picture captions…

Sizes: 17-22

Tactic rating: 8.2/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 4

Posts

None

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Friday, 9th of May

Events

Gendarmerie [AUSIA] Tactic session

flower powerrr

w-w-what happened to clover power? 😦

Sizes: 20-25+

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 2

Posts

None

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Saturday, 10th of May

Events

AUSIA Practice Battle VS Purple Republic [Victory]

e7

uhhh… idea for caption, uhhh… poop.

Sizes: 12-15+

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: ???

Weekend Force [UK/USA] Practice Battle VS IW & SWAT [Tied with IW]

wow i wish i came

Sizes: 15-20

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

Medals: 4

Server bars: ???

Posts

None

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Sunday, 11th of May

Events

Gendarmerie [AUSIA] Practice Battle VS Ice Warriors [Victory]

badabing badaboom

Sizes: 15-20

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

Medals: 4

Server bars: ???

Weekend Force CPAC Spring Showdown Semi Finals VS Golds [Victory]

omg yes just yes

Size: 25-30+

Tactic rating: 9.4/10

Medals: 5

Server bars: 1 of course!!!!

Posts

None!

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UK Force

Current average size: 20+

Performance rating: 8.7/10

USA Force

Current average size: 20+

Performance rating: 8.5/10

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 15-20+

Performance rating: 8.9/10

Altogether: 26.1/30

Last time: 26.6/30

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 Search terms of the week (100% real)

  • cp funniest hat week
  • earned not given
  • nike you dont know wallpaper
  • club penguin penguin of the week sign up
  • army recruitment results april 27 2014
  • to become acp after 12th 2014 how
  • קלאב פינגווין euro 2012 schedule
  • snaily5 vince
  • acp abication
  • clobe penguen meddie 7890
  • club penguin katalog may cheat
  • ice palace event samurai siege
  • club penguin- news were the hats for hat week for everyone? may 2014
  • so the pirates suck again
  • advantages & disadvantages of acp
  • what is the average size of a penguin
  • what is meant acp soldier
  • president swat proclamation
  • indian arrmy acp ruling for qtr
  • hannahmon to hannahmon to
  • mac os x screenshot
  • hard work iphone wallpaper
  • theflamer2 on weekend battles
  • club pewn army
  • army of cp ran by bigmail

Poll of the week results from last week

Poll of the week

Mad lib of the week- copy and paste this story and insert the words where the brackets are. You can comment them on this post!

After [verb ending with ing] some [adjective] [plural nouns] on Club [noun], [person] told us to [verb] off. [Same person] then said that we get [number] [plural noun] for attending the [verb ending with ing] session. I felt so [adjective] after that. [Exclamation]! If I [verb] to more events, then I will rise up the [plural noun] and become the [plural noun] of CP [noun] once and for all!

Here’s an example:

After throwing up some toxic tissues on Club toenail, Miley Cyrus told us to lick off. Miley Cyrus then said that we get 10101000 armpits for attending the moaning session. I felt so rusty after that. Fizzy cheese! If I fart to more event, then I will rise up the clocks and become the unicorns of CP hat once and for all!

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Annnnnd that’s a wrap.

Hope you enjoyed my once again late ACP recap. My next ACP recap will recap the 17-22 of May, so it won’t be the same days. Why? Well, CPAC of course!

~Purp

5 Responses

  1. You forgot to put gaming as a sport and we should take that poll and actually have a better army wide vote – only 29 people voted and theres more people in ACP than that I’d think.

    • It should’ve been just yes or no. Since I don’t know didn’t really count up for anything.

  2. where’s solider of the week and where is hockey as an option in the poll

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