Hello there soldiers, Purp here and a-welcome to my ACP Recap. This is ACP Recap #38- March madness strikes back! Hope you enjoy reading it.
Here are the soldiers of the week 16-22 of March-
UK: Bjkb♣
AUSIA: Rix
USA: Menchies
Congrats! Here are your trophies…
Okay, let’s start now.
EVENTS
Sunday, 16th of March
News/recap of the day
KABLAM! Today, we managed to get first again on the CPAC top ten, which boosted our week to a positive start and KABLAM!!! Ooh what was that!? Well, wow! A mid-month promotion post has been posted! Surprise, surprise. What do we have here?… ah, a few unfortunate demotions and fortunate promotions – great. Other than being first in the top ten and having mid promotions, we also started the week nicely with an amazing weekend force event (as I told you, the weekend force is basically the UK and USA force on weekend days), which was a Ulead. There were splendid tactics & sizes of 30-35 and we successfully to circle the berg! I say, this week has great expectations.
Events
UK/USA (Weekend force) Ulead
perrrrrfection
Sizes: 25-30+
Tactic rating: 9/10
Medals: 3
Posts
Click HERE for our mid-promotions/demotions post. Check it out if you haven’t seen it yet!
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Monday, 17th of March (St Patricks Day!)
News/recap of the day
Today was St Patricks Day, the day of the clover.. the day of St Patrick… the day for drinking beer with an excuse, yeah. This is our day, ACP. Today, there were two events: a UK St Patrick’s day party! There were clover-tastic sizes of 30-35+ and great tactics. There was also a USA event today, after a while of unsuccessful USA events. Huzzah, USA! They had a training/recruiting session with sizes of 20-25 & great tactics, yet again. Not bad for an ACP themed day, huh?
Events
UK Force St Patrick’s Day Party/Tactic session
WHERE’S OUR BEER!
Sizes: 30+
Tactic rating: 8.7/10
Medals: 3
USA Training/Recruiting Session
WHERE’S OUR POT OF GOLD!?
Sizes: 20-25
Tactic rating: 8.8/10
Medals: 3
Posts
Click HERE for one of Bigmail’s Club Penguin related posts announcing that there’s going to be a puffle park soon and more!
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Tuesday, 18th of March
News/recap of the day
Ding dong, break day! Well, not for the USA… today, the USA force had a Ulead (Ulead overload!) session with sizes of 20-25 again and perfect tactics. Awesome.
Events
USA Force Ulead
USA loves caffeine
Sizes: 20-25
Tactic rating: 8.9/10
Medals: 3
Posts
None
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Wednesday, 19th of March
News/recap of the day
ACP bursted back into business as it was announced that we were going to face the Nachos for the CPAC March madness tournament FINALS! Oagalthorp, (and yes, Oagalthorp for real) posted about the finals battle vs Nachos with an attendance poll and some encouragement and things about Nachos. Nice work, Oagal! Also today, Flipmoo posted a post announcing that he is hiring some moderators that are from AUSIA for ACP – anyone, in or out of ACP! Golly, this is going to be interesting. Furthermore today, there was a fantastic AUSIA unscheduled tactic/ulead session with sizes of 20-25 and superb tactics.
Events
AUSIA Unscheduled Tactic/Ulead Session
acp releasing their inner mr krabs.. GO FREE!
Sizes: 20-25
Tactic rating: 8.8/10
Medals: 2
Posts
Click HERE for Flipmoo’s post with the signups for the lucky, new AUSIA moderators.
Click HERE for my second last ACP recap post!
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Thursday, 20th of March
News/recap of the day
Today, our brilliant AUSIA force had a 2 bar training session with great sizes of around 20+ and awesome tactics. Aaaand that is all that happened today.
Events
AUSIA Training Session
this muppet party stinks as much as E+T
Sizes: 20+
Tactic rating: 8.9/10
Medals: 3
Posts
None
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Friday, 21st of March
News/recap of the day
Today, no events happened however there were a couple posts that were posted today. Firstly, Sercan posted a post announcing that he has returned after a week or so of tests and school. Wehay, welcome back! Plus, Mchappy posted some CP Muppets party cheats – ooh lala, Mchappy!
Events
None
Posts
Click HERE for Sercan’s post announcing his return!
Click HERE for Mchappy’s CP Muppets party cheats!
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Saturday, 22nd of March
News/recap of the day
Today, each ACP force had an event. Woohoo. First, there was the AUSIA force with yet another fantastic event. They had a practice battle against SP (a medium-ish army with a good AUSIA force) and they won, with successful sizes of around 20 on CP and nice tactics. Secondly, the weekend force (as I told you, UK and USA) had yet another practice battle with Dark Warriors. It was pretty much a tie with sizes of around 40+ and at the end, the obvious happened.. we both turned pink and did epic tactics. Fabulous. Lastly today, the USA force had ANOTHER practice battle (jeez, so many practice battles!) against Nachos, however they lost. But the USA fought excellently with brilliant tactics and sizes of 20-25! Heck yeah, ACP! Also today, Jerry posted all the battle strategies and tactics for the upcoming battle against nachos (on the 23rd) for the CPAC March madness finals. It included what formations to do in each from and tips on how to make the event much more organised.
Events
AUSIA Practice Battle VS Smart Penguins [Win]
if we were ur boyfriend we’d never let u go
Sizes: 19+
Tactic rating: 9/10
Medals: 4 (Did you know that this was the ACP AUSIA force’s 70th victory?!)
UK/USA (Weekend force) Practice Battle VS Dark Warriors [Tie]
but furst, let us take a selfie
Sizes: 35+
Tactic rating: 8.9/10
Medals: 5
USA Practice Battle VS Nachos [Loss]
DOUBLE LINES ROOL
Sizes: 20-25
Tactic rating: 8.8/10
Medals: 5
Posts
Click HERE for one of Alexa’s poll of the week posts!
Click HERE for Jerry’s post on the battle strategies for the important Nachos event on the next day!
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Recap
UK force
Current average size: 30+
Performance rating: 9/10
USA force
Current average size: 20-25+
Performance rating: 9/10
AUSIA Force
Current average size: 20+
Performance rating: 9/10
Altogether: 27/30
Last time: 25.7/30
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ACP’s week in numbers
We had 9 successful events this week – 6 more than last week! We had 3 AUSIA events, 2 UK/USA events, 3 USA events and 1 UK event. Such an improvement, ACP!
The highest sizes we’ve reached this week were up to about 40+ during the UK/USA weekend force PB vs Dark Warriors. Last time, we reached up to 40+ again, but at the CPAC March madness tournament semi finals!
21 posts were posted throughout the week. 12 less posts than last week! Yay.
The average amount of views we got this week on the site were 869 views. 145 more views than last week!
46 people joined ACP this week – 16 more than last week. Welcome, all!
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Slime Time!
Useless facts of the week
- Pinocchio is Italian for “pine head.”
- Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.
- There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!
- Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants!
- Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
- Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue!
- Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes!
- Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a ‘Friday the 13th’.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
- The average lifespan of an eyelash is five months.
- The sweat drops drawn in cartoon comic strips are called pleuts.
- The word Pennsylvania is misspelled on the Liberty Bell.
- It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year’s supply of footballs.
- Greenland is the largest island in the world.
- The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Libraries.
Crazy search terms of the week
- how to draw an army penguin
- army.comuniform
- how to join the clu penguin army free
- us army soldier of the month may 1962
- ayshu 2 club penfuin
- united kingdom and european union
- division tactical and acp
- army republic of cp sing up
- american troops clipart
- why do i deserve this promotion?
- isagila site
- gameboyacp2
- why do you deserve an army promotion
Slime’s self-made mad lib of the week
Ok, ok, this is new. And you can do this if you want. Below this text is going to be a story with certain brackets in it with types of words in it [e.g adjective, noun, adverb] and YOU have to fill it in… with funny, weird, crazy or just normal words! It’s fun, trust me. You can copy and paste this mad lib onto your comment box and insert the words into it then you can post that comment and show everyone your epic mad lib – how about that? Well, anyway here’s the mad lib of the week #1-
(Exclamation)! Today, I just (verb ending in ed/verb past tense) a/an (adjective) club penguin army called the Army of club (noun)! I went to their (verb) page and filled in the join (noun). I then went to the chat where I met some (adjective) (plural noun) that told me how to be (adjective) in the army. They also told me that the army has two leaders called (Person) and (Another person). I managed to (verb) to them on chat and they told me they’re having a/an (verb ending with ing) session in (an amount of time), so I (verb ending with ed/verb past tense) (adverb) on chat for a while and waited until we go online.
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Hope you enjoyed my ACP recap! Just to let you know, I do not have enough time to post my ACP recap for the 23-29 of March since I will be going away soon D: See ya, guys.. until next time!
~Purp
Army of Club Penguin 
WO LO LO! Today, I just pooped a/an slimey club penguin army called the Army of club viking helmet! I went to their punch page and filled in the join clover. I then went to the chat where I met some crunchy shoes that told me how to be shiny in the army. They also told me that the army has two leaders called Miley Cyrus and Elmikey. I managed to puke to them on chat and they told me they’re having an assassinating session in 25 days, so I twerked oddly on chat for a while and waited until we go online.
I LOVE RECAPS HEUHAURHRIUUTHRAOROIURIRHUTHUAHUR
CILIT BANG! Today, I just LICKED a SEXY club penguin army called the Army of club PEE! I went to their SPIFFING page and filled in the join LAMPSHADE. I then went to the chat where I met some SMOOTH PENCILCASES that told me how to be HAIRY in the army. They also told me that the army has two leaders called SPONGEBOB and SQUAREPANTS. I managed to SING to them on chat and they told me they’re having a SQUEEZING session in 69 SECONDS so I PROWLED HAIRILY on chat for a while and waited until we go online.
LOL
Yayyy!!!
WOOHOO!! Today, I just PLAYED a/an AWESOME club penguin army called the Army of club SWIMMING POOL! I went to their BLAH page and filled in the join POOP. I then went to the chat where I met some COLORFUL KITTENS that told me how to be COLORFUL in the army. They also told me that the army has two leaders called PENGY38088 and FLIPMOO. I managed to TALK to them on chat and they told me they’re having a/an PLAYING PLANETSIDE 2 (will that work?)session in OVER 24 HOURS, so I TYPED AWKWARDLY on chat for a while and waited until we go online.
ooh oh how i wish we’d have some colorful kittens on here
WOAH! Today, I just Peed on a Pirate club penguin army called the Army of club Poop! I went to their Evil page and filled in the join Poop. I then went to the chat where I met some Pookie Terrorists that told me how to be a Dummy in the army. They also told me that the army has two leaders called Silent and Deadly. I managed to Destroy them on chat and they told me they’re having a/an Bombing session in 04 Seconds, so I Died on chat for a while and waited until we go online.
Pookie terrorists. Sounds super-duper AWESOME!
MASHED POTATOES! Today, I just FINGERED a/an SEXY club penguin army called the Army of club PROSTITUTION! I went to their HORNY page and filled in the join PENCIL. I then went to the chat where I met some COLOSSAL WORMS that told me how to be ATTRACTIVE in the army. They also told me that the army has two leaders called ADOLF HITLER and WATERKID. I managed to SLURP to them on chat and they told me they’re having a/an “SHOWERING” session in 984 HOURS, so I NAE-NAE’ED CRAZILY on chat for a while and waited until we go online.
oh my goodness lol.
WATERKID and ADOLF hitler with that showering session tho.
Derp! Today, I just slapped a waterkid club penguin army called the Army of club derp! I went to their Hall of fame page and filled in the join forum. I then went to the chat where I met some nooby waterkids that told me how to be squishy in the army. They also told me that the army has two leaders called watercring and Grassboy. I managed to listen to them on chat and they told me they’re having a/an derping session in the amount of time it takes for the toronto maple leafs to win a stanley cup again, so I cheered sadly on chat for a while and waited until we go online.
lol derping session
LOL THE MAPLE LEAFS, AKA YOU WONT GET ONLINE AGAIN IN 10+ YEARS!!!
lol you get it xD