ibutho sa isagila iphengwini okufinqiwe #32||uFebhuwari 2-8

‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello, ACP! PurpleSlime4 here. Welcome to my ACP recap! This is ACP recap #32 – And so the rise begins…

Today’s title language is in Zulu, a known African language. Fascinating.

That’s all I have to say.

OH, AND READ MORE FOR COINS! (omg yay i got coins)

No. You don’t get any coins. Haha.

Sunday, 2nd of February:

–News/Recap of the day–

This week blasted off with a good thing and bad thing. The good thing? Our awesome UK force had a fantastic event, averaging 30-35+ and hitting 40 on CP! The UK force started off with a little practice battle with the Doritos of CP then the UK did some training & great tactics on their own, while circling the forts! Heck yeah. Oh, and the bad news? De-mod week results were posted! Six unfortunate moderators got demodded and four were put on a harsh warning. Yikes! Stay active there, mods. You wouldn’t want to be on those kind of posts.

–Events–

UK Mini Practice Battle VS DCP [Win] & Training Session

2

hey kids who wants cake?

Sizes: 30-35+

Tactic rating: 9.4/10

Medals: 5

–Posts–

Click HERE for Jerry’s de-mod week results post! Dum dum dummm.

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Monday, 3rd of February:

–News/Recap of the day–

Nothing happened today. Apart from that my ACP recap #30 was posted.

–Events–

None

–Posts–

Click HERE for PurpleSlime4’s ACP recap #30!

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Tuesday, 4th of February:

–News/Recap of the day–

Today, the USA had their first event of the week – a training session. The USA force had a training session so they could prepare for the Practice Battle against DCP the next day. The USA did superb with sizes of 20-25+ and excellent tactics. And in other news, nothing.

–Events–

USA Training Session

ececeacp

where’s my sugar

Sizes: 20-25+

Tactic rating: 9.1/10

Medals: 3

–Posts–

No other posts were posted today.

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Wednesday, 5th of February:

— News/Recap of the day —

Today was the day our USA force battled off the Doritos of CP… and yes, the results are that we WON! The USA force had great sizes averaging around 25 and perfect tactics. The force completely dominated, good job.

–Events–

USA Practise Battle VS Doritos of CP [Win]

SWEET

OH YEAH EAT THOSE DORITOS

Sizes: 20-25+

Tactic rating: 9/10

Medals: 4

–Posts–

No other posts were posted today

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Thursday, 6th of February:

–News/Recap of the day–

Today, our AUSIA force had their first event of the week and boy, was it great! During the event (which was a training session for the upcoming AUSIA Practice battle vs Nachos) , there were super-sizes of 25+ and nice tactics. AUSIA also managed to hit up to around 30-35 on CP! Whoooa, guys.

–Events–

AUSIA Training Session

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join ze awesomeness join ze acp

Sizes: 25-30+

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

Medals: 4

–Posts–

No other posts were posted today.

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Friday, 7th of February:

–News/Recap of the day–

‘IT’S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAYYY!’ That must of been the reaction of our new AUSIA 3ic, Mrtchy, as Flipmoo announced on a post the new ACP Ausia 3ic (replacing Splasher). He also mentioned the new AUSIA leadership system, with the new AUSIA 1ics, 2ics, and 3ics! Great. Plus, the UK force had a splendid fun event with sizes reaching to 48 and amazing tactics. Ooh lala!

–Events–

UK Fun Event

1

get gary backround? fart off, penguin.

Sizes: 35-40+

Tactic rating: 9.4/10

Medals: 3

–Posts–

Click HERE for Flipmoo’s post announcing the new AUSIA force leadership!

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Saturday, 8th of February:

–News/Recap of the day–

Today was Saturday. The best day of the week. And how did we celebrate? BY RAIDING. Our weekend force, usually consisting of USA and UK, raided three servers on CP – Breeze, Fjord and Parka. It started out as a normal event, but then we went feisty and raided an Ice Warriors event at Parka. Then we carried on the craziness to Fjord, where the Nachos and RPF had an event against each other too. ACP, wow!

–Events–

UK/USA (Weekend Force) Raid of Breeze, Parka &Fjord

KEKEKKACP

E+K E+K EK EKEK KEKE KAKE CAKE

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ARGH! why am i standing in the middle of the berg

etetacp

ohyeaaaaa more farts

Sizes: 35-40+

Tactic rating: 9.3/10

Medals: 7 medals altogether

–Posts–

No other posts were posted today

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UK Force

Current average size: 35+

Performance rating: 9.4/10

USA Force

Current average size: 25+

Performance rating: 9.2/10

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 25+

Performance rating: 9.2/10

ALTOGETHER:

Last time: 27.5/30

There seemed to be a lot of improvement in sizes and performance this week, however the frequency of the events containing all that improvement wasn’t so good. Every force has improved in size – UK force from averaging 30-35+ to averaging 35+ in events,  USA from 20+ now to 20-25+ and AUSIA from 20-25+ to 25+, from that event they had maxing 30-35. Seems awesome, huh? Yeah. These sizes must be seen more though, we need more successful events!

We had 6 successful events this week – 4 less than last week. There were 2 UK events, 2 USA events and there was 1 AUSIA and 1 UK/USA event.

The highest sizes we reached this week was up to 48 during the UK fun event on Saturday. Last week, the highest sizes were around 35-40+!

12 posts were posted throughout the week. 7 less than last week…

The average amount of views we had this week was 913 views. Last time, the average was 904 views – so that’s just 9 viewers less than last week!

49 people joined ACP this week. Nice! 9 more than last week. Welcome, all you new soldiers!

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(dun dun dunnn) SLIME TIME!

FACTS ‘O’ THE WEEK

  • The earliest recorded speeding ticket was from 1896. A man was going 8mph in a 2mph zone.
  • The letters in “Mother In Law” can be rearranged to spell “Woman Hitler.”
  • There was once a 23 year old grandmother.
  • Zebra’s are black with white stripes.
  • Teddy Roosevelt used to hold the record for the most hands shaken in one day with 8510.
  • Coca Cola produces so many different products that if you were to drink one each day, it would take you 9 years to try them all.
  • “Monowi” is a town of Nebraska that has a population of 1. The Mayor pays taxes to herself!
  • 30% of smartphone owners have never downloaded an app.
  • School buses are yellow because humans notice the color yellow 1.24 times faster than another eye-catching color.
  • The dot on top of the letters “i” and “j” is called a tittle – The cross on top of a “t” is called a tattle.
  • Up until the 1850’s there was no “left and right” shoe, all were identical.
  • There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.
  • In China, a man wore more than 60 shirts and nine pairs of jeans at airport to avoid luggage charges.
  • One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
  • TERATOPHOBIA is an unusual fear of giving birth to a monster.

WEIRD SEARCH TERMS ‘O’ THE WEEK

  • join the cluvpenguin army
  • army pep talk phrases
  • november sweepstakes
  • zub zero self defense
  • i salute u for being a good leader
  • hallajuah 2014
  • cleverbot let,s chat30 minutes f
  • bold 99900 keyboard
  • oringe10 cp

POLL ‘O’ THE WEEK RESULTS FROM LAST WEEK

What’s your favourite colour?

Red: 5 people

Orange: 1 person

Yellow: 0 people

Green: 1 person

Blue: 5 people

Purple: 1 person (Aw mannn!)

Black: 1 person

White: 0 people

Grey: 0 people

Rainbow: 3

Other: 5 – Light red, Green and red tie, Ower was here, Allen’s the word, ITS COLOR YOU IDIOOOOOOOOT!!!!11SHIFT!!!

NEW POLL

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Thanks for reading my ACP recap! See you next time, where hopefully I’ll post it earlier…

~Purp

5 Responses

  1. Good Post!

  2. I said green and red tie 😀

  3. This post is good.

  4. You should go watch the movie “Zulu”.

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