Hey there everyone!
After two and a half years of being in this army, I have some grave news to share with you. This is what the owners and really behind; what they’re doing to ACP, what they’re doing to each other, and what they’re hiding from you. You may not want to read.
Quickly, run Snaily! Kingfunks and his gang of Kittens found you! He’s angry about that post.
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Never, ever, let Snaily off Club Penguin island, because she Elephant zoo to escape those Cop Cats who were hunting her…
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This is Swim trying to offer Funks some satisfying coffee… BUT IT’S POISONED 😮
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Secretly, Foldez is just a little bit “coo-coo” in her head. Shhhhh…
I think we all know that Kenneth1000 misses his Flipper.
NEWS FLASH: SPY REPORT IS IN!
We just had Maxy777 and CPMaster break into the ACP Mansion, home of the owners of CP. Combined, they captured two pictures and released them to the public. The first is of Tori and Foldez’s shared room.
This is another thing our spy CPMaster saw when he infiltrated the ACP Mansion. This is in Swimmerboy’s bathroom.
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We were going to have an ACP Horse Racing event… but Slime got to the ponies first…
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This is one of Funk’s cop cats patrolling the igloos of Vanilla… he sees Snaily picking up CPAC’s latest newspaper.
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I hoped this cheered you all up and gave you all a good laugh! Also, let me know in the comments if this got rid of your “Case of the Mondays,” a horrible infection that happens only one day of the week. Haha!
~Asdfghjkl888, ACP Temporary Advisor
Be sure to sign up for the ACP Olympics if you haven’t already! They’re going to be better than last time, and even funner! Haha!
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LOL, I’ve seen those pics on Imgur!
LOL!
I saw the watersilde one on Instagram!!
lolol
What’s the third one supposed to be a horse combined with?
A squirell
*wary* Im gunna murder funks and throw his dead corpse in my pool
jkjk but really doe *shifty*
LOLOLOL Good one!