Army of Club Penguin

INVASIONS OF HYPOTHERMIA & BELOW ZERO

Afternoon, ACP

The year of 2012 has been one of the greatest in our history. “Didn’t we fall further in the top ten than ever before and had so few at events?”. Yes, we did and that is only one of our many achievements this year. You see, look at the armies that have been invading us constantly. We’ve probably been on the battlefield more than we’ve been refreshing our numbers and regaining our previous glory. Hitting an all time low showed us something and it showed our enemies the same. The soldiers of this army fought with their remaining strength and kept going until they saw what was in the distance. It was not an ACP with such numbers that we once had, it wasn’t an immediate rise to glory once more. It was victory.

The odds were against us but look who prevailed. We’re still here, still strong and we’re the same old army. We struggled through and we are reaching the other side. The armies who we have forged such strong alliances with and have protected us shall be rewarded. The soldiers who kept going until the present day, needless to say shall and have a deserved outcome. That leaves us with the enemy that keeps on trying, only to be stopped by our unconquerable forces. The Pirates. They are under the impression that they can take down four armies, the Ice Warriors, Doritos, Ninjas and of course, the ACP. Here they come again, digging into defeat.

Pirates, you could be a great army. You have such a strong GMT force but you don’t put it to good use. I mean good use. Waterkid, you could be a respected leader and member of this community but you are giving up that chance. I’ll give you credit, what’s left of your soldiers are a loyal group. However, you offend them, you dishearten them and you take them for granted. You don’t care for your army, you only care for the rewards that you try and gain. Pirate soldiers, look at the way your leader treats you. You may pretend that you endorse his behaviour but for us, it has gone on too long. The way you act towards other members of this community is diabolical.

Pirates, you have a choice. We come to a mutual agreement, end this bitter war and you carry on with your army. Water, I’ll gladly have a discussion with you about it. If you wish, you can come to your senses and surrender. It seemed rather worthless for me to give you those options as I doubt you will oblige. You may though, however I won’t jump straight to the conclusion that you will. Your third option is that you carry on invading to be faced by a stronger force every time. We’ve been slacking off recently by just having training sessions and a practice battle. If you carry on, the game plan changes. The ACP is unleashed and your pirating and looting stops.

Let’s give the Pirates their worst and last Halloween. If they comply to our terms, we shall leave them. However, they are hell-bent on destroying us and we shall do just the same if needs must. I’ll go all western and say you have until noon, Saturday. Until then, our Invasions stand as they are. 

–Ek ACP Supreme Commander

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